Really ! Should men do all these things to impress a woman

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

One advice…act like a asshole,you will get 85%girls,rest of them are pure gold diggers…this s~~~ advice is for manginas,not for us….

[DybbukParticipant 182]

Not smelling nice is not an option. It is a necessity.

I trust this was just poor grammar and not meant literally. LOL

[UntamedParticipant]

22Deeboi wrote:

Wow…so much rules and instructions. Sounds more like a prison than a relationship

Even prisons don’t have that many requirements.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[pharmerParticipant 407]

Should men do all these things to impress a woman?

Fuk no! I’m convinced now more than ever, no man should ever do anything to impress a woman!
If she’s impressed with me all good. If she’s fit, clean, and willing I mite even give her the ride of her life, but I’ll be fukd if I do anything just to impress a woman.
I’m dressed the way I want to dress, sometimes its neat and tidy, sometimes its fairly lax, because that’s what I want to do. I maintain good personal hygiene for ME, and I’ll shave when it fkn suits me.
I’m polite to people regardless of sex but the list of things I’ll go out of my way to do for random women is small indeed.

Never fuck a crazy chick.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Oh of course we should, because their the ultimate prize to be sought after.

Many men who don’t know, ends up being a huge disappointment.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

I’ll go to a prostitute if I feel the need to than do that. No hoops to jump through, just pay them, have fun and leave. Really they are some of the most honest women out there because they agree to mutual terms, kind of like a marriage contract, but this agreement gets honoured.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[DethklokParticipant 153]

What is the point of this article? Is it for a man to find happiness through finding a woman? History has taught us all many times over that marriage will not lead to happiness. Add in bending over backwards to make a woman happy, and this is borderline insanity.

If you want to find happiness, be yourself. If you absolutely must marry, you don’t change a thing. Be yourself. No woman is going to change for you.

[UntamedParticipant]

This is the kind of s~~~ weemins think about when they need a guy (slave) to support them
My Next Boyfriend…
1. …will not cheat on me.
2. …will recycle, donate to a cause, volunteer, and otherwise be a contributing member to society’s well-being.
3. …won’t put others down to make himself feel better.
4. …will treat everyone with respect.
5. …will have a job.
6. …will not smoke pot.
7. …will talk when the need arises versus trying to put it off until later.
8. …will not watch ESPN endlessly.
9. …will not judge me for watching bad TV.
10. …will not be jealous of my gay best friend.
11. …will not want to spend every waking second with me.
12. …will call and not text.
13. …will be tall.
14. …will be emotionally mature, available, and evolved.
15. …will not wear a cell phone holster.
16. …will know how to manage his money.
17. …will not be vain.
18. …will ask me how I’m doing and how my day was and actually care.
19. …will be content sometimes to spend the whole day in bed watching movies and eating takeout.
20. …will compliment me every now and then, especially when I’ve made an effort to look nice for a night out.
21. …will not be an alcoholic.
22. …will have goals, dreams, and the drive to achieve them.
23. …will understand that ‘No’ means ‘No.’
24. …will know how to do his own laundry.
25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’
26. …will not live across the country.
27. …will consider a long distance relationship if he has to move away.
28. …will be interested in culture, music, art, and travel.
29. …will have read a book since high school.
30. …will not snore…much.
31. …will tell the truth.
32. …will be open-minded and non-judgmental of others.
33. …will put as much effort forth to find out about my day as I did about his.
34. …will learn how to communicate like an adult.
35. …will actually enjoying spending time with me.
36. …will be crazy about me as much as I will be about him.
37. …will not make me feel dumb or childish.
38. …will appreciate the art of foreplay.
39. …will not try to teach me when I didn’t ask to be taught.
40. …will wear plaid well.
41. …will want to go to sleep at night with me, and wake up beside me in the mornings, not on the couch.
42. …will have sex with his eyes open, most of the time.
43. …will appreciate my efforts to try new things.
44. …will talk to me when something bothers him.
45. …will love me for me — faults, imperfections and all — and love me all the more for them.
46. …will continually surprise me.
47. …will lovingly accept my neurosis.
48. …will have the ‘we’ team mentality.
49. …will stay with me through joy and pain.
50. …will have a backbone in the relationship and not be afraid to tell me ‘no.’
51. …will be a great kisser.
52. …will have a great sense of humor, but know when to be serious.
53. …will be more passionate in random moments.
54. …will know who he is as a person and be honest about that.
55. …will think I’m HOT, not just cute.
56. …will treat me as well as my friends do.
57. …will be able to laugh at himself.
58. …will have a regular sized temper than does not super-size itself randomly.
59. …will kiss me passionately every once and a while.
60. …will give me space.
61. …will not have a fixation with his ex.
62. …will not make me feel like I’m only second best.
63. …will be able to think more than two day in the future.
64. …will not go to bed at 9:30 pm.
65. …will have a good spiritual connection, but not enough to make me think he may want to be a priest.
66. …will want a family.
67. …will know what a commitment is and follow up that knowledge with actions that support it.
68. …will understand that relationships aren’t all perfect, and that sometimes fighting can resolve difficult issues.
69. …will like going out on a week night sometimes, rather than just watching TV.
70. …will be responsible with money.
71. …will get more satisfaction than dissatisfaction from his job.
72. …will appreciate that my child is my number one priority.
73. …will be able to deal with my pet.
74. …will talk dirty.
75. …will be confident in himself, but not egotistical.
76. …won’t have an extensive and publicly known porn collection.
77. …will trust me.
78. …will be more interested in sex because he wants to be with me, not because it’s sex and he just wants it.
79. …will love wine.
80. …will take out the trash and happily do the dishes.
81. …will not take himself so seriously.
82. …will not beat a dead horse of a conversation when we disagree, and try to strong arm to prove he is right
83. …will not be selfish with his love when things don’t go his way.
84. …will say he’s open minded and actually mean it
85. …won’t judge me by my past relationships.
86. …will not remind me of how hot girls are that are the complete opposite of me.
87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period.
88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.
89. …will have already installed the filter that lets him know when not to say inappropriate, offensive things in front of me.
90. …will love that I have such a big heart.
91. …will be smart but not snide.
92. …will not have friends of the opposite sex who aren’t just friends.
93. …will love that I’m independent.
94. …will be okay with little displays of affection such as holding hands.
95. …will not be in trouble with the law.
96. …will like to go down on me.
97. …will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.
98. …will VOTE and not make excuses about why he chooses not to vote.
99. …will NOT be a manorexic gym fanatic.
100. …will stand up for me if someone unexpectedly attacks me, verbally or otherwise, and ask questions later.

But when you’re in front of them and tell ’em “When it doesn’t involve money I’m rather spontaneous. I plan very little and prefer enjoying the day rather than a check-list of things to do on your free time.”
And they go “Oh I love a spontaneous guy!”

What about that 100-point list? Sure, nothing more spontaneous than that one!

Women.are.full.of.s~~~

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

That “My Next Boyfriend” list was was exhausting to read. I lost 10 pounds by the time I got to #11 and had to stop. She is doomed for life. I don[‘t even feel sorry for her. She will be a disaster in every relationship she has until she is dead.

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

I’m in my 40s. Have you SEEN the state of the dating pool at this age? Sagging breasts, baggy vagina, hanging stomach covered in stretch marks like they’ve been in a fight with Wolverine……and the small matter of several other mens’ kids to pay for.

And I’m supposed to jump through flaming hoops and make myself the cream of the crop just to win an opportunity to impress what I’ve described above?

F~~~.
That.
Straight.
To.
Hell.

[bachelor4goodParticipant 170]

Just use the filter on age of any dating website and go from 20yo to 40yo; its like a time machine fast forward. From unicorn to rhino in a blink of an eye. Scary s~~~!

IDGAF

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Total Lee wrote:

That “My Next Boyfriend” list was was exhausting to read. I lost 10 pounds by the time I got to #11 and had to stop. She is doomed for life. I don[‘t even feel sorry for her. She will be a disaster in every relationship she has until she is dead.

Number 45: “Will love me for my faults”……….but here’s a list of 99 faults that HE’S not allowed to have.

Hahahahahahahahaf~~~off

[KeymasterKeymaster]

bachelor4good wrote:

Just use the filter on age of any dating website and go from 20yo to 40yo; its like a time machine fast forward. From unicorn to rhino in a blink of an eye. Scary s~~~!

There is virtually no difference between 12 and 42. They are still chasing the same stupid dreams they had when they were 12. Like they stop maturing when they start menstruating.

Remember that 42 single mother of 2 teenagers who was STILL “looking for her prince” .

You just KNOW she was the kind to sit down and write out a stupid list like that.
And 30 years + 1 failed marriage later ……. nothing changed. Doomed for life is right.

How whacked in the head insane does a woman have to carefully imagine 100 details her “next boyfriend” HAS TO DO – before she even met the guy. and there is not even one guy knocking or interested in her!!! How women can talk about “next boyfriends” and husbands they haven’t even MET yet …….. is like being stranded on an island and thinking you can just order a pizza.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bachelor4goodParticipant 170]

Such lists work perfect as an inverted idiot repellent!

IDGAF

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LOL @ #72 “My next boyfriend …will appreciate that my child is my number one priority.”

A f~~~ing SINGLE MOTHER wrote that! LMAO!!!! Honey you’re not in a position to make even ONE demand. Holy s~~~!!!

Her “#1 priority” ……………………………………………… is #72 on the list!!!!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[UntamedParticipant]

I think they should save themselves the time and effort and write out the bottom line: “I want a monkey that can be taught”.

PS,
Chump=chimp

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Klaus WindamierParticipant 543]

Impress a female is what male animal do, like male peac~~~ does to impress the female peac~~~.

Man are human, not animals, why should man doing something to impress woman sorry ass?

[Klaus WindamierParticipant 543]

I_Walk_Alone wrote:

Total Lee wrote:

That “My Next Boyfriend” list was was exhausting to read. I lost 10 pounds by the time I got to #11 and had to stop. She is doomed for life. I don[‘t even feel sorry for her. She will be a disaster in every relationship she has until she is dead.

Number 45: “Will love me for my faults”……….but here’s a list of 99 faults that HE’S not allowed to have.
Hahahahahahahahaf~~~off

Justification of became an immature person.
She can act immature, while man cannot allowed to make a single fault even unpurpossed, you know what is that? ‘God Complex’
Woman seeks to be immortalized and worships, oh, ‘goddes complex’ in this case.

And a fool is always demanding and nagging.

[RennieParticipant]

I_Walk_Alone wrote:

I’m in my 40s. Have you SEEN the state of the dating pool at this age? Sagging breasts, baggy vagina, hanging stomach covered in stretch marks like they’ve been in a fight with Wolverine……and the small matter of several other mens’ kids to pay for.
And I’m supposed to jump through flaming hoops and make myself the cream of the crop just to win an opportunity to impress what I’ve described above?
F~~~.That.Straight.To.Hell.

Even at 24/25 some of them are already taking on the look of their mothers. It’s truly frightening. These days their best days don’t last for any respectable length of time, which is one reason – of many – that getting involved with them is a waste of time and money.

[Anonymous 25]

Any woman who thinks a man has to solely impress her is consumed by vanity, greed and self obsession.

There are thousands and thousands of women. Why on earth would any man need to go out of my way to impress such a woman? There are 5 more lined up behind her waiting to take her place. NEXT

Women are not scarce. There’s thousands upon thousands of them.

Face it ladies, you’re just not that impressive yourselves to even want anything more than a one night stand or f~~~ buddy with you. So you wimmins need put that copy of Cosmopolitan down, put down your eye liner and your designer shoes and take a good hard look at yourself. Women have 2 choices, either they can ask themselves the question “what makes me so different to every other woman that any man would want to keep coming back for more?” and work on it; or go directly to the kitty sanctuary and be crazy old cat lady.

I don’t make the rules, I just play them to my own advantage. The myth of female scarcity is the most absurd thing ever.

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