FULL MENTAL STRAIGHT JACKET

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Ever since I was twit
I’ve slowly been losing it

Find myself dribbling on the floor
Think the final straw
For me

Is to shut the door
And be under lock and key

I’m such a fruit-loop
I resort to spelling
“I LOVE YOU”
In the alphabet soup

I thought I heard words
Synonymous with me

CHIN
BEARD
WHY
And LONELY

But it was just the sound of my turds
Being pushed out you see

Ba Ba Black Sheep
Have I any marbles left to keep

Even those I bareback
Think I’m a creep

When I’m in bed
I like to hit myself
Over the head
With a slice of bread

Knock some sense into this oaf
With a 60pence
Out of date loaf

Sometimes for a treat
I have a wank inside a condom
That I used on the street

Fill it up
But it doesn’t beat
Emptying it over
A DD cup

My friend gave me a number of a Psychiatrist
I thought a first
He was taking the p~~~

But when I run out of bread
I instead
Hit myself with a fist

It then became the top digits
On my list

Promptly phoned

As I told him my issues
I heard the rustle of tissues
And a heavy moan

Come in right away said he
He wanted me
To spend all night and day
In the loony bin

Whilst all I wanted
Was tea and sympathy
And a packet of digestives
From the biscuit tin

“I’m afraid there’s nothing more we can do for you”
“Except keep you sedated as you waited”
“For the next episode of scooby do”

I’m a dribbling mess
But at least I look good
In that white dress

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

theyd like to lock up all the livid jeckals in the Tooney Bin lil Alex

[Gravel PitParticipant]

when two share a fish, there are no bones

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

theyd like to lock up all the livid jeckals in the Tooney Bin lil Alex

Alexisonfire?

I trust you are well?
Me, I’m on the road to hel.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

when two share a fish, there are no bones

Only the outer crust, encased in lust.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

In this.. WE TRUST!

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[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

Stop projecting yourself onto me, numpty. You’re the sad one. I’m happy and content and you resent me for it.

My honesty gives you a bitter taste.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

In this.. WE TRUST!

BELIEVE!!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

Stop projecting yourself onto me, numpty. You’re the sad one. I’m happy and content and you resent me for it.
My honesty gives you a bitter taste.

Yeah, I am really envious of that grey belly that protrudes from you’re trousers(sorry yank, PANTS!).
Stop using the word “numpty”, that is a British term.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

Stop projecting yourself onto me, numpty. You’re the sad one. I’m happy and content and you resent me for it.My honesty gives you a bitter taste.

Yeah, I am really envious of that grey belly that protrudes from you’re trousers(sorry yank, PANTS!).Stop using the word “numpty”, that is a British term.

How old are you, 16? Go buy some drugs for a toothless whore, you sad freak.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

Stop projecting yourself onto me, numpty. You’re the sad one. I’m happy and content and you resent me for it.My honesty gives you a bitter taste.

Yeah, I am really envious of that grey belly that protrudes from you’re trousers(sorry yank, PANTS!).Stop using the word “numpty”, that is a British term.

How old are you, 16? Go buy some drugs for a toothless whore, you sad freak.

Go and buy a pair of XXXXXL trousers.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

How has your day been in that grimy office you waddle in Cheesy Knob?
Have you shown the office fannies any of my sublime poems?
I bet they can’t wait to caress my bones.
Don’t worry, next year I will be touring the states.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

Stop projecting yourself onto me, numpty. You’re the sad one. I’m happy and content and you resent me for it.My honesty gives you a bitter taste.

Yeah, I am really envious of that grey belly that protrudes from you’re trousers(sorry yank, PANTS!).Stop using the word “numpty”, that is a British term.

How old are you, 16? Go buy some drugs for a toothless whore, you sad freak.

Go and buy a pair of XXXXXL trousers.

Why would I buy trousers that are half my size?

Alright you pathetic sod, what plans have you for this weekend?

I and a coworker are headed to the next state over to go to a sushi place and then hit this large liquor store while we’re there because alcohol taxes are much less in that state than in our state. Then on the way home we’ll stop by the winery for a brief respite and cigars……..and to watch the pretty girls walk by. Girls love wineries for some reason………and a few of them get quite drunk while there and the real slut comes out.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

How has your day been in that grimy office you waddle in Cheesy Knob?Have you shown the office fannies any of my sublime poems?I bet they can’t wait to caress my bones.Don’t worry, next year I will be touring the states.

Not been too bad the past couple of days. I was due for some smooth sailing as busy as I’ve been.

Have you ever been over here before? You think they look at you weird over there, you’ll probably get stabbed here.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

How has your day been in that grimy office you waddle in Cheesy Knob?Have you shown the office fannies any of my sublime poems?I bet they can’t wait to caress my bones.Don’t worry, next year I will be touring the states.

Not been too bad the past couple of days. I was due for some smooth sailing as busy as I’ve been.
Have you ever been over here before? You think they look at you weird over there, you’ll probably get stabbed here.

Been to Boston.
They would LOVE me in the twilight zone. Think of all the wonderful specimens that would meet me in the diners I would frequent.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I keep churning them out little Herm, you sad sack of sh*t.

Stop projecting yourself onto me, numpty. You’re the sad one. I’m happy and content and you resent me for it.My honesty gives you a bitter taste.

Yeah, I am really envious of that grey belly that protrudes from you’re trousers(sorry yank, PANTS!).Stop using the word “numpty”, that is a British term.

How old are you, 16? Go buy some drugs for a toothless whore, you sad freak.

Go and buy a pair of XXXXXL trousers.

Why would I buy trousers that are half my size?
Alright you pathetic sod, what plans have you for this weekend?
I and a coworker are headed to the next state over to go to a sushi place and then hit this large liquor store while we’re there because alcohol taxes are much less in that state than in our state. Then on the way home we’ll stop by the winery for a brief respite and cigars……..and to watch the pretty girls walk by. Girls love wineries for some reason………and a few of them get quite drunk while there and the real slut comes out.

NEBRASKA?
COLORADO?
OKLAHAMA?
MISSOURI?

Usual nonsense.
Work Sat, training, then back in bedsit Sh*tty where I will proceed to release my seed(as per bloody usual!)
Sunday out with a friend(or should that be fiend?) walking and then chatting more load of cobblers.

Splash a few tonsils for me matey!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

NEBRASKA?COLORADO?OKLAHAMA?MISSOURI?
Usual nonsense.Work Sat, training, then back in bedsit Sh*tty where I will proceed to release my seed(as per bloody usual!)Sunday out with a friend(or should that be fiend?) walking and then chatting more load of cobblers.
Splash a few tonsils for me matey!

Missouri.

Do a lot of seed releasing, do ya’? Man, if it wasn’t for your emotional nonsense, you’d have it made. Give that street worker a few dinars and release the seed onto her tongue. That’s what I’d do. Give her some protein and then be on about your business.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

NEBRASKA?COLORADO?OKLAHAMA?MISSOURI?Usual nonsense.Work Sat, training, then back in bedsit Sh*tty where I will proceed to release my seed(as per bloody usual!)Sunday out with a friend(or should that be fiend?) walking and then chatting more load of cobblers.Splash a few tonsils for me matey!

Missouri.
Do a lot of seed releasing, do ya’? Man, if it wasn’t for your emotional nonsense, you’d have it made. Give that street worker a few dinars and release the seed onto her tongue. That’s what I’d do. Give her some protein and then be on about your business.

Do you think I am one more pro from cutting my ear off?
I prodick you live in(or near) Topeka.
A chop a day keeps the doctor away.
If only I could act like I look eh!

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Evening gents. I think it only takes a few unlucky breaks to turn most folk mad. The trick is to avoid crazy making stuff. Its a question of cultivating habits. Sounds like you gents have got reasonable weekends planned. Good luck with them.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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