Monkey branching

[ghostParticipant]

Does this ever end? I presume it ends once they hit the WALL. Also, do they ever regret their past decisions of branching away or does that depend on how their life is going vs. the lives of the people they branched from?

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Monkey branching continues post wall.

They NEVER worry about the previous branches- just a means to an end!

I have seen women swing back as the branch in front of them fails – not as sound as it looked.

Don’t go sleeping with the past (tnaks Elton)

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Anonymous 43]

the attempt to monkey branch never ends. the pursuit of pussy never ends. the dna programming can not be turned off. it is a constant buzz in a woman’s ear, to find a better partner, more resources before she is unable to attract better. her survival into old age depends upon it.

post wall monkey branching is a cry for help. post menopausal monkey branching is almost criminal.

women can monkey branch almost with out penalty. men must suffer the consequences of her bulls~~~.

no woman, no consequences of monkey branching.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

ghost wrote:

Does this ever end? I presume it ends once they hit the WALL. Also, do they ever regret their past decisions of branching away or does that depend on how their life is going vs. the lives of the people they branched from?

All women will branch up to another guy if she can, based on her current SMV.

Example:
Back in 2003, I had feelings for a lady friend of mine. She rejected me and told me she preferred to be just friends. She also told me that she rejected another friend of hers, whom also had feelings for her. This friend is also my friend. Mind you, I am a very short guy and she is taller than me. My friend, on the other hand, is much taller than me. So at the end of the day, we both got rejected. When she was young, she got all the attention from guys.

A few years ago, when I had Fakebook, I re-connected with this chick and could obviously see where she is in life, i.e relationship wise. She was living with a boyfriend of several years, after which she got fed-up and left him. She was desperate to get married to him, her being in her late 20s, but he refused to do so. Approximately 1-2 months later, she announced, on Fakebook that she has a new boyfriend. A band member in the local remote town she was living in. Meanwhile my friend got engaged to a model chick and has a good career as a Chemical Engineer.

I thought to myself “WOW…..how things have changed!”.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

It will only end when there are no more branches for the monkey to climb. It would pretty much take all men on earth to go MGTOW or at least pump and dump for it to end and that will never happen.

[ghostParticipant]

I’ve seen women branch down as well. What is the reasoning behind that?

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

ghost wrote:

I’ve seen women branch down as well. What is the reasoning behind that?

Panic mode. If the current guy looks like he is gonna hit the emergency eject button, she is toast! His SMV, most likely is much higher than hers, in comparison. In other words, she is the girl who will be used for fun, while he finds a more suitable girl to marry.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[ghostParticipant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

If the current guy looks like he is gonna hit the emergency eject button, she is toast!

This is dead on but it cracked me up. Thanks, mate.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

ghost wrote:

I’ve seen women branch down as well. What is the reasoning behind that?

Has everything to do with securing a resource to maintain her lifestyle she will even stay on the same branch for years while trying to somehow get in a better position to climb up the tree. See those stories recently by other brothers where the girl waits 8 years to finish up her degree and then dumps the guy? They try to improve themselves to be able to jump higher and faster once they built themselves up enough to continue to climb to the top so if it takes them to go down a branch or stay on it to do so they will.

[ghostParticipant]

Rhino wrote:

so if it takes them to go down a branch or stay on it to do so they will.

Makes sense. You have great wisdom in these matters brother Rhino.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Rhino wrote:

where the girl waits 8 years to finish up her degree and then dumps the guy?

But the funny thing with this is that ALL men do not give a s~~~ about a woman’s earning capacity. If she loses weight, then that is a different story.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[StealthParticipant 5327]

ghost wrote:

I’ve seen women branch down as well. What is the reasoning behind that?

I think the hamster simply drives women to move on in eternal transitory existence. It often makes no sense. I’m sure there are better explanations out there, but this phenomenon remains, relatively unanswered. It’s irrational. They wander like gypsies.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[ghostParticipant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

ALL men do not give a s~~~ about a woman’s earning capacity.

It goes against our nature. I really feel like our education system is the real problem. Our teachers are simply not smart enough to understand that we have not evolved as a species to where men and women are essentially equal in every way.

[Anonymous 42]

ghost wrote:

Does this ever end?

It ends when you cut off all your branches!

In no time at all you’ll have a pile of dead monkeys!

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

http://www.thejokeyard.com/sexist_jokes/shopping_for_a_husband.html

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids

The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking

“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework

“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak

“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Anonymous 43]

lofl

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I know a nurse that is 23, made a pass on me, I deflected, then tried to use me as a tampon, I deflected.

In 8 months since I know her, she has changed boyfriends 4 times, with no stop in between. 2 months relationships, all the time is the love of her life.

I got repulsed by her (I told her I was repulsed) when she told me about her sex prowess, she got high on LSD with a cop officer in a disco, unknown guy from another city, let him f~~~ her raw on all holes… she was 19. She said she wold love to repeat that.

I told her sorry but I don’t want you in my bed, not even for a 1 night stand.

I will wait for the wall to hit.

Total wreck.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[ghostParticipant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please

LOL. I knew what was coming but enjoyed every bit.

[ghostParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

I will wait for the wall to hit.

Total wreck.

That’s not going to be a pretty sight. She’s going to slam in to the wall HARD.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Carnage wrote:

In 8 months since I know her, she has changed boyfriends 4 times, with no stop in between. 2 months relationships, all the time is the love of her life.

Damaged goods!

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

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