KARMA……breast implants

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

I prefer small boobs over large boobs. You know those large boobs will eventually sag the small perky boobs will likely stay perky.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Charles BSpectator 251]

Crazy Canuck wrote:

I prefer small boobs over large boobs. You know those large boobs will eventually sag the small perky boobs will likely stay perky.

But, the thing is, if you get a woman with naturally large boobs, you’re only going to be with her in her prime. So you don’t ever need to worry about them eventually sagging! Haha.

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Keymaster wrote:

Women don’t get implants “for men”.

Damn straight. But they blame them on men anyways.

This one that I was seeing off an on for a few years would not stop bothering me about getting implants. I kept telling her she was fine the way she was. And she was fine. She wasn’t huge, but she wasn’t flat either. I don’t know if she was a B or a C or what (I know f~~~ all about breast sizes), but she had enough to get a hold of, and since she was a skinny little thing her naturals looked damn good on her. But that wasn’t good enough for her, so no matter how much I told her she was fine the way she was and told her not to get them, she went ahead and got implants anyways.

What a f~~~ing disaster that was. The scars were awful. She lost feeling in her nipples. They looked fake and balloon like. Her left side got some nasty infection and went hard and had to be redone. She constantly complained about pain and couldn’t go running or exercise any more because it hurt too much so she started to get fat. She had to sleep on her back which made her snore like a congested rhino. Just a bad scene all around, and the worst part was the constant bitching that she got them for me.

For me? Oh hell no. We didn’t last much longer after that. Dealing with all the side effects of her stupid decision was one thing, but being blamed for it? F~~~ that. I’m out.

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