Feeling like Dr. Dolittle

[Anonymous 42]

The deer coming to Tower’s clearing for best grass around have lost their fear of me, this one I shot (picture) from 60 ft., as she looked over her shoulder and said “it’s just him again”.

They’re still out there grazing like they own the place!

I get no respect!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I swear on my bones.

I wanna live like you.

Far away in the woods with the animals as only visit.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Which one is going to be dinner Tower?

You have done the important work. Creating a haven for them and taking one or two on occasion will still create a sustainable population to feed you the rest of your years, while giving them everything they need.

Good on you for getting them comfortable. They’re spooky little creatures.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

WHY DON”T the deer here do that? I would be eating venison all winter!

This year I’m putting out a salt lick!

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22595]

Those are nice pictures. Though, be mindful of dear ticks. Lime disease is a real danger.

[GregB0Participant]

PistolPete wrote:

This year I’m putting out a salt lick!

It’s the image of Tower that seems to bring in the deer, so get a life sized image of him and place that in the woods. It would be much cheaper than the corn you’ve been throwing out for years.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

GregB0 wrote:

It’s the image of Tower that seems to bring in the deer, so get a life sized image of him and place that in the woods. It would be much cheaper than the corn you’ve been throwing out for years.

Its either that or his smell. MMMMMMmmmm seems to be attracting female deer. TOWER is there something you need to share with us–concerning isolation and “urges”.

[Anonymous 42]

Ogre wrote:

Good on you for getting them comfortable. They’re spooky little creatures.

I used to fish until I started hand feeding the fish, I had large bass eating from my toes, all around the dock every fish large and small was facing me and taking turns, after that I stopped fishing.

The other day the deer moved to the side of the road when I came home, they didn’t even run, I drove right by them and they returned to grazing.

Faust For Science wrote:

Those are nice pictures. Though, be mindful of dear ticks. Lime disease is a real danger.

That’s why I put so much effort in the clearing, ticks need tall grass and shrubbery and that’s an endless battle, but chickens delight in eating them, that’s if your dog didn’t kill all the chicks (kicks dog).

GregB0 wrote:

It’s the image of Tower that seems to bring in the deer, so get a life sized image of him and place that in the woods.

Yea, you won’t feel that way when it brings in the bears!

Welcome to the zoo without cages and bars! They know they’re surrounded by wildlife sanctuaries that run for miles and miles and miles, they know places where they can chill out, places like MG-Tower’s clearing.

The fisher cats really worry me, they’ll kill my dogs, I had one on my lawn and he wasn’t about to run, he looked at me with no fear in it’s eyes, and didn’t budge, I went back inside and closed the door and waited for it to leave.

PistolPete wrote:

Its either that or his smell. MMMMMMmmmm seems to be attracting female deer. TOWER is there something you need to share with us–concerning isolation and “urges”.

Can goats talk to deer?

[ghostParticipant]

I would like to visit man.

[Anonymous 42]

ghost wrote:

I would like to visit man.

This is why I’d like to set up a camper for visitors here, or if you really like the wilderness, meet up in Vermont where the real woods are! I’m not s~~~ting, there’s enough wild life meat that passes right in front of the house to fill a meat locker every winter! How much meat is in a moose?

Most people from the city don’t even see half the wildlife because their untrained eye passes right by it! You learn to drive looking for their silhouette along the highways then SLOW THE F~~~ DOWN or have Mr. Deer’s hove shoved down your throat lickity split!

I totaled one car and had a couple strikes that only left hair in the chrome, and one moose I spotted walking in front of the tail lights way down the road, I hit the brakes knowing something big was walking in the road in the dark, the guy behind me got frustrated and went to pass and locked his brakes to avoid hitting what was a giant moose in the road running up the road. I would have nailed it dead center had I not seen the anomaly briefly blocking the tail lights way down the road.

[gpnraanParticipant 100]

Adorable. Next time when you see them, say “Hello there!”.

[Anonymous 42]

gpnraan wrote:

Adorable. Next time when you see them, say “Hello there!”.

Nice tail huh?

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Tower—that is Deer-meat take-out, or Drive through deer meat.

[Anonymous 42]

PistolPete wrote:

Tower—that is Deer-meat take-out, or Drive through deer meat.

I don’t understand why they won’t pass a truck through inspection with a chain link fence catcher’s cage welded to the front bumper? I would love a flip up windshield iron mesh animal deflector! Dual useage with the zombie Apocalypse coning up!

[ghostParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

if you really like the wilderness, meet up in Vermont where the real woods are!

I may take you up on this. Sounds like a once in a lifetime experience.

Anonymous wrote:

I totaled one car and had a couple strikes that only left hair in the chrome, and one moose I spotted walking in front of the tail lights way down the road, I hit the brakes knowing something big was walking in the road in the dark, the guy behind me got frustrated and went to pass and locked his brakes to avoid hitting what was a giant moose in the road running up the road. I would have nailed it dead center had I not seen the anomaly briefly blocking the tail lights way down the road.

Damn. Mr. Deer is very similar to Mr. Kangaroo down in Australia. They cause similar problems.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t understand why they won’t pass a truck through inspection with a chain link fence catcher’s cage welded to the front bumper?

What is a “vehicle inspection”?

I once saw a deer get hit by a Chevy Silverado next truck driving ahead of me. The blood was atomized, and the carcass cleaned thoroughly. The redneck who hit it was a total asshole to us over “his” deer meat after we stopped to check on his safety.

I doubt he could prep and cook deer as well as my father could do it.

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

once saw a deer get hit by a Chevy Silverado next truck driving ahead of me

You should see whats left when a road train hits at 140 km .

Hey tower do you get wild dogs in that area ?

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

blade wrote:

Hey tower do you get wild dogs in that area ?

We get half breed coydogs, they howl and drive me f~~~ing nuts when they’re in the area, it’s spooky too.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Anonymous wrote:

We get half breed coydogs, they howl and drive me f~~~ing nuts when they’re in the area, it’s spooky too.

Buy a mule or a donkey and the wild dogs will depart he area.

[bladeParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Buy a mule or a donkey and the wild dogs will depart he area.

His mate has a mule .

Should open a zoo tower .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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