Feeling like Dr. Dolittle

[Anonymous 42]

PistolPete wrote:

Buy a mule or a donkey and the wild dogs will depart he area.

Why would I buy one when I am one?

blade wrote:

Should open a zoo tower .

Come one, come all, the Massachusetts human animal in his natural habitat battling the evil forces of nature with all her pearly white teeth!

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

We get half breed coydogs

We’ve got these f~~~ers livin’ in da’ hood with us. They’re a mix of coyote, wolf, and domestic dog.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

We’ve got these f~~~ers livin’ in da’ hood with us. They’re a mix of coyote, wolf, and domestic dog.

They’re nasty looking, skinny hungry mangy animals, they should be shot!

They do howl at the moon, it’s not myth, the moon must p~~~ them off and keep them awake. You never hear them in the pitch black, probably sleeping.

[Anonymous 11]

They’re a bitch to trap too very smart animals as are all canines.

They do help with the feral cat population though.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

They’re a bitch to trap too very smart animals as are all canines.

The city has teeth and the country has teeth, I learned how to keep an eye on and avoid both, I’m a tribesmen of two entirely different jungles! Just the snakes alone I saw and avoided are enough to kill a crowd, plus the time I unwittingly p~~~ed on a bobcat in the shrubbery below, he started hissing and growling which in turn made me YELL! RAAAAAAAAA! I could hear him tearing through the bushes like he heard GOD!

[Anonymous 42]

I’ll be back later, I gotta go make some tire rolls with a saws-all to fit in a trash bag and hide them, the new tires came for the latest gravely I purchased and I want to paint the rims and mount them while painting weather is permissible. Lets see, that’s four tractors with new tires plus a spare, that’s 33 old tires cut and rolled up like a fruit roll and got a free ride as stowaways!

The the recycling yard wants 3 bucks a tire for disposal! That’s a 100 BUCKS plus time to get rid of it! Saws-all, Gone in a New York minute! That’s a $180.00 BUCKS AN HOUR! I can chop chop all day at that rate! Anyone need instructions on how to make a tire Twinky?

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