Impressed with writing skills

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Wow, GotSmart. That one really made my day, man…! I mean it is one thing to praise most of us and our posts, compare them to Shakespeare and the lot and then a day later ever so sleazily pull this smashing limerick out of yer sleeve. Damn, I like your style, buddy…   (+1 for ya with knobs on!)

 

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 9]

Awe. Thanks Ned. I must confess I don’t understand “with knobs on” however. Another confession. I read a thread in the philosophy section that harpo started. I’m a pretty shallow thinker as I didn’t comprehend a lot. And……I’m alright with that.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Anonymous wrote:

Thanks Ned. I must confess I don’t understand “with knobs on” however.

That’s just a brit English expression which in this case means like “in a heartbeat” or plain and simply “easily granted”. That’s all. But you know what, dude..? Neither you or anybody else in here needs to (if he is or is consider himself to) be a shallow thinker has to stay the way, because there is a lot to be learned in here on a daily basis, for everybody and in whichever way including myself. And I know how to I cherish this…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Grammar Nazi’s are the worst.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Anonymous 42]

Ya VOLT!

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Posted already elsewhere, but it’s the only one I could write, so I’m all proud of it now

I wanted a unicorn to ride…
But got a horn in the ass when I tried…
She used no lube,
and whole lot of force.
I should have just stayed on the mgtow horse.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

I guess we got two new “winners” for the classic quotes’ list there, gentlemen. Both of which in the form of limericks: GotSmart’s and BrainPilot’s, too bad there’s only one + for each of you from my end.    🙂

 

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

The once was an Engineer named Paul

who had a hexagonal shaped ball

the square of it’s weight

with his pecker plus 8

is his phone number

give him a call

 

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

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