I Went Out Of Town To Attend One Funeral. I Ended Up Attending Two.

[HitmanParticipant]

we are on your side brother.
whatever you feel or don’t feel is okay.
handle it your way,
just handle it.
and i know you will.
proud to be among men like you market.
and you are among the BEST of us here for sure !!!
.
when certain people in my life passed away,
i thought i should be grieving,
instead i felt a relief.
closure.
..i wish that for you.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

i thought i should be grieving,
instead i felt a relief.
closure

I am fortunate that I feel that way right now. Relief. It is over.

Hitman wrote:

we are on your side brother

I am very fortunate.

Thank you Sir.

[DocParticipant]

Wow Market. That is a crazy two days.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I am sorry for your loss, Market~~~cher. Many years ago, my grandmother died. I loved her very much. I hope you can get a few days off to relax a bit.

Your cousin had to announce the pregnancy ’cause the girlfriend was too fat to show it, huh? Be grateful that’s not you, dude! I think I can predict his future: she’ll get even fatter, flip the “no more sex” switch in her brain, and demand more money.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Sorry for your loss brother.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to announce a pregnancy at a funeral? Why couldn’t they just let the funeral be about your grandmother passing away and announce it at another time? The focus should have been on the life of your grandmother. They use that occasion to make it all about them?

Think about their conversations leading up to the funeral. Nothing about grandma, all about their news.

My take: A narcissistic bitch and a cucked idiot locked in blue pill hell. That guy’s life is going to suck ass.

Market, take care of yourself buddy.

Order the good wine

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Funerals. Only a matter of time before lawyers try to make money from the sadness. Its the only emotional thing that going to be left in this world.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Glad to hear about your father, I think the two of you will be even closer now. I’m sure he is VERY proud of you.

Sorry to hear about your Grandmother. I was hit hard by the loss of mine too as they were the only women I have EVER missed from my life.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Anonymous 11]

TaxGuy wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to announce a pregnancy at a funeral?

No, you’re not. She’s a trashy attention whore too.

[OldschoolParticipant 2481]

Sorry about your grandmother. What a complete s~~~ show with the pregnancy announcement. He is f~~~ed, so easy to see looking at the world through a red lense. Well you now have a baby shower to look forward to, how nice…

Get a vasectomy.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

The answer is simple -walk away from it all.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Sorry for your loss man. We’re all that age where we keep a black suit on stand-by.

It’s very annoying when gay men hit on you. I hate that. I live in a gay area. It’s nice that you don’t have to worry about violence or bravado. Its also nice that everyone is super friendly and they always say ‘good morning…’ But its a pain in the ass when they think you’re open game.

This is why I maintain a rough edge personality and avoid any clothing that could be interpreted like I swing for the home team. The way I carry myself, I make sure they all know I’m straight. But now the single women in my building have been getting friendly too, its like they know I’m the only straight guy within a city mile.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to announce a pregnancy at a funeral?

No, you’re not. She’s a trashy attention whore too.

Bingo! How the hell do you have the nerve to upstage a funeral? Attention whore.

Oldschool wrote:

Sorry about your grandmother. What a complete s~~~ show with the pregnancy announcement. He is f~~~ed, so easy to see looking at the world through a red lense. Well you now have a baby shower to look forward to, how nice…

Thank you my friend. I will not be attending any Damn baby shower nor will I be in any unholy wedding.

Thank you for the support gentlemen!

[Anonymous 11]

You should go to the wedding three sheets to the wind drunk.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

You should go to the wedding three sheets to the wind drunk.

Bad idea. I speak the truth when liquored up. Remember the Amish? No good can come from that. Ha!!

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