Necro-feel-her

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

A lot of these serial killers had terrible childhoods. Usually a domineering, belittling Mother. Quite a few homosexuals, again stems from the Mother.
I agree. Billy Ray Cyrus, Snoop Dog and his “dawgs” need to be tortured with a wire coat hanger down their Urinary Meatus.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Z time for me. Take care. Watch out for that local serial killer, “The Tumbleweed Terror”

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A lot of these serial killers had terrible childhoods. Usually a domineering, belittling Mother. Quite a few homosexuals, again stems from the Mother.
I agree. Billy Ray Cyrus, Snoop Dog and his “dawgs” need to be tortured with a wire coat hanger down their Urinary Meatus.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Z time for me. Take care. Watch out for that local serial killer, “The Tumbleweed Terror”

Imagine that, a troubled mind due to a lousy mother. That only deepens the mystery though. We still have terrible mothers, so where are the resulting psycho serial killers?

Eew, if you became a serial killer, you’d be known as the “Urethra Ripper”.

You and your tumble weeds. My other English friends get stuck on one funny thing they say over and over. That’s funny.

After today, I’ll not be in the office until Wednesday of next week and since I have no computer or internet at home, I’ll be offline for the next five days.

Hope to see some really dark poetry upon my return.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A lot of these serial killers had terrible childhoods. Usually a domineering, belittling Mother. Quite a few homosexuals, again stems from the Mother.
I agree. Billy Ray Cyrus, Snoop Dog and his “dawgs” need to be tortured with a wire coat hanger down their Urinary Meatus.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Z time for me. Take care. Watch out for that local serial killer, “The Tumbleweed Terror”

Imagine that, a troubled mind due to a lousy mother. That only deepens the mystery though. We still have terrible mothers, so where are the resulting psycho serial killers?

Eew, if you became a serial killer, you’d be known as the “Urethra Ripper”.

You and your tumble weeds. My other English friends get stuck on one funny thing they say over and over. That’s funny.

After today, I’ll not be in the office until Wednesday of next week and since I have no computer or internet at home, I’ll be offline for the next five days.

Hope to see some really dark poetry upon my return.

The mothers of today bring their sons up to be soft, leading to a reliance issue. Whereas, the mothers of serial(or potential) killers, take on the masculine role, which serves to promote resentment, anger, a feeling of shame etc, which in turn causes the son(s) to have a need to dominate. Most serial killers don’t just kill their victims. There is roleplaying, fantasy, torture etc
“Urethra ripper”, may use that for a poem.
Yes, if we don’t speak today(tonight), speak next week.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A lot of these serial killers had terrible childhoods. Usually a domineering, belittling Mother. Quite a few homosexuals, again stems from the Mother.
I agree. Billy Ray Cyrus, Snoop Dog and his “dawgs” need to be tortured with a wire coat hanger down their Urinary Meatus.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Z time for me. Take care. Watch out for that local serial killer, “The Tumbleweed Terror”

Imagine that, a troubled mind due to a lousy mother. That only deepens the mystery though. We still have terrible mothers, so where are the resulting psycho serial killers?

Eew, if you became a serial killer, you’d be known as the “Urethra Ripper”.

You and your tumble weeds. My other English friends get stuck on one funny thing they say over and over. That’s funny.

After today, I’ll not be in the office until Wednesday of next week and since I have no computer or internet at home, I’ll be offline for the next five days.

Hope to see some really dark poetry upon my return.

The mothers of today bring their sons up to be soft, leading to a reliance issue. Whereas, the mothers of serial(or potential) killers, take on the masculine role, which serves to promote resentment, anger, a feeling of shame etc, which in turn causes the son(s) to have a need to dominate. Most serial killers don’t just kill their victims. There is roleplaying, fantasy, torture etc
“Urethra ripper”, may use that for a poem.
Yes, if we don’t speak today(tonight), speak next week.

HA! Can’t wait to see what kind of weird poem you come up with using that title.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A lot of these serial killers had terrible childhoods. Usually a domineering, belittling Mother. Quite a few homosexuals, again stems from the Mother.
I agree. Billy Ray Cyrus, Snoop Dog and his “dawgs” need to be tortured with a wire coat hanger down their Urinary Meatus.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Z time for me. Take care. Watch out for that local serial killer, “The Tumbleweed Terror”

Imagine that, a troubled mind due to a lousy mother. That only deepens the mystery though. We still have terrible mothers, so where are the resulting psycho serial killers?

Eew, if you became a serial killer, you’d be known as the “Urethra Ripper”.

You and your tumble weeds. My other English friends get stuck on one funny thing they say over and over. That’s funny.

After today, I’ll not be in the office until Wednesday of next week and since I have no computer or internet at home, I’ll be offline for the next five days.

Hope to see some really dark poetry upon my return.

The mothers of today bring their sons up to be soft, leading to a reliance issue. Whereas, the mothers of serial(or potential) killers, take on the masculine role, which serves to promote resentment, anger, a feeling of shame etc, which in turn causes the son(s) to have a need to dominate. Most serial killers don’t just kill their victims. There is roleplaying, fantasy, torture etc
“Urethra ripper”, may use that for a poem.
Yes, if we don’t speak today(tonight), speak next week.

HA! Can’t wait to see what kind of weird poem you come up with using that title.

Be a challenge!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Oh yeah, this was a great thread. Thanks for reminding me Market Watcher. heheh Collin has a whole library now.

Here was my “Necrophilia Poem” goodtimes.

Contrary to it being romantic, it’s better to penetrate after she has departed. If she’s rattled out during, the sudden release of urine and the immediate stench of defecation is enough to ruin the moment.

Drag the torso by the arms into the garage. Undress it, along with all other effects and stash them in a black plastic trash bag. Next you’ll need a good garden hose sprayer to get deep in those orifices. Don’t tarry long, rigor mortis sets in.

It’s skin ought to be turning that chalked purplish white about now, but suppress the urge to splurge. Scan the doll for cob webs and insects that seem to have a sixth sense about decay, then drag it into the house and flop the body over the arm of the sofa.

Don’t blue ball yourself further; just launch your pulsing phallus straight up her roast-beef salad, she’s done. Savor the delicacy, it won’t keep past 12 hours, consider a walk in freezer as a home improvement; tax deductible.

Everyday is dias dela muertos. Pull it up onto a plastic covered mattress and snuggle up. Apply some glue above the eyelids to expose an otherworldly gaze. Teethe it’s cold leather nips and pet her roadkill. If the smell is coming back, peppermint balm under the nostrils.

Don’t bother with reverence like some mortician, ravage that doll limb from limb. Enjoy the sullen wake and be mindful of sudden fluid discharges.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Oh yeah, this was a great thread. Thanks for reminding me Market Watcher. heheh Collin has a whole library now.
Here was my “Necrophilia Poem” goodtimes.
Contrary to it being romantic, it’s better to penetrate after she has departed. If she’s rattled out during, the sudden release of urine and the immediate stench of defecation is enough to ruin the moment.
Drag the torso by the arms into the garage. Undress it, along with all other effects and stash them in a black plastic trash bag. Next you’ll need a good garden hose sprayer to get deep in those orifices. Don’t tarry long, rigor mortis sets in.
It’s skin ought to be turning that chalked purplish white about now, but suppress the urge to splurge. Scan the doll for cob webs and insects that seem to have a sixth sense about decay, then drag it into the house and flop the body over the arm of the sofa.
Don’t blue ball yourself further; just launch your pulsing phallus straight up her roast-beef salad, she’s done. Savor the delicacy, it won’t keep past 12 hours, consider a walk in freezer as a home improvement; tax deductible.
Everyday is dias dela muertos. Pull it up onto a plastic covered mattress and snuggle up. Apply some glue above the eyelids to expose an otherworldly gaze. Teethe it’s cold leather nips and pet her roadkill. If the smell is coming back, peppermint balm under the nostrils.
Don’t bother with reverence like some mortician, ravage that doll limb from limb. Enjoy the sullen wake and be mindful of sudden fluid discharges.

A specimen with actual tangible experience. I am jealous. Shame you don’t reside in Irate Britain, you would be most welcome as a guest to my next dinner party. Bring a weapon of your choice rather than a bottle of wine…….

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I have no shame saying it, I’d f~~~ a dead body. I think most people would. I would never f~~~ a farm animal though, that is just wrong unless its a chicken. Id f~~~ a chicken. heheh

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A specimen with actual tangible experience. I am jealous. Shame you don’t reside in Irate Britain, you would be most welcome as a guest to my next dinner party. Bring a weapon of your choice rather than a bottle of wine…….

Colin, you said you had some money to come visit. I’ll tell you where I live if you help me buy this: It’s only about $1,300 – $1,500. It’s a Dan Wesson 10mm. I love the 10mm round and this pistol should shoot it very accurately.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I have no shame saying it, I’d f~~~ a dead body. I think most people would. I would never f~~~ a farm animal though, that is just wrong unless its a chicken. Id f~~~ a chicken. heheh

Over my dead body would you straddle my body!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A specimen with actual tangible experience. I am jealous. Shame you don’t reside in Irate Britain, you would be most welcome as a guest to my next dinner party. Bring a weapon of your choice rather than a bottle of wine…….

Colin, you said you had some money to come visit. I’ll tell you where I live if you help me buy this: It’s only about $1,300 – $1,500. It’s a Dan Wesson 10mm. I love the 10mm round and this pistol should shoot it very accurately.

What do you want it for?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A specimen with actual tangible experience. I am jealous. Shame you don’t reside in Irate Britain, you would be most welcome as a guest to my next dinner party. Bring a weapon of your choice rather than a bottle of wine…….

Colin, you said you had some money to come visit. I’ll tell you where I live if you help me buy this: It’s only about $1,300 – $1,500. It’s a Dan Wesson 10mm. I love the 10mm round and this pistol should shoot it very accurately.

What do you want it for?

Because I love the 10mm round, but the Smith & Wesson 10mm pistol I have is not very accurate. Therefore I would like to sell it, or trade it in on this Dan Wesson 1911 version. I’d hate to find myself shooting a bad guy and miss him and hit a poor duck or goose, because of an inaccurate firearm.

Mostly, to take it to the range like I do my other guns and have fun shooting the steel targets.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Spend some of your divorce money you selfish bugger!
Give me your real location and prove it and I will come and visit and give you some dollars. Be there by the time you finish your tin pot office job.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Spend some of your divorce money you selfish bugger! Give me your real location and prove it and I will come and visit and give you some dollars. Be there by the time you finish your tin pot office job.

How many dollars? If I’m to take a chance on some freakish, bald, ambiguously gay Brit coming to try who knows what, I want some assurance that you’ll be paying at least half for this new gun, that I may need to defend myself from you.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Spend some of your divorce money you selfish bugger! Give me your real location and prove it and I will come and visit and give you some dollars. Be there by the time you finish your tin pot office job.

How many dollars? If I’m to take a chance on some freakish, bald, ambiguously gay Brit coming to try who knows what, I want some assurance that you’ll be paying at least half for this new gun, that I may need to defend myself from you.

Less of the Brit, I am Svenska.
What is that in sterling, £500. Chump change. Spent more than that in 1hour in Soho.
Give me your location, you human question mark.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Spend some of your divorce money you selfish bugger! Give me your real location and prove it and I will come and visit and give you some dollars. Be there by the time you finish your tin pot office job.

How many dollars? If I’m to take a chance on some freakish, bald, ambiguously gay Brit coming to try who knows what, I want some assurance that you’ll be paying at least half for this new gun, that I may need to defend myself from you.

Less of the Brit, I am Svenska. What is that in sterling, £500. Chump change. Spent more than that in 1hour in Soho. Give me your location, you human question mark.

According to the current exchange rate, $1,500.00 U.S. equates to $1,173.00 pounds. What reassurance can you provide that you’ll pay for this very important information?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Spend some of your divorce money you selfish bugger! Give me your real location and prove it and I will come and visit and give you some dollars. Be there by the time you finish your tin pot office job.

How many dollars? If I’m to take a chance on some freakish, bald, ambiguously gay Brit coming to try who knows what, I want some assurance that you’ll be paying at least half for this new gun, that I may need to defend myself from you.

Less of the Brit, I am Svenska. What is that in sterling, £500. Chump change. Spent more than that in 1hour in Soho. Give me your location, you human question mark.

According to the current exchange rate, $1,500.00A U.S. equates to $1,173.00 pounds. What reassurance can you provide that you’ll pay for this very important information?

And what assurance do I have that you will provide your correct location? I have more to lose coming over to a middle of nowhere tumbleweed town with strange residents who chew on straws and carry firearms.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

And what assurance do I have that you will divulge your real location. I have more to lose coming over to some middle of nowhere tumbleweed town with strange residents who carry firearms and chew on straws.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

And what assurance do I have that you will divulge your real location. I have more to lose coming over to some middle of nowhere tumbleweed town with strange residents who carry firearms and chew on straws.

Why would you come over here anyway? I thought you just wanted to know where I live out of curiosity? What motivation drives you to come visit someone you don’t even know? I may torture you with a pitchfork.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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