Really ! Should men do all these things to impress a woman

[KeymasterKeymaster]

This is the height of female arrogance. Lists of stunts to “impress a woman”.

How about men start publishing lists of s~~~ women should do to “impress” us. Like shut the f~~~ up. That would be MOST impressive, and it’s not even asking for anything. it actually takes no skill, effort, talent or energy of any kind! Even still they refuse to do it.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN.

#1. Shut the f~~~ up.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

How to impress a woman, blah blah.

Who gives a f~~~.

[Anonymous 12]

Lets see if I can list all the contradictions and mind f~~~ moments of this article….

1. Don’t have to open your mouth – but then it says women like good conversation.

2. Says looks don’t matter but if you have a paunch you lack time management skills. So looks do matter.

3. Engage with conversation, something that matters. Pick up lines not cool – But don’t try too hard!!

4. Don’t whine even though the writer is whining about men whining.

5. Don’t just listen to her s~~~, repeat her s~~~ back to her so she knows you heard it.

6. When we break up it really is over for us. Wow, so after all that s~~~ you made us go through to get you, you forget us in an instant!

7. Her friends opinions on you matter. So if girlfriend is jealous that her friend has someone when she doesn’t then you get kicked to the kerb!

8. Be old fashioned – PAY.

9. Contrary to what was said earlier now appearance counts.

10. Attention is always flattering even if we don’t want to go out with you. So worship now is it?

11. When they don’t want to have sex they will start a fight and cause us emotional trauma rather than just say no.

12. If you don’t like LOL as a response than say something worthy.

13. I really hope women love cats as much as I think they do.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I get fully clothed before going to the store — aloha shirt, cargo pants, gimme cap, socks and cross-trainer shoes. That’s about it for me.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[treznik87Participant 570]

I felt stupid after i was done reading this piece of s~~~. Even if I was still a blue pill sucker I d have the exact same reaction – it is that bad! So much self entitlement. ME ME ME ME ME ME.
Go f~~~ yourself. CRINGEWORTHY.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

How to depress a woman:

Have money, dress like you don’t have any, and drive a s~~~ty, unwashed Honda. She will not give you a second look. Then laugh your ass off.

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

Does she have a nice arse?

If she doesn’t then she isn’t worth the time of day.

If she does then she still probably isn’t worth the time of day but at least she has a nice arse, I’ll give her that at least.

Those are the only conditions…

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

The funniest part for me was “Things you didn’t know about women” list. Every bullet point in it was about what men should or shouldn’t do. It had nothing to do with the subtitle…except two points – one about women getting over men in a blink of an eye, and one about friends and family being in on every decision. The first one was the most revealing of female nature where she basically admitted that there is no such thing as love, loyalty, attachment, commitment or bond of any kind. Modern carousel rider women simply don’t feel that way towards men. That’s why they get over them so painlessly

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[robotronParticipant 40]

I got to the second list before my eyes glazed over and the urge to scroll became unbearable. And who the f~~~ is WE, have they got a f~~~ing union now?

[megatoad69Participant 449]

Earn < $30,000/yr, your sense of humour is cute.

6 figures + , your a humorously awesome funny guy!!!!

(no joke)

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Funny how women all have these huge, long, complicated, contradictory lists of demands on men, when they, themselves can’t even fulfill the three very simple requests men have for them: sex, sammich, and silence.

Even worse, women applaud themselves for these lists upon lists of demand after demand after demand, but if a man so much as says: “sex, sammich, silence” he’s “sexist”.

Sorry laydeez, but I can’t be bothered to read your lists, nor do I have any f~~~s to give for what’s on them. Maybe once you’ve mastered the three S’s we might talk, but until then, enjoy your cats. Why? Because beggars can’t be choosers, laydeez. If you want a piece of me and mine, you don’t get to set terms. I do.

Total Lee wrote:

How to depress a woman:

Have money, dress like you don’t have any, and drive a s~~~ty, unwashed Honda. She will not give you a second look. Then laugh your ass off.

Yep. Stealth Wealth is always the way to go. But fortunately you don’t have to settle for driving some crapbox, because women don’t know s~~~ about cars. All they know how to do is look for a little horse or bull or whatever on the hood. Buy something fun but more obscure, or even just pop off any identifying trademarks, and they don’t know what they’re looking at and will leave you alone to enjoy your car. I’ve have plenty of men (including one cop) ask for rides or to try out my R8 (because it’s a hell of a lot of fun), but not one woman has ever even known what it is.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Sidecar- are you trying to tell us you debadged your R8 and women had no clue that the ride was expensive? Really? I thought women in general had a pretty good idea about how much a certain car can be worth and could sense if a car is expensive or not.
I cannot imagine a woman unable to smell money looking at R8, even debadged one

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

@russky:
I didn’t have to debadge it. Women have no clue what they’re looking at, because they see car brands, not car models. I suspect they see the rings on the hood, and that places it somewhere above Toyota but below BMW in their reckoning. Seriously, if you want a pussy magnet car on a budget, go get yourself a s~~~box used Z3 for a couple of thousand. If you want something worth driving, get pretty much anything else.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

My next ride needs to produce an opposite reaction – it must look cheap – so to not raise any alert with my XW that could lead to higher child support.
I am thinking Pontiac GTO because I always wanted to have a LSX engine. But while Vettes are nice cars, they’re too flashy, GTO looks like a f~~~ing Cavalier. Perfect! I’d completely debadge it, put a non-scooped hood on it and a Holden bumper cover – even most men would not be able to figure out what it is.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

I didn’t even bother to read that s~~~. All you have to do to attract a chick is have above average looks, style, social freedom, confidence, and perceived value. That’s really all there is too it. When you get emotionally involved with a woman, you’re setting yourself up for failure tbh.

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

@russky:
That sounds like a good plan, but here’s something you might also consider: Instead of buying something fairly decent right now, get the cheapest, most insignificant ride you can’t possibly get by with, and pump everything you can into savings or investments she can’t find. Apply the same strategy to everything: housing, food, whatever. Then, the moment she’s cashed the last of your 216 monthly payments, and you’re finally of the hook, you should be able to afford to go out and get yourself something you REALLY want. And there will be nothing she can do about it. Women HATE that.

[DocParticipant 112]

Where to women get off writing this s~~~ out. “20 ways to impress me”. Are you out of your overinflated mind, lady? My dog is easier to impress and adds more value than you ever will. Conceited nut job.

[Chuck WowParticipant 141]

Things are different in Thailand and I ask two things when meeting a young, sexy lady:

How much for boom boom?

You drink sperm?

Invariable the answers are “up to you” and “yes”

[CallidusParticipant 16]

Wait…so she says that a guy shouldn’t have a gut, then almost immediately after she says that women don’t judge a guy by their looks. Then she says that guys shouldn’t judge a woman. The hypocrisy in this article is over 9000.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Show her a 10″ dildo- that will get her attention.

Seriously, Lists= Demands= High Maintenance

I guess high maintenance is ok if all you have in mind is a quick romp and a pizza.

Anything more than that just wastes time, money, and mental tranquility.

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