Has anyone had a wife/gf that could cook?

[Knight of the ApocalypseParticipant 326]

Awakened wrote:

Most Women are NOT Complete.

I’m NOT Talking “PERFECT”, I mean they may do some things VERY WELL, but ABSOLUTELY Fail in Other Areas.

For example, She may be a Great Cook, but then may fail in one or many other areas: Cold, Bitchy, Whiny, Hypochondriac, Sexless, Obese, Dirty, Can’t Clean, NOT Monogamous, Poor Mother, Lazy, Can’t hold down a JOB, Spendthrift etc. etc.etc.

There are NO Unicorns.

I think some Blue Pillers just focus on the couple/few things that she CAN DO, and just learn to accept the rest because at least in their eyes she can do something.

For example, a man that marries a women that cooks him a few meals, keeps the house clean-ish, and does his laundry while working full time may be highly prized even though she may spend more then she makes, be COLD in bed, and has gained 50 lbs since they were married.

There are NO Unicorns.

The point is be Self-Sufficient.

If you can’t cook invest in a crock-pot, and begin to learn to cook for yourself. It’s EASY

Clean your own house, Do your own laundry, etc. etc. etc. It’s ALL EASY STUFF AND EASY FOR ANY MAN TO MASTER.

You don’t Need a Women for ANY OF THIS.

Spot on!! Gentleman, be SELF SUFFICIENT. Learn to cook and clean your own homes. My ex couldn’t cook for s~~~, I was taught to cook/clean when I was child by my father and my grandparents.

"Just ignore everything women say and nothing will annoy you ever again." - Cu Chulainn

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Only my first wife was a poor cook. She was only 18 when I married her and had not really had time to learn. She spent 5 years with me during which she never worked, so she then she had the opportunity to learn but she did not -so I think she was just one of those lazy and boring people who achieve nothing.

My other ladies have been good cooks and rightly proud of their abilities. I valued them for it too.

However one thing I would note is that when you are on your own you get to eat what you like. If you have a woman who cooks for you, you eat what she cooks. A woman can be a very good cook but not always make the healthiest food. I would describe myself as unable to cook. I “cook” from fresh ingredients for myself but having lived with women who were skilled cooks, I would say I just prepare meals. However when I make a meal for myself, I do get to eat whatever I am thinking is best for me at the time and that is a treat in itself, even if it is not amazingly cooked. When you have had women cook for you for many years, it can be a real treat to actually make yourself exactly what you fancy.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Anonymous 42]

NO! The only meal they could cook was fillet’o’Tower! And even that they BURNED!

We’re living through the most useless and detrimental women to walk the earth!

You couldn’t f~~~ a thing up more if you tried!

[Anonymous 11]

I never met one who could ever cook like my grandmother born 115 years ago.

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

My wife( I’m widowed) was first generation Italian. She loved to make great dinners and bake. I still have the gut to prove it. One of thing many things I still miss her for.

[joetechParticipant]

My first wife was gorgeous and totally useless in the kitchen. My second wife was ugly but man, could she cook! I still miss her red beans and rice. She always called me a one trick pony because lasagna was all I could make, but with wife #2 I never needed to learn anything else.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[jimbob15217Participant 491]

I’m 62. In that time I’ve had one–and only one–girlfriend who could cook better than I could. And some were so bad at cooking it was a mercy even to say they could cook.

The last real gf I had was one of those women who didn’t cook much for herself but had only done so for her kind. So…naturally, she could only cook kid food. Boiled noodles with store-bought sauce, frozen pizza, garbage like that. From time to time she would insist on cooking big-people meals and she was lousy at it. Because she was so accustomed to making one single dish–like a pizza–the only way she could serve multiple courses was to start them all at the same time. Gentlemen: consider the basic dinner of roasted chicken, green beans and rice pilaf. Now imagine preparing and heating all three courses at once. Let’s just say something was going to suffer.

A man needs the skills to take care of himself. My regret: I can’t fix machinery but I sure as hell can feed myself. It’s a consolation; my car doesn’t break down every day but I sure as hell want something good to eat when the sun goes down.

Peace boys.

[GeraldParticipant 3628]

On your second point, the ironing. I was taught to iron by my grandmother when I was five. I used do it after kindergarten every laundry day. I’ve never been with one who could iron properly.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Yes, the one serious relations~~~ I had was with a woman who knew how to cook a little about what I would consider “decent.” Never had a meal from her that I wasn’t satisfied with. Too bad the bitch was crazy and trying to get knocked up. She might’ve been successful at trapping me if she wasn’t so goddarn emotional and I not catch on to her.

Awakened wrote:

The point is be Self-Sufficient.
If you can’t cook invest in a crock-pot, and begin to learn to cook for yourself. It’s EASY

A crock-pot is ideal for someone who just doesn’t want to spend hours in a kitchen making a mess (as well). I can make some pretty mean dishes but it’s the clean up afterwards I can’t stand. So I came up w/ a 4 meal crock-pot that I rotate through, each crock-pot cooking lasting me 3-4 days worth of lunches and dinners.

Beef Chili, Salsa Fajita Chicken, Beef/Lamb Stew and Alfredo Chicken & Bacon(that one I just discovered a couple weeks ago). It’s not exactly low-carb how I normally eat but 3-4 days out of a 12-16 day rotation shouldn’t effect me much. And if it does then I’ll just go on an extra walk or something. I know anything alfredo tends to “stick” to me real good lol.

No Wife - No Strife

[Anonymous 0]

I am 66 y.o.
I have said before that I got the last unicorn and I stand by that.
First wife could make mince and that was about it. Apparently that was a Scottish dish of hamburger and potatoes cooked in the same pan in the oven. Greasy as hell. Didn’t clean very well and sex was non existent after the kids. What led to the breakup was that I caught her in bed with her “girlfriend”. Yup, lesbian.

Second wife did it all. Worked a full time job as a financial advisor; wouldn’t let me cook unless it was chopping and peeling stuff for her; kept the house “spic and span” clean; and was amazing and adventurous in bed and during game and just about anywhere else. Unfortunately, I lost her to cancer 11 years ago.

These days I hire a housekeeper, eat “boil in a bag” foods like salmon, beef, or chicken entrees and some “nuked” veggies. All my clothes are perma pressed and drip dry so minimal laundry. And usually two to four times a month one of the ladies in the block where I live brings over a casserole or invites me over. So life is not so bad that I need a woman to screw it up.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

I am a good cook,but I like an easy nutritious meal for steamed meat and vegetables in a rice cooker /steamer. You put a little water in put what you want to steam on ride cooker.Just add seasoning to potato,carrots,corn etc.you can put in raw chicken of pork.It turns off and goes to warm automatically

[Anonymous 54]

#1 lousey. Didnt give a f~~~.
#2 kinda.
#3 pretty good.

None as good as me.

Low and slow.

[Anonymous 1]

I dated two women who could cook halfway deceit. But it was never healthy. Christmas time it was all meat and no greens at all. No wonder the whole family is obese.

Today I am making my favorite. The stealthy turkey.

I load up my freezers full of food when the store has sales. So a whole 15 pound turkey costed me 49 cents a pound. Probably costs me $15 when it’s all said and done with all the onions lemon bacon and butter lemon glaze I put on the bird

[Anonymous 54]

Young dudes out there.
Learn to cook.
Never be dependent on a woman for anything.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

No.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I have found that if I provide the ingredients (for two people), the dishes, the silverware, the kitchen, the utensils, the gas, electric and water utilities, the dinner table and chairs, and agree to do the dishes after we eat… I can find a woman who will make the minimal effort to cook exactly what she wants for dinner, and in sufficient quantities that there will also be some for me to eat as well. They all think they are far more talented in the kitchen than they actually are.

I have also found that if I go to a mid to upscale restaurant in the neighborhood, and pay just a little more, I get exactly what I want, prepared exactly as I specify and delivered to my table complete with dishes, silverware, and refills on my drink. There are no dishes to wash when I am done, no minefield of emotional issues to discuss while I eat, and no one bitching at me for watching the game while I eat (and ignoring the emotional minefield).

With any luck, I can get a half attractive waitress to smile and have a pleasant attitude while she serves me. Of course I know it’s only because she wants a little money from me in the way of a tip, but at least it’s an honest deal. And, I decide what her attitude is worth… not 2 lawyers a judge who pretend they are not all working together to rob me on her behalf.

So I guess the short answer is: no, I’ve never had a woman who could cook very well. But I’ve never thought that it made much difference…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Gerald wrote:

On your second point, the ironing. I was taught to iron by my grandmother when I was five. I used do it after kindergarten every laundry day. I’ve never been with one who could iron properly.

I was taught to iron by my father, who was in the military. It was a case of do it properly or do it again. The only female I’ve ever met who could iron properly is my sister who was taught at the same time.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

My ex used mind blowing sex and wonderful food to weaken my defenses and manipulate me. Even if she has skills the danger is always real.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

Ordering take out on GrubHub app is preparing a man dinner. You have to remember she is a Princes her daddy told her so.Princes have people to do the work.Some women have maids,cooks,drivers yard men etc. She says she runs things and have them done.
A man does not need that big house in the right side of town. He could get a manager to get it done cheaper.No furs,200 pair of shoes or diamonds.
I honestly can not marriage or GF from prostitution. A women’s time must be paid for. Stop spending money on her and she will go away. Too many guys I know say they can’t get women to leave. It is just like a stray dog. You feed it and it will never go away.These guys saying they can’t do it.If all you put in fridge that she will not eat ;deal done

[VerusParticipant 965]

My ex wife would cook when she felt like it. I enjoy cooking myself, but hated it when she cooked, because her idea of the division of labor was she had the fun creative part and I got to clean up the mess and sink full of food coated dishes in the aftermath. And she was sloppy – food everywhere, spills, and every dish and implement in the house used. Spending the better part of an hour wiping up messes and washing dishes wasn’t worth it to me, I would rather pop something in the microwave or cook something simple myself with minimal cleanup. She was a slob who was always too “tired” to pick up after herself or clean up behind herself, and she took advantage of the fact that I refused to live in the sty she created – meaning I ended up doing all the housework. Never again.

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