FULL MENTAL STRAIGHT JACKET

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

County you nasty specimen.

I could narrow it down to the county and you’d still never find me. I’m safely nestled away on a little hill in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by trees, weeds and nothingness. Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

County then you marshmallow.Did I ever relay my cousin is a pro?

A pro what? You got a cousy that’s a whore?

Yes!But you have a cousin that is both you’re sister and ex-wife.

I actually have a couple of hot cousins that I’d love to bone.

Give a dog one instead, you sex fiend.Have you ever listened to Dallas Green(city and colour)? Amazing voice.

Very melancholy. Suits you.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

County you nasty specimen.

I could narrow it down to the county and you’d still never find me. I’m safely nestled away on a little hill in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by trees, weeds and nothingness. Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

County then you marshmallow.Did I ever relay my cousin is a pro?

A pro what? You got a cousy that’s a whore?

Yes!But you have a cousin that is both you’re sister and ex-wife.

I actually have a couple of hot cousins that I’d love to bone.

Give a dog one instead, you sex fiend.Have you ever listened to Dallas Green(city and colour)? Amazing voice.

Very melancholy. Suits you.

There is more sombre in my collection.
Sisters Of Mercy
Depeche Mode
Killswitch Engage(Trans goons)
Erra
Tool
Soen
Opeth
Bloody etc etc…..

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

Hermit wrote:

Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

I always enjoy the banter between the two of you.
This one made me spit out my coffee!

Attack deer ??? hilarious.
Damn things are as dumb as a box of rocks!

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

I always enjoy the banter between the two of you. This one made me spit out my coffee!
Attack deer ??? hilarious. Damn things are as dumb as a box of rocks!

That’s why they’re perfect killers.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

I always enjoy the banter between the two of you. This one made me spit out my coffee!
Attack deer ??? hilarious. Damn things are as dumb as a box of rocks!

I’m winning right?

[HermitParticipant]

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

I always enjoy the banter between the two of you. This one made me spit out my coffee!
Attack deer ??? hilarious. Damn things are as dumb as a box of rocks!

I don’t know which are dumber, deer or cows. At least cows are consistent in their behavior. Those deer are peculiar. Sometimes they’ll run away as soon as I open the door. Other times, they’ll stand there and stare at me and then slowly walk away.

One time I was on the back deck grilling meat, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer and I certainly wasn’t trying to be quiet. A deer walked around the end of my house and stood there looking me. I figured it was too late and it would just run off so I kept doing what I was doing and flipping the meat on the grill. That deer just put its head down and kept eating the grass and slowly went on about its business like I wasn’t even there.

Maybe some of them are getting used to me and therefore not as skittish as others.

Sorry about your coffee. LOL

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

I always enjoy the banter between the two of you. This one made me spit out my coffee!Attack deer ??? hilarious. Damn things are as dumb as a box of rocks!

That’s why they’re perfect killers.

Whey I first bought this property and moved in, I had lots of rabbits. Now I have very few. I always wondered why the rabbit population went down as I certainly haven’t shot and eaten any of them. Then I figured it out. The deer ate the rabbits. That’s when I knew they could be trained killer deer.

Come on over for a visit, Combover. The deer will bathe in your blood. I will take pleasure in your screams as they eat you alive. These Kansas deer are the sharks of the woods.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Daryll55 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Besides, even if you did find my location, I’ve trained the local deer to attack and kill any and all British bald ginger freaks.

I always enjoy the banter between the two of you. This one made me spit out my coffee!Attack deer ??? hilarious. Damn things are as dumb as a box of rocks!

That’s why they’re perfect killers.

Whey I first bought this property and moved in, I had lots of rabbits. Now I have very few. I always wondered why the rabbit population went down as I certainly haven’t shot and eaten any of them. Then I figured it out. The deer ate the rabbits. That’s when I knew they could be trained killer deer.
Come on over for a visit, Combover. The deer will bathe in your blood. I will take pleasure in your screams as they eat you alive. These Kansas deer are the sharks of the woods.

Ha ha!
Animals love me.
How’s the seafood diet going?
Do you show the orifice girls my poems. Do they yearn to caress my bones?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Do they ache to caress my bastard bones with they’re fruity pheromones is what I’m asking, you old f*ck.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Do they ache to caress my bastard bones with they’re fruity pheromones is what I’m asking, you old f*ck.

LOL (….you old fukk…)

You’re the product of incest, aren’t you? Were your parents brother and sister, or father and daughter? Is that it? Is your mother also your sister?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

they shall have STARS at elbow and foot….

….Faith in their hands shall snap in two,
And the unicorn evils run them through;
Split all ends up they shan’t crack;
And death shall have no dominion.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Do they ache to caress my bastard bones with they’re fruity pheromones is what I’m asking, you old f*ck.

LOL (….you old fukk…)
You’re the product of incest, aren’t you? Were your parents brother and sister, or father and daughter? Is that it? Is your mother also your sister?

I’m not American(thank my lucky star spangled banner).
Rather, I am a product of my environment.
You haven’t answered my question. Do the orifice girls in you’re grubby little sweaty building, desire to taste my marrow?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

they shall have STARS at elbow and foot….
….Faith in their hands shall snap in two,And the unicorn evils run them through;Split all ends up they shan’t crack;And death shall have no dominion.

Hope things are well Brad. When are you going to probe the black hole?
In the meantime…..
Keep jogging back to where you started matey!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Do they ache to caress my bastard bones with they’re fruity pheromones is what I’m asking, you old f*ck.

LOL (….you old fukk…)You’re the product of incest, aren’t you? Were your parents brother and sister, or father and daughter? Is that it? Is your mother also your sister?

I’m not American(thank my lucky star spangled banner).Rather, I am a product of my environment.You haven’t answered my question. Do the orifice girls in you’re grubby little sweaty building, desire to taste my marrow?

What does being or not being American have anything to do with it? You think England is immune to incest? That’s where it started, you sh!t head. Gotta’ keep the royal bloodline pure and all that rubbish.

How am I supposed to answer that question, you fukk faced freak? It’s one of the most idiotic questions you’ve ever asked. They have no idea of your gruesome existence and they never will, you failed science experiment. Go chew on your unwashed scrotum.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Agressive old f*ck! Carry on talking to me like that, and I’ll give you a left hook me ol muck.
I’m a one punch specialist.

Give me you’re email and I will send you a prized pic of me at my best in a egg-stained vest.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Here ya go Combover. I spent an hour writing a poem this morning to relate how I feel about the damn Muslime and his Rwandan whore who have intruded into my home, formerly the lone wolf’s lair, now a pit of vipers!

Agkistrodon contortrix

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Agressive old f*ck! Carry on talking to me like that, and I’ll give you a left hook me ol muck.I’m a one punch specialist.
Give me you’re email and I will send you a prized pic of me at my best in a egg-stained vest.

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M AGRESSIVE, YOU COKSUCKER! You have to be in today’s world or you’ll get walked on like a doormat. I’m generally a happy person, but I walk around with a scowl on my face to keep people at bay.

You raise a hand to me and you’ll receive one of two things in that hand, a stainless steel knife blade or a copper jacketed lead bullet, you stupid whore.

This week I’m going to watch “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. Will you be watching too, Combover?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Agressive old f*ck! Carry on talking to me like that, and I’ll give you a left hook me ol muck.I’m a one punch specialist.Give me you’re email and I will send you a prized pic of me at my best in a egg-stained vest.

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M AGRESSIVE, YOU COKSUCKER! You have to be in today’s world or you’ll get walked on like a doormat. I’m generally a happy person, but I walk around with a scowl on my face to keep people at bay.
You raise a hand to me and you’ll receive one of two things in that hand, a stainless steel knife blade or a copper jacketed lead bullet, you stupid whore.
This week I’m going to watch “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. Will you be watching too, Combover?

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Agressive old f*ck! Carry on talking to me like that, and I’ll give you a left hook me ol muck.I’m a one punch specialist.Give me you’re email and I will send you a prized pic of me at my best in a egg-stained vest.

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M AGRESSIVE, YOU COKSUCKER! You have to be in today’s world or you’ll get walked on like a doormat. I’m generally a happy person, but I walk around with a scowl on my face to keep people at bay.
You raise a hand to me and you’ll receive one of two things in that hand, a stainless steel knife blade or a copper jacketed lead bullet, you stupid whore.
This week I’m going to watch “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. Will you be watching too, Combover?

No, I’ll be too busy scaring the local kids….without a mask.
Mater used to love Mr Brown. Perhaps it reminded her of my head?

You would tremble at the magnificence of my form.
Legs like a plate of Rowntrees.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Remember Vicky The Viking?
I think they based it on me.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Agressive old f*ck! Carry on talking to me like that, and I’ll give you a left hook me ol muck.I’m a one punch specialist.Give me you’re email and I will send you a prized pic of me at my best in a egg-stained vest.

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M AGRESSIVE, YOU COKSUCKER! You have to be in today’s world or you’ll get walked on like a doormat. I’m generally a happy person, but I walk around with a scowl on my face to keep people at bay.You raise a hand to me and you’ll receive one of two things in that hand, a stainless steel knife blade or a copper jacketed lead bullet, you stupid whore.This week I’m going to watch “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. Will you be watching too, Combover?

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Agressive old f*ck! Carry on talking to me like that, and I’ll give you a left hook me ol muck.I’m a one punch specialist.Give me you’re email and I will send you a prized pic of me at my best in a egg-stained vest.

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M AGRESSIVE, YOU COKSUCKER! You have to be in today’s world or you’ll get walked on like a doormat. I’m generally a happy person, but I walk around with a scowl on my face to keep people at bay.You raise a hand to me and you’ll receive one of two things in that hand, a stainless steel knife blade or a copper jacketed lead bullet, you stupid whore.This week I’m going to watch “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. Will you be watching too, Combover?

No, I’ll be too busy scaring the local kids….without a mask.Mater used to love Mr Brown. Perhaps it reminded her of my head?
You would tremble at the magnificence of my form.Legs like a plate of Rowntrees.

LOL I would love to go trick-or-treating with you! Watching children crying and running for lives at the sight of you would be hilarious.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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