I Went Out Of Town To Attend One Funeral. I Ended Up Attending Two.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

My grandmother died. She was in her 90’s and went peacefully at home. I lost my mind at work /very bad/ in front of the hive/even worse/, yet I have been stone cold ever since.

This is where my nightmare begins….

Day One: The Funeral.

I had to drive 100 miles, usually takes an hour and a half. Huge accident on the expressway in the middle of nowhere. One dead and an officer in critical after FALLING OFF A BRIDGE!

I arrive at the Funeral 2 hours late.

I know no one and I meet a 3rd cousin. He was a homo in his 60’s. Would not quit hugging me and squeezing my arm. /should have punched him, but no assault charges please./ On his way out he asked for my number in front of my mother. NO!

Finally get back to the family home. Getting f~~~ed up in the back bedroom. 11:30pm Father knocks on the door. Very agitated. /They will get you at your weakest, 2 Pac once said, “catch em while they are coked up and weeded.”/ Turns out the old man has red pill rage. He realized he had been a slave to his mother in law for 50 years. Asked me what to do with his new freedom and how to deal with the system being rigged against men. It was nice to have the answers, Thank you MGTOW.

Day Two: The Burial And Second Death.

11:00am. Time for the grave side service. My cousin is crying like the bitch he is and hugging up on his land whale, foot tattoo having, double chin, post wall, internet slut. The service completes and off to lunch we go.

After lunch my cousin decides to make an announcement. I thought he was going to marry this woman. Nope!!! She is 11 weeks pregnant. His parents are devout Catholics, I could almost hear their assholes slamming shut.

Couldn’t even wait for the old lady to be put in the ground before he made her roll over in her grave.

It’s been a long two days. This was the short version. Thank God for MGTOW or that could have been me.

Thank you for reading.

[Anonymous 42]

Wow! Not one dull moment! Now do you see why I like the woods better than socializing?

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

Sorry to hear grandma died. Funerals suck, sounds like this one was a loo-loo.
Hang in there, things do get better.

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Wow! Not one dull moment! Now do you see why I like the woods better than socializing?

I’m just glad to be back in my peace, quiet and sovereignty. My Cuz is f~~~ed for life. I even warned his dumb ass.

Like watching a tire fire. Sad……

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Anytime buddy.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Sorry about your loss.
Happy for your gain.
The part where you can steer your father to MGTOW and make his life a better one. My son is an adult MGTOW and we share a beer every weekend and celebrate the freedom.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Condolence Market~~~cher….You attended 2 funerals and a rebirth…Hope your father is ready to embrace his freedom and find peace….

Your cousin? He is lost…Whale swallowed him whole…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Strange things funerals.

Now move on – you still have a life to live.

Go and do something new and do it this weekend.

I know that sounds hard but it’s the best advice anyone will ever give you -you’ll get the usual platitudes like time is a healer etc -it’s bulls~~~.

What heals you is being a strong MGTOW with the will and determination to be succesfull in life-successful by your own yard stick not societies.

You heal yourself.

Show know signs of grief or weakness at work those cnts may pretend to be all concerned but any sign of weakness at work and they’ll strike.

If you feel upset at any point at work -go lock yourself in the toilet for 10 minutes to compose yourself-never let them see you cry.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Anonymous 42]

MarketWatcher wrote:

I’m just glad to be back in my peace, quiet and sovereignty. My Cuz is f~~~ed for life. I even warned his dumb ass.

Like watching a tire fire. Sad……

Brother, you have no idea how many times (out on the road) all I wanted to do is get home and pet my lap dogs and watch a rerun! Sometimes I find myself counting down the mile markers to the state line, then counting them again to my exit! Home is a great place to be when it’s a peaceful and tranquil environment. I’d rather be dead than live life walking on eggshells and broken glass…

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Anytime buddy.

And you know how much I appreciate that. First call….

FrostByte wrote:

My son is an adult MGTOW and we share a beer every weekend and celebrate the freedom.

I hope to be on that path with my father. The conversation went until 3:00am.

NerdTunneler wrote:

You attended 2 funerals and a rebirth…Hope your father is ready to embrace his freedom and find peace…

I like that. A rebirth. It was scary to see my father have the rage. Literally what we talk about here daily. I am still in shock.

NerdTunneler wrote:

Your cousin? He is lost…Whale swallowed him whole…

Ha!!! i did tell him I was glad it was him and now I don’t have to provide grand-kids!!!

It’sallbs wrote:

Go and do something new and do it this weekend

I’m on it.

It’sallbs wrote:

Show know signs of grief or weakness at work those cnts may pretend to be all concerned but any sign of weakness at work and they’ll strike.

AND THAT is my biggest concern………

It’sallbs wrote:

it’s bulls~~~.

90 percent of things are.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I find myself counting down the mile markers

I did that TODAY!

The whole trip. When the accident happened I got out of the car to ask a Trucker what was going on. He told me fatal at the 22 mile marker one lane open. My response? S~~~, were’re at the 42.

I need to stop doing that. It’s part of the reason I drive 90 when I can…..

[It’sallbsParticipant]

At least there was one positive-a new MGTOW.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Anonymous 42]

MarketWatcher wrote:

I need to stop doing that. It’s part of the reason I drive 90 when I can

I don’t go over 74.000 mph on the interstate, I actually use the clock, math, and the mile markers, to determine what time it will be when I arrive at any given exit, gas station, or p~~~ spot along the way! I even calculate my fuel consumption and where I will need to fill up. I could add wind resistance to my calculations if I had an airspeed indicator and barometric pressure.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

It’sallbs wrote:

At least there was one positive-a new MGTOW.

True. The sad part is he admitted he cannot participate here. The computer is more than he wants to deal with. Ironically, that was part of his rage. He feels forced to get online or get in line. Very sad what is happening to our elderly men. Nobody gives a f~~~.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t go over 74.000 mph on the interstate,

Good idea!

Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous wrote:

I could add wind resistance to my calculations if I had an airspeed indicator and barometric pressure.

Already did that. If you wash the car the dust is gone and will decrease wind resistance. Also, used motor oil is a great fertilizer. Ha!

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I could add wind resistance to my calculations

Some new cars now have holes in front of the front wheels to funnel air through the wheel arch to reduce resistance and increase efficiency and some have flaps in the grill that open and close accordingly.

Was watching a programme about the venturi effect before they were comparing a falcon to an f1 car.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

my funeral song

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

We can drive it home…. An old favorite Jan!!!

[Anonymous 42]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Also, used motor oil is a great fertilizer.

You should work for my competition! You’ll fit right in!

And all the plants said EWWWWWW!

[MACHOParticipant]

You’ve handled that well despite high level of stress

MarketWatcher wrote:

I Went Out Of Town To Attend One Funeral. I Ended Up Attending Two.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

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