Johnny Depp divorce is final

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: A Timeline of Their Tempestuous Relationship

I don’t really care about celebrity marriages or divorce. I only bring this up for one reason: She was awarded $7 million and says she is donating it all to charity.

Why?

Why extract the $7 million from him if you aren’t going to keep it? Why not just let him keep his money? Maybe he wanted to donate it to charity, or do whatever the f~~~ he wanted to with it. Think about it. How big of a bitch do you have to be to hire lawyers, make accusations back and forth, fight for months in the media, and then extract $7 million from this guy to just turn around and give it away? Not that she wanted it or needed it, she just wanted to make sure she extracted as much of the money HE earned from the guy as possible.

So, here is my hope. I hope the IRS is paying attention. Because you can only donate 50% of your income to charity and write it off. If this is alimony, she has $7 million of income and only a $3.5 million write off. That would leave her with a tax bill in the neighborhood of $1 million. I sincerely hope she owes the IRS $1 million with no way to pay the bill and she ends up in jail. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, unless you owe money to the IRS….

Order the good wine

[pabsawakeParticipant 1761]

Let’s define this gold digging c~~~s idea of charity.

Macy’s
Lord and Taylor
Tiffany’s

And whatever overhead cost for her hypergamous search for her next victim.

"You can either love women or understand them, you can't do both". Truth over everything

[Anonymous 25]

I bet you when she says charity what she means something like ‘wimminz aid’.

Good spot on the tax position, I’m sure as more men go mgtow that kind of thing will start happening.

Rather than marrying her, Depp could have saved his money, employed cleaners to do his chores, had a string of one nights stand and donated that 7 million to a men’s charity. With 7mil we could buy some land, fence it off and ban women from entering. Claim it’s a refuge for battered men.

Men need to stop giving their money to gold digging hoes and help each other.

[Anonymous 42]

TaxGuy wrote:

Because you can only donate 50% of your income to charity and write it off. If this is alimony, she has $7 million of income and only a $3.5 million write off. That would leave her with a tax bill in the neighborhood of $1 million.

Hey Taxguy, I thought it wasn’t taxed as “income” all tax free! It’s a “settlement” for “damages” correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that tax free? Like they can’t make money on your her “loses”.

Like taxing a dude on his leg he lost in a “settlement”.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

PR damage control so she can get even more out of Musk.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

TaxGuy wrote:

Why extract the $7 million from him if you aren’t going to keep it? Why not just let him keep his money?

Because they think it makes her “a boss”.
That’s what women think makes them “awesome”.

Truly, a marriage contract is for gays.

TaxGuy wrote:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Ignore that stupid term. That’s just giving women license to behave like a violent c~~~ whenever she THINKS she has been “scorned”. You simply don’t want to date or live with her anymore?? and women actually believe they have the right to destroy personal property… and cut off your dick. That’s not an exaggeration. “He deserve it ha ha”.

Like calculated evil + laughter on top of it.
It’s even steeped in the culture and music videos.

Just look at the c~~~ing comments:
• “Perfect”
• “I gotta remember that”
• “LOL!”
• “I love this song”

One c~~~ even said “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”. They actually BELIEVE they can be a destructive bitch – before he cheats – because an unmarried man prefered to spend time, play pool and hang out with someone ELSE.

This is how women think they are “awesome”.

Except a faithful man is not her “right”. Neither is taking a Louisville slugger to his headlights and carving her name into his leather seats. That’s WHY he’s not married – so he can bang whoever the f~~~ he wants anytime he wants, and you’re in no position to expect an explanation or apology.

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“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is the only literary quote they know. They don’t even know who wrote it, as long as it gives her free reign to be a destructive bitch. Ask her to quote anything else William Congreve (or Shakespeare wrote) and all you will get are blank stares.

Adam and Eve was a true story.
Woman destroys man’s paradise.

“Like a boss”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 18]

I am interested in how much she extracts out of Elon Musk. Already bought popcorn and read the microwave instructions.

Shot gun on front row seat.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Both Depp and Heard are crazy people when you get right down to it. Seriously, neither has shown anything that can be thought of as mental stability in their entire lives.

Depp is a dumbass fool to make matters worse. Happily for him, he can hang out on his private island while his business manager writes Heard a check. The interest on his fortune is more than what that crazy broad cost him in the long run.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

Because you can only donate 50% of your income to charity and write it off. If this is alimony, she has $7 million of income and only a $3.5 million write off. That would leave her with a tax bill in the neighborhood of $1 million.

Hey Taxguy, I thought it wasn’t taxed as “income” all tax free! It’s a “settlement” for “damages” correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that tax free? Like they can’t make money on your her “loses”.

Like taxing a dude on his leg he lost in a “settlement”.

Well, it’s negotiable. You’re right, it can be tax free to her. If it was an alimony settlement, then it’s income to her and a write off for him. I’m sure her vampires, I mean divorce lawyers, didn’t miss this part of the settlement, but a guy can dream!!

Order the good wine

[KeymasterKeymaster]

RoyDal wrote:

Happily for him, he can hang out on his private island while his business manager writes Heard a check. The interest on his fortune is more than what that crazy broad cost him in the long run.

I’ve heard men say paying her to get lost is “worth every penny”, but I don’t see how paying a woman to GO AWAY is worth a f~~~ing dime. Any man who is content with that needs to have his head examined — unless she is such an emotional terror to be around.

That’s why they elbow their way into your life and then start turning it upside down….. so badly, that you’ll pay her anything for her to JUST GO AWAY.

And after she walks, women congratulate each other on it. Like a failed marriage is some kind of a success. When a woman says the word “marriage”, she’s looking to get paid out in divorce.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

When a woman says the word “marriage”, she’s looking to get paid out in divorce.

Agreed. Only a dumbass fool would get married in the first place. Depp is a double dumbass fool because he had everything going for him and he threw it all over for Miss Heard.

I could launch into a long list of Heard’s character faults, but that is hardly necessary. Ditto Dumbass Depp’s faults.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

RoyDal wrote:

Agreed. Only a dumbass fool would get married in the first place.

Yes. But I also understand a desire to pair bond. It’s everywhere in nature. So one can’t really FAULT a man for wanting a spouse. You have to point the finger where it belongs, and in this case, if Depp was flipping burgers for a living, she would have never married him in the first place.

She INTENDED to extract, destroy and exploit.
( Thats the unnatural part.)

He’s not actually an “idiot” as much as she is a c~~~.
If she doesn’t need the money, she can just leave peacefully.

But women can’t do that. They need to cause destruction and terrorize as much as possible. She filed the f~~~ing divorce papers ON THE DAY OF THE OPENING OF HIS LATEST MOVIE.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Keymaster wrote:

I’ve heard men say paying her to get lost is “worth every penny”, but I don’t see how paying a woman to GO AWAY is worth a f~~~ing dime. Any man who is content with that needs to have his head examined — unless she is such an emotional terror to be around.

There is no reasonable excuse to have that attitude. It obvious that is their only way to justify writing a f~~~ing check every month without falling apart with rage. I wouldn’t be surprised if a good percentage of guys saying that are remarried like good planation workers.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

She INTENDED to extract, destroy and exploit.
Thats the unnatural part.

I’m starting to think that’s actually pretty natural. We’ve just finally been exposed to the truth. Thank you Al Gore for inventing the internet!!

Order the good wine

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

RoyDal wrote:

Ditto Dumbass Depp’s faults.

Heey thanks for reminding me actually and kudos, dude.

Well RoyDal here is the kicker: In some southern areas of Germany his last name “Depp” (and spelled the very same way!!!) is actually a noun expression synonymous for guess what: exactly a “dumbass” or idiot and no, I am neither making this up nor am I kidding. Although this is southern regional linguistic use only/mostly, whereas the actual more widespread German expression would either be also likewise Idiot or “Dummkopf” hence Johnny Dummkopf basically.

What a perfect coincidence, huh..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Nero wrote:

Keymaster wrote:

I’ve heard men say paying her to get lost is “worth every penny”, but I don’t see how paying a woman to GO AWAY is worth a f~~~ing dime. Any man who is content with that needs to have his head examined — unless she is such an emotional terror to be around.

There is no reasonable excuse to have that attitude. It obvious that is their only way to justify writing a f~~~ing check every month without falling apart with rage. I wouldn’t be surprised if a good percentage of guys saying that are remarried like good planation workers.

I’ll explain it to you.

1. She IS an emotional terror. In fact, an emotional terrorist. It is worth every penny for her problems to not be mine. Do I wish I had figured that out before I got married? You bet. But I didn’t.
2. Learn from Stealthy. The payment “just is”. Write the check and move on. Clinging to hatred is like drinking poison and expecting it to kill someone else. You’re thinking about how horrible of a person they are and their getting their nails painted without a care in the world.
3. You will readjust your life to your “new normal”. For me now, I rent an apartment. I don’t want another f~~~ing anchor in my life at this point. Maybe in a few years I’ll buy something, but for now I’m happy to have freedom! My payment is set, if something goes wrong it’s not on my dime, and I just make a phone call and it gets fixed. That may not always work for me, but it does at this point.
4. With peace comes contentment. Also, I look at it this way. The monthly payment has forced me to be more of a minimalist and I enjoy it. You don’t own stuff it owns you. The more crap you own the more you are owned by crap. I’d prefer to have a large retirement account, but I’ll be able to continue the standard of living I’m used to now and save all of that money when the payments stop.
5. I’ve got better things to do with my time.

There’s a lot of life lessons that a divorce will teach you. One’s I wouldn’t wish on most people. But if you believe in karma then there’s a special place in hell for the woman who takes that blood money.

Order the good wine

[RoyDalParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

RoyDal wrote:

Agreed. Only a dumbass fool would get married in the first place.

Yes. But I also understand a desire to pair bond. It’s everywhere in nature. So one can’t really FAULT a man for wanting a spouse. You have to point the finger where it belongs, and in this case, if Depp was flipping burgers for a living, she would have never married him in the first place.

She INTENDED to extract, destroy and exploit.
( Thats the unnatural part.)

He’s not actually an “idiot” as much as she is a c~~~.
If she doesn’t need the money, she can just leave peacefully.

But women can’t do that. They need to cause destruction and terrorize as much as possible. She filed the f~~~ing divorce papers ON THE DAY OF THE OPENING OF HIS LATEST MOVIE.

Agreed! Of course she is playing this to maximize her capital estate.

Depp can no more be criticized than can the frog which is stung into paralysis by the female wasp and had the wasp eggs deposited into the open wound. He was merely obeying the biological commands programmed into him at birth. . . . For me, I hope to rise above my biological programming someday in the future.

Edit: What happened to the male wasp was glossed over. Hint: it ain’t pretty.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[NeroParticipant 1466]

I respect what you’re saying, but I still can’t buy anyone enjoying paying a woman for “past use” pussy rights. I understand your reasoning to not let rage get outta hand, but you can’t convince me you would not rather have your money in your own pocket. No way. I’m not intending to be confrontational, by the way.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Nero wrote:

I respect what you’re saying, but I still can’t buy anyone enjoying paying a woman for “past use” pussy rights. I understand your reasoning to not let rage get outta hand, but you can’t convince me you would not rather have your money in your own pocket. No way. I’m not intending to be confrontational, by the way.

Keymaster used the word content. Hell no I’m not HAPPY about it, but I have learned to live with it. And no I’m not trying to convince you that I wouldn’t rather have the money.

And I didn’t take it as confrontational. Just a conversation between men. Cheers .

Order the good wine

[KeymasterKeymaster]

TaxGuy wrote:

Keymaster used the word content. Hell no I’m not HAPPY about it, but I have learned to live with it. And no I’m not trying to convince you that I wouldn’t rather have the money.

My cousin is going through this right now – after 28+ years with his college sweetheart. She initiated a divorce timed perfectly after Christmas , and the moment she hit menopause. How convenient.

I can’t say what it’s like to be in that situation – knowing you gotta write her a monthly check until you’re dead ….. I just know you’re a more accepting man than I am about this.

Women have tried to get their claws into me and I escaped the noose, but I remember my pulse racing at her merely THINKING it was ever gonna work.

Nero wrote:

I wouldn’t be surprised if a good percentage of guys saying that are remarried like good planation workers.

Me either. It’s not unusual for a man to get out of prison and commit a crime the next day — just to go right back to what he knows.

TaxGuy wrote:

There’s a lot of life lessons that a divorce will teach you. One’s I wouldn’t wish on most people.

I believe that, but it’s just not on the manu.

TaxGuy wrote:

But if you believe in karma then there’s a special place in hell for the woman who takes that blood money.

This much is certain. It only LOOKS like they are better off and get the better end of the deal. But I don’t know how the walk off with a smile.

When someone even buys me lunch I am grateful for it and thank them twice. If my wife wrote me a check for $7 million, even if I hated her f~~~ing guts… would AT LEAST offer to buy her a house. Or a boat. How do you NOT do that? How the f~~~ do you take $7 million and give it away, and not even buy him dinner, or a car.

Tiger Woods Ex got $250 million.
She buys a $12,000,000 mega mansion and tears it down.

… she should have bought it for HIM.
But women are just not capable of that.

The f~~~ing guy went on national TV and APOLOGIZED to her.
It actually hurt me in my b~~~~ to watch that s~~~.

$250M is enough of an apology. $1 would have been enough of an apology after she beat him with a golf club. I would have f~~~ed 3 other whores right in front of her where she can see it. And if she demanded an apology, the news networks would have seen my middle finger and a smile broadcast across the world. NO f~~~ing way I would write her a $250M check and say “sorry”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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