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Okay before i begin i would like to state 3 things here
1 Is that i only went to the movie because i was bribed to go and i did not have to pay for a ticket (a family event if you will).
2 Is that i am no geek nor am i a nerd in any way. If you enjoyed it (not likely) that is good for you but i speak from the layman’s perspective on this. I do not give 2 s~~~s about either the starwars or startrack universes in any way.
3 If you think i am being a dumbass just call me one then move the f~~~ on as debating you would be a waste of time also on a final note if this does not belong here then move the thread to where it begins (ill p~~~ myself laughing if this goes in the litterbox).
Okay where do i begin here? oh yes the movie was completely unnecessary and it was just a cash grab for all the c~~~s getting into Starwars which answered a bulls~~~ question that no layman has ever f~~~ing asked in the first place. I would rather have the revenge of the Sith film end the franchise instead of Disney running into the ground.
And why Disney running it into the ground is my biggest question of them all? since Disney goes really slow in most cases. the pixar films for example toy story 4 is being planned to release 9 years after the third one and the third one was released 11 years after the second one with the shortest distance of time being 4 years between them. And this is one of Disney’s biggest property’s but when these assholes finally get a bigger one they run it into the ground every year.
Now back on the film in general this was one boring ass film even with the action involved with the best part being Darth Vader going on a killing spree of rebel soldiers. Outside of this i was bored for the length of the film as it is a completely forgettable story about some guy and some chick with the chick being better if she was in porno compared to this (i have wacked it to a similar looking chick before).
For the rest of the film it is just about the creation of the death star and this couples plan to get the blueprints on how to destroy it. And as for the ending at least this time there was not as much girl power in the film compared to the last one since the bitch tries to attack men and knocks them down but gets thrown down by the robot and she does not kill the main vilian which is a Trump ripoff.
So the couple dies then the special ending happens where the rebel soldiers get their ass kicked while one is giving the keycard to the other in which the footage from the 77 original film begins where young Leia (before she hit the wall head on) gets the card and you know where this is going.
So in the end the film sucked and should have just been a f~~~ing comic book or a video game as it would have worked alot better then to the solve the f~~~ing useless question in which we were given an answer no one asked for but c~~~s seem to get mesmerised by the answer even thou ten years ago they did not give 2 s~~~s about f~~~ing starwars.
So if you want a starwars experience i recommend watching Revenge of the sith or if you want to play a video game based off the middle of the movies play shadows of the empire instead of this.
And if you must watch it pirate it instead. Anyway i just had to get this off my chest somehow everyone around me seems to have enjoyed this film and i mean everyone. These f~~~s around me are not gonna listen to reason especially the female family members none the less the males.
Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.
Watched it in IMAX with my friends. It was so boring, I fell asleep half way through.
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Watched it in IMAX with my friends. It was so boring, I fell asleep half way through.
I was listening to the Tom leykis for the first hour of the film till the show ended so i just listened to music for the rest of the film.
Listening to Tom talking about making sauerkraut was more fun then watching the movie.
Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.
Anonymous42Disney and Sony are the two mile markers I look for to pre-decide that whatever movie they make it’s loaded with PROPAGANDA BULLS~~~ and I’m better off just jerking off!
Disney and Sony are the two mile markers I look for to pre-decide that whatever movie they make it’s loaded with PROPAGANDA BULLS~~~ and I’m better off just jerking off!
When it comes to Disney they have the great Pixar company on their backs with some their best films Disney has ever produced but when it comes to major franchises and television they suck ass and start failing
And Sony is great at their videogames and technology but suck ass at everything else.
So when it comes to avoiding these brands i only avoid their movie counterparts mostly hoping their movie companies fall to the waste side and have to shutdown.
Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.
Anonymous42I paint with a big fat mop!
Got dragged myself yesterday for a “family” event.
Agree, boring. Disney is killing Star Wars off just for a quick profit. And, After watching it, noticed a lot missing from what you see in the shorts you see on YouTube. They were the best bits.
This movie is only popular right now because it gives millennial and SJWs a sense of fantasy victory in the aftermath of Trump’s election.
Sorry, snowflakes… a film might make you feel better about grrl power and multiculturalism but it isn’t going to make Hillary president and you aren’t the Rebellion against the Evil Trump Empire, you’re just a bunch of pantywaists brats.
I do not give 2 s~~~s about either the starwars or startrack universes in any way.
Of course you don’t. You’re too young. You are from the same generation of movie-goers who would say The Empire Strikes Back (EPV) also sucked because it was “the most boring-est one”.
the movie was completely unnecessary and it was just a cash grab for all the c~~~s getting into Starwars
ten years ago they did not give 2 s~~~s about f~~~ing starwars.
For decades women used to laugh at Star Wars fans for being “geeks, nerds and losers who would never get laid”. Just listen to them shreaking with laughter.
Then fast forward a few decades and they put a female in the lead and now female Star Wars fans are sexless losers too.
See how that works?
What was “unnecessary” was the way women always shame everything men enjoy without them, until they want to be part of it too. Then geeky/nerdy/loser stuff becomes fashionable and cool. It’s just the way women are. They are enormous hypocrites, intensely fickle and a mass of inconsistency.
I would rather have the revenge of the Sith film end the franchise instead of Disney running into the ground.
Too late. EPVII already continued the franchise and Disney did better than Lucas s~~~ty 3 attempts. “Revenge of the S~~~” was the most disappointing StarWars film since attack of the clones.
And why Disney running it into the ground is my biggest question of them all?
They didn’t. They actually took one major step towards shoving Lucas’ bulls~~~ prequel trilogy into obscurity. Those movies will still exist forever and nothing can undo them, but Rogue One embarrassed the f~~~ out of Lucas for screwing up so tragically.
Rogue One was deliberately inserted into the story to set up EPIV perfectly. It did a great job creating a MENACING evil “Empire” you love to hate. In fact, the Empire “survives” in this film and the Rebels get killed off in a suicide mission on purpose.
In general this was one boring ass film
I actually thought that too — >> for any person who didn’t enjoy Star Wars. If you did, you would have marveled at all the little details and inserts and homage they paid to the originals for the fans. Rogue One did what Lucas failed to do.
The CG character of Grand Moff Tarkin was so well done, but someone your age would totally miss the appeal. It was enough to make Star Wars fans GASP in amazement – like bringing Peter Cushing back from the dead to near perfection. The re-creation of Leia and her one word line was so excellent, the theatre nearly rose to its feet with excitement and thunderous applause.
The best part being Darth Vader going on a killing spree of rebel soldiers.
THAT was the purpose of the film. In Lucas’ prequels, Vader/Anakin was a whiny little tantrum-throwing f~~~~~ and now we have him back to pure & proper evil exactly where he belongs.
For the rest of the film it is just about the creation of the death star and this couples plan to get the blueprints on how to destroy it
It won’t appeal to you the way it would appeal to anyone who saw the sequel — 40 years ago. The moment Rogue One ends, anyone who saw Star Wars in the theatre in the 70s would be inspired to go home and watch it again.
So the couple dies
They are not the relevance of the film, that’s why they get killed off in a suicide mission. Rogue One is about revealing the Empire, and Death Star in a way fans have not seen it before.
in which the footage from the 77 original film begins
It’s not old footage, it’s new footage to make it LOOK like old footage.
They did it well, if you couldn’t tell the difference.I didn’t love the movie, and I didn’t give a f~~~ about the rebel characters too much – or Forest Whitaker’s character. But it was very well done and I will watch it again. The Empire was way cool. And K2S0 (the droid) was good fun.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.I can’t argue with KM on this issue he is correct that this film is mostly for the 70’s crowd and since i ain’t from their time period i did not enjoy it too much (except women around my age seemed to enjoy it but that is because starwars is mainstream now).
And while it is not as bad as the force awakens it is not some good film and can be compared to attack of the clones.
But i disagree on the prequels since aside from attack of the clones they are not all that bad. And the only reason attack of the clones sucks is due to its length but the saga as the whole at least was complete by it. As you see the story of the f~~~~~ kid turn into the vilian then the father of the main character but Disney now went and extended the films now so we have another bulls~~~ trilogy.
My grip is that this story is not just some comic book lore and now will be extended from a average rouge one to another film and to potentially another film.
Also at least the prequels have the actor for dracula in them but i am probably biased since i grew up on the prequels instead of the originals so i have to like them in a way to defend the starwars of my time just like the future generation will do with this trilogy when the next one is created.
Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.
1. Carrie Fisher didn’t just hit the wall she plowed right through it then circled back around to hit it two or three more times. Frankly I’m surprised she’s still alive.
2. I enjoyed Rogue One and Episode VII. The girl power stuff is annoying and unnecessary in my opinion. But I think the films are well made and as KM said a big step up from the prequels.
Here is why Rogue One is smart. They wanted to establish Star Wars side story films outside of the episodes. This is a change from what casual audiences are used to. So the best way to ease them in was to tie heavily in to the existing mythology/films.
And honestly as far as the ‘girl power’ factor goes I didn’t find it too annoying or over the top in Rogue One. Episode VII… yeah.
Also, With Episode VII, as others have said it is essentially a soft reboot to get new audiences in and show that they would respect the originals (more even than Lucas did). Episode VII hit nearly all the same beats as the original Star Wars. And that’s ok, it served that purpose. I’m ok with it as long as going forward they take the films and stories in new directions.
They paid what was it? Four billion for the property? They are going to make that money back. They appear to be following the template of the Marvel formula that has worked well for them. I suspect in time we may get two new Star Wars films per year along with more TV tie ins.
Anonymous0I enjoyed the movie myself, I liked some of the characters K2 being my favorite, second to Darth Vader, then Grad Moff Tarkin. Also I am a Star Wars fan, while I did not grow up in the time of the original movies I did grow up with them and loved them. What did annoy me about the new movie like the last was the forced humor, of tired old jokes that also usually push the modern girl power agenda, those bits I did not care for and made me roll my eyes. And it was just expensive tickets in my opinion but I am not an often movie goer so it’s probably the normal price these days.
While I enjoy Star Wars and that there are more films than ever(despite some not being all that good I enjoy watching the whole series), Hollywood has been a center of rehash in my eyes for the last nearly 20 years and I have a poor outlook on new movies in general, the originality is gone. No one seems to want to write a new story or can without it being polluted. So what do they do? Rehash old beloved titles and they often are not good and an obvious attempt for more money.
But hey I enjoyed the new movie over all, I can’t let everything be ruined by endless logical dissection, I like entertainment as much as the next guy.
That Gavin guy from rebel media pointed out The funny thing about the girl power stuff and these commercials with the little girls playing Star Wars. I’ve never seen girls playing Star Wars. Never in my whole life. I have two boys; I spend a lot of time in toy aisles. I have yet to see a little girl looking at Star Wars toys. I mean why do we insist on trying to drive that square peg into the round hole? F~~~ing Feminism
Like KM, I enjoyed the nostalgia of it, the feel of the movie, and that it took a different look at the classic. I like that there were no real jedis in the film. The original wasn’t a huge success because of the Force really, it was more because it was a space adventure then anything else. Good to see it go back to that.
Two things I particularly liked…one, that they brought back a sense of mysticism to the force. The prequels made the Force more science, that the jedi’s understood it and all. It wasn’t really a faith/religion type of deal. It was something for the elites. In Rogue One, it brought it back to being a faith for everyone. The jedi Council was gone, and people depended on the force because there was no elite council to save them from the empire. They had to believe because there was nothing else. I’m not making a statement on religion here, just that I found this entertaining.
The second was that they elaborated on why there was a flaw with the death star. That was always a topic of conversation when I was a kid. Why in the world did the death star have a spot you could hit that would blow the entire thing up? They came up with a good explanation for that.
I should add that I liked that this had a ‘war movie’ element to it. War movies typically are about the average guying making the ultimate sacrifice. They aren’t special or gifted in anyway, they just do what needs to be done. That was nice to see. Oh, and seeing walkers in different locations was also pretty cool.
I am tired of the same old main character origin story. Can we have a main character who isn’t a orphan or driven by the events of their youth? Seriously, it wasn’t even needed in this. All the men in the movie where there because there was a job that needed to be done. Why does the woman have to familial tie to it to get involved?
And I get why people liked K2 or whatever he was called, but I’m a bit tired of the droid angle as well. The idea of droids being emotional entities (usually in a cute way, like a pet dog or something). In this K2 was a pilot…how does this make sense. If a robot can fly the thing, why doesn’t the ship have an auto pilot mode?
Ok. Then do it.
I saw it last night. I thought it was terrific.
Disney now went and extended the films now so we have another bulls~~~ trilogy.
True story….. When I was a kid, I read about “The Empire Strikes Back” review in the newspaper. I remember, I was sitting on a train, found a newspaper on the seat, and I was all p~~~ed off because the newspaper said Vader was Luke’s father, and Leia was his sister. Everyone was talking about it.
To original Star Wars fans, that was “controversial” back then. It was the original “spoiler”. As a kid, it was a…. DEVASTATING plot twist.
Keep in mind, for young kids, StarWars captured our imaginations like no movie before it. After I saw ESB in the theatre, I actually went home and thought if I practiced hard enough I could move s~~~ with my mind.
Anyway…..
In that article it talked about how Star Wars was actually “Episode IV” out of a planned series of NINE. Disney didn’t decide to “add another bulls~~~ trilogy” just now. That was already talked about in 1980.
Episode VII. The girl power stuff
That was so pathetic. Knowing more about the Falcon than Han Solo? F~~~ that bitch. When she told Finn to “stop taking her hand” – TWICE – I thought the Spice Girls were going to pop out of the screen and start singing. Rolled my eyes so hard at that one.
Like the Walmart commercial, they had to make a pathetic feminist statement. I actually love how the little girl is just puking out a feminist line she was fed and rehearsed with no clue of what she’s saying.
SINGLE MOM: “Why didn’t the Princess just let the boys (not “men”) rescue her?”
DAUGHTER: “Because she’s a strong empowered woman unfettered by the antiquated gender roles of a bygone era”.
Please. What’s next? Is Episode 8 going to be about how she’s better at multi-tasking?
Don’t make me multi-laugh.
And honestly as far as the ‘girl power’ factor goes I didn’t find it too annoying or over the top in Rogue One. Episode VII… yeah.
Agreed.
(Enjoyed reading what others thought here)
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.I suspect in time we may get two new Star Wars films per year along with more TV tie ins.
<*sigh*> F~~~ing hell. They’ll transform SW into this propaganda-piece from the original intent; entertainment. I’m glad I never saw EPVII, as the prequels and the 3 original movies are what I consider “cannon”. Granted that the prequels weren’t as good as EPIV-EPVI, but they served their purpose. As for me now, it seems SW is something that belongs in the past, the “new” stuff is regurgitated political propaganda that I know I’ll hate with a passion. The technical quality matters less when the story revolves around Princess Psychopath and her Sociopathic Sisters.
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I liked it. I was entertained and I don’t feel like Disney owes me anything. It’s a movie, something I do before or after a beer and burger. A nice way to spend an afternoon. My son took me for my birthday and that was significant that he wanted to spend time and money on me, but by no means is a movie, that is created purely for entertainment, significant.
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Okay where do i begin here? oh yes the movie was completely unnecessary and it was just a cash grab for all the c~~~s getting into Starwars which answered a bulls~~~ question that no layman has ever f~~~ing asked in the first place. I would rather have the revenge of the Sith film end the franchise instead of Disney running into the ground.
This. I enjoyed star wars as a kid greatly. However, these days, I’ve lost all interest in the franchise and the fact that there’s SJW stuff pumped in it, makes it seem like im going to a liberal arts school fem class rather than getting entertained.
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Anonymous24Disney and Sony are the two mile markers I look for to pre-decide that whatever movie they make it’s loaded with PROPAGANDA BULLS~~~ and I’m better off just jerking off!
I have still yet to see any non Lucas Star Wars, and I won’t, ever, as I have not given a single penny to Hollywood in the last decade. and will not do so in the future as well. My money will never go to the Leftist propaganda machine, I have no idea how good Rogue One is or is not, and I never will, cause I just don’t give a f~~~ about a franchise without it’s original creator that was such a huge part of my childhood. From what I have read there is at least some transparent Leftist agenda in this movie (but what out of Hollywood does not have this really), so, yea, I am going to continue to pass on paying for any of this crap.
My moniker here is George Lucas’s first film, THX 1138, a film about breaking away and going one’s own way apart from a socialist/communist/fascist society, a theme also played out in the original Star Wars Trilogy as the Rebels are fighting for the Republic, wanting to break away and be free of the Empire’s control. To have a Leftist pushing entity in control of this franchise is an absolute travesty that I will not subject myself to on any level. As far as I am concerned the enemy is now in the drivers seat of a car I once loved that I will now no longer be getting into.
Ok, I am going to walk back my statement about never going to see any of these films, if I do, it will be for free, and only to pick it apart and see what propaganda I can find.
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