Man Adopts Cuddly Molly the Rescue Pig Makes Ham

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Aussie wrote:

I have to agree, the whole thing is not kosher.

Not halal either……

Ha ha!

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

grue wrote:I found it funny af.
Where do people think pork comes from.

it is funny. and everyone knows that pork comes
from bacon seeds.

Instructions: slaughter and clean then plant at about eye level on a meat-hook in a smokehouse. We Americans love our agricultural understanding.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[WA4SWJParticipant 366]

Reminds me of a joke – AND it’s just a JOKE!

A salesman walks up to a farmer at the farmer’s fence and notices a barnyard full of active animals. He also notices a pig in the yard with just 3 legs. He asks about the pig and why it only has three legs. The farmer replied:

“Well, let me tell you about that pig. That pig saved my life! One night a fire broke out in my house and that pig ran around outside the window making all kinds of noise and squealing trying to wake me up. But I didn’t wake up until he finally crashed through the window and landed on my bed and woke me up. I realized that the house was on fire and so I escaped the fire.”

“Oh” said the salesman. “That’s remarkable. Did he hurt his leg crashing through the glass?”

“On no” the farmer replied. “A pig like that you don’t eat all at once!”

Ed

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NerdTunneler wrote:

Wasnt there a feral pig problem somewhere in the US?…

Big problem in this area. Farmers south of me hire people to hunt them. My brother and I kill 3 or 4 every year.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

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743 roadmaster wrote:

Big problem in this area. Farmers south of me hire people to hunt them. My brother and I kill 3 or 4 every year.

Years ago my dad went down there to boar hunt.
Crazy f~~~er did it with a muzzle loading cap lock.

F~~~er was good eatin’

[Anonymous 1]

That is f~~~ing hilarious, but that is one hell of a mean joke.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

NerdTunneler wrote:

Wasnt there a feral pig problem somewhere in the US?…

You’re talking about Hillary…

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

“My bacon. My choice!”

Pork! Yum!!

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[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Its Hawaiian luau time for Pumba lol

Hakuna Matata

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