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bigboy83 3 years, 1 month ago.
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Women are an abomination in bed. No dirty talk, nothing. I always had to get blown before i f~~~ed my ex’s otherwise i just couldn’t get into it. They looked like s~~~ and the only good thing about my 1st ex was that she had massive 38hh t~~~ that got me going, as i looked at them bouncing while i pounded the s~~~ out of her.
Then afterwards i felt disgusted with myself for f~~~ing such a blimp.
My second ex i had to get to touch and twist my nipples while f~~~ing her as nothing visually turned me on about her. Average size t~~~ and i like massive ones.
The most depressing thing was, when i was f~~~ing them, i couldn’t stop thinking of how much c~~~ these single mothers had had before me. It really bothered me. It also bothered me that i knew i could do much better but never got better.
Also, both of them had cave vaginas, and the 2nd ex would get wet and it was sloppy as f~~~ and make that plop plop noise. Ughhhhhh.
Also, when my 2nd ex rode me, she would never shut the f~~~ up and completely ruin it most times. “Whats the matter? Why are you looking at me like that? Does that hurt? I can’t get into it. Can you rub my t~~~”. In the end id say angrily JUST F~~~ MY F~~~ING C~~~!!!!
She was s~~~ at riding me. My dick would constantly fall out because she spent so much time f~~~ing around, yapping and pausing. Alot of time i just threw her off me and got dressed. F~~~ing waste of time.
Probally true of most women but to my wife’s credit she was s~~~ hot in the sack, that’s what sucked me into the marriage hole in the 1st place. We’re seperated now but seeing how many men f~~~ her she must still have the skills, poor bastards!
The hilarious part in all this, is their so proud of their slut pride parades, that they dont even know what the f~~~ to do in the sack.
The most overrated thing about women is,HAVING SEX WITH THEM.
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
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