Necro-feel-her

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Saturday night under candle light at the local grave yard, digging up corpses, the sight of which makes me rock hard

Plot number 8 at the back of the crematory gate, where Mrs Bate from 1788 and I gyrate

A soulful dance wearing nothing but soiled underpants, a touching romance

I then preceed to lay her on the floor, where I open the back door to expel my seed

Hole crusty dry, place it instead in the socket of the eye. Trusting away, each thrust, fallen skin decay

Sombre tone, caressing bone, rustling leaves, not alone. A sniff of rusty breath, smells of putrid death, look to my left, a breadth in enclosed spaces, a sea of faces who resemble usage of Crystal meth

Gurgling rasped sound, they gather round. I stand in delight, under moonlight, and fall to the ground, where we writhe in ecstasy under damp mound

[Anonymous 43]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

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Banana Bob.

[Anonymous 42]

[Anonymous 43]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

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But I don’t look good in white. Clashes with my skin complexion.

[Anonymous 42]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

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Bra, tack sa mycket.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

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How do you put vids up from you-tube?

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Get help.

Professional help.

[Anonymous 43]

Oh my flippin gawd, I am going to have that song running through my head while I;m swimming laps in the pool this afternoon, I am so going to drown from laughing and throwing off my breathing.

Thanks Tower. It was good knowing y’all, Tower just murdered me, and Colon Combover is going to dig me up and skullf~~~ my eyesocket.

I go to my death willingly because I need to work off this pulled pork sandwich I had for lunch. Gotta leave a good looking corpse, right?

[Anonymous 42]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

How do you put vids up from you-tube?

Copy the address and paste it directly on the place-mat but make sure it has its own line and not connected to any other text, then it will appear when you publish (post reply).

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Copy the address and paste it directly on the place-mat but make sure it has its own line and not connected to any other text, then it will appear when you publish (post reply).

Don’t help him with that. It’s bad enough I read that. I don’t want to see what he digs up on the net.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Oh my flippin gawd, I am going to have that song running through my head while I;m swimming laps in the pool this afternoon, I am so going to drown from laughing and throwing off my breathing.

Thanks Tower. It was good knowing y’all, Tower just murdered me, and Colon Combover is going to dig me up and skullf~~~ my eyesocket.

I go to my death willingly because I meed to work off this pulled pork sandwich I had for lunch. Gotta leave a good lookiing corpse, right?

I would rather your last consumption is potatoes and meatb~~~~. I am Svensk.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

How do you put vids up from you-tube?

Copy the address and paste it directly on the place-mat but make sure it has its own line and not connected to any other text, then it will appear when you publish (post reply).

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Thanks.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

MarketWatcher wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍo┴ wrote:

Copy the address and paste it directly on the place-mat but make sure it has its own line and not connected to any other text, then it will appear when you publish (post reply).

Don’t help him with that. It’s bad enough I read that. I don’t want to see what he digs up on the net.

Good play on words. “Digs up”

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Good play on words. “Digs up”

Glad you got my sick sense of humor, but seriously get help. Ha!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Good play on words. “Digs up”

Glad you got my sick sense of humor, but seriously get help. Ha!

I am alright John, its the others. You forgot the U in humour.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I dig (I know, pun was already made) this kind of humour, once read a good short story that went like that, but with more detail, and it didn’t rhyme. Keep at it, Colin!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Nerevar wrote:

I dig (I know, pun was already made) this kind of humour, once read a good short story that went like that, but with more detail, and it didn’t rhyme. Keep at it, Colin!

Dank u. Germaanse Macht!

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