Impressed with writing skills

[Anonymous 9]

I just wanted to say how impressed I am with a lot of the forum contributors writing skills. Some of you would turn William Shakespeare green with envy.

[Anonymous 0]

Hi GotSmart, never answered to  one of your Posts so first, welcome.

I agree. Although english is not my mothers tongue I always enjoy the Posts here. Some of them I have to read twice or three times and think a little about it. I am always open to improve my english, I am a little bit out of practise.

Carpe Noctem!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

@ GotSmart: Same here, man. Whilst English is not my native tongue either, being from the “old Europe” and although I heard that sort of compliment myself plenty of times before, this is a good way for me to keep in shape with the language, the foundation of which was laid at school for about 9 years and then I also used to live in the UK for a few years. The rest of it I guess is my current history. Ever since my return from staying abroad, I am now as bilingual as I can be and it surely helped me an awful lot this far whenever getting around in the world or otherwise.

 

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I heartily agree with you. (Welcome to MGTOW and the forums by the way)

Even impressive is how the guys show up here – who don’t speak English as a first language – and they actually apologize for “not being perfect”. It’s mind blowing and it’s one after the other. A French / Russian / German guy makes an intro, and right at the top he will open by saying “sorry everyone, my English is not perfect”.

English isn’t my first language either, but their English is still better than my German. It’s a real testament to their character. When was the last time anyone ever heard woman apologize for anything? When women will try to join and post, they won’t even apologize for barging in unwelcome and uninvited!

Guys are like “oops! sorry for being awesome”.
Women don’t even apologize for being dead wrong.

I actually saw a comment the other day and a guy made a typo. A woman replied: “You idiot. I don’t debate with illiterates with bad grammar”. Then pointed out English is his 3rd language and she doesn’t even SPEAK a second language.

Men are impressed when other men do impressive s~~~.
But women are never c~~~s to themselves.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Keymaster wrote:

A woman replied: “You idiot. I don’t debate with illiterates with bad grammar”. Then pointed out English is his 3rd language and she doesn’t even SPEAK a second language.

Ha..! Funnily you mention that Keymaster, since the clinché more often than not goes like: women are (supposedly) better skilled when it comes to communication in general. What utter bollocks, gents! LMAO

At the end of the day it’s all just a matter of practice really, and that independently of the person’s sex or gender in question I reckon.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 42]

Ned Trent wrote:

women are (supposedly) better skilled when it comes to communication in general.

  @Ned, What kind of communication is wa,,,wa,,WAAAAA!!!! I could never understand how women start a conversation with something negative and naive? I never see men engage in such atrocious behavior, never, not ever! Women on the other hand, try to disguise themselves as men on U-Tube, and here, and yet their cover is exposed within one paragraph, sometimes the first sentience. Why is that? Because they are women! I can’t see them, I can’t smell them, I don’t want to taste them, but I can “plain as day” detect them….

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Does this mean that women bring out the best in us?  If that’s the case, how long before feminists make an issue of that, claiming if it weren’t for them, we would never do anything well?

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Ned Trent wrote:

women are (supposedly) better skilled when it comes to communication in general.

Saying “women are better communicators” is like saying a Hummer burns gas……. “better”.

Here’s how complete s~~~ women are at communicating and coming across. And they admit it themselves.

FOR GUYS: “A GUIDE TO GIRL TALK”.

There is your open admission of inferiority when it comes to women communicating.

Shut up t~~~s. Nobody needs to learn how to speak “girl talk”. It’s not anyone else’s fault when you say “no” you actually mean anal… and then you need to explain it in multiple paragraphs how “no” doesn’t actually mean “no” when a woman says it. Even then she is a failure at translating it into Manglish.

Men invented all languages including morse code and classical music. NOBODY needs to learn “girl talk” you dumb broads.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

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Does this mean that women bring out the best in us?

@QWV, We bring out the best in us! They bring out the “BEAST” in us…. Tell me it isn’t true! go ahead! KeyMaster will pounce on you like a fat feminist on a Twinkly!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Quarter Wave Vertical asked:

Does this mean that women bring out the best in us??

I previously ignored that and counted to 10 so I wouldn’t lose my s~~~. But MG-Tower zeroed in on that too, so I allow me to tear that a new anus – without using any lube. Here’s how women bring out “the best” in men: No matter WHAT YOU DO, your woman will be MAD. AT. YOU. Even your positive qualities will be spun into a negative:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat-race, you’re a male chauvinist.
If you don’t you’re sexist.

If you are interested in her sexually, you’re a “creep”.
If you’re not “you’re gay”.

If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
If she stays home and do the housework, you’re oppressive.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, its called “exploitation”.
If YOU have a boring repetitive job with low pay…..
you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re pervert.
If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist.
If you don’t, you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you’re oversexed.
If you don’t, there must be someone else.

THE BOTTOM LINE…. EVERY one of your qualities will be spun into a negative.
Women work their asses off to bring out the WORST in men —- ON PURPOSE.

And WHY? Because it makes her “happy”. It gives her something to complain about.
Women are happiest when they are complaining about men. And they cultivate it themselves.

It’s just amazing they are too dumb to see it. So rather than elevating the female standard and learning f~~~ing English and other languages, they expect men to LOWER THEMSELVES to the female level and learn “girl talk”.

It’s a good thing all babies have a 49% shot at being male, or we would all be completely screwed.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Yes, writing about c~~~s, t~~~s, bitches, whores, slores, jizz bags, cake-eating f~~~ holes, and the assorted rainbow of female-centric psychiatric disorders does present one the opportunity to be a bard of the oppressive patriarchy.

Submitted for your amusement right from my oppressive mind…

There once was a whore from Nantucket…

Who carried her guts in a bucket….

Cuz her pussy’s so big and she looks like a pig…

But alas some simp will still f~~~ it!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 42]

My neck of the woods…..

There once was a girl from Nantucket

So large that no man could f~~~ it

With a harpoon we tried and almost died

we gave up and ran

we broke the dam

out came a boat

barely afloat

It stunk like a rotten chum bucket!

[Anonymous 9]

Andrew Dice Clay would be green with envy.

My folks spoke German a lot at home. Mother told me that I spoke German before English. I don’t speak it anymore but recognize a few words.

 

[Anon AnoningtonParticipant 62]

Here’s how women bring out “the best” in men: No matter WHAT YOU DO, your woman will be MAD. AT. YOU.

It strikes me as odd that you are saying what measures a man as good is how happy he makes a woman. That’s nonsense. A man should never seek validation from women or put pleasing any woman as his first priority in life. To say that women don’t bring out the best in men because it’s evident women are displeased by everything that men do is as nonsensical as saying that steroids don’t bring out the best in bodybuilders because the steroids themselves don’t experience happiness. To truthfully analyze the effect of women on men you have to measure the performance and health of men in some other way, like, does having a woman in his life make it more likely for a man to accomplish his goals? If it’s a modern western woman, I would bet no.

On the other hand, if what you meant is that women, given the role of behaviorally training men like dogs, rewarding them with sex and intimacy when they do the “right” thing and shunning them when they misbehave, are utter failures at sculpting good men, because they reward bad behavior, don’t reward good behavior, are too liberal in dispensing rewards therefore devaluing them, and communicate their desires so poorly that they often say the exact opposite of what they want, then yes, well made point.

[Anonymous 5]

All females who are a large size
insist that they’re some sort of prize,
But their feminist preaching
are attempts at brain leaching,
and their appearance is an assault on the eyes.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Don’t get me started.

There once was a man from Nantucket…

Who’s dick was so big he could suck it.

He said with a grin (as he wiped off his chin)..

If my ear were a c~~~, I could f~~~ it.

---

There once was a man from BelAir…

Who liked to have sex on the stairs.

The bannister broke, he doubled his stroke,

and finished her off in mid air!

Ok, I’ll stop…..

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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MG-Tower, KeyMaster:

 

Hey, my comment about women bringing out the best in us was meant as sarcasm!  I mean, our writing is excellent, but our topic is, well, you know….  By the way, KM, your list of definitions is right on the mark.

 

Since there have been a few limericks posted, here’s one:

 

To Vegas she went with her cash

And gambled it all in a flash.

She asked herself:  “Where’ll

I find the right barrel,

For I have done something quite rash!”

 

I wrote lots of cheeky ones lampooning the grad student I courted and was dumped by.  I’ve got them around somewhere, but I’ll have to look for them and maybe post them some day.

 

 

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

HAHA!  Quickly!  Someone get us one of those gubmit grants so we can publish an artsy fartsy tome of oppressive patriarchal prose!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[Anonymous 5]

My favourite;

There once was a gaucho named Bruno,
Who said there is one thing I do know.
The girls are fine,
the boys divine,
but the llama is numero uno!

[Anonymous 9]

A femnist, whom we shall call Kerry,

Decided that she wants to marry.

And try as she might,

With no real men in sight,

Got hitched to her dildo, BIG Larry!

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