Ever been in a car wreck?

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Anonymous wrote:

Misfit.
Ive also got 2 DUI’s. under my belt.
Not when I crashed.
But it did lead to my giveing up drinking.

Yeah the first one is a slap on the wrist and I was 17. Zero tolerance. But I was well drunk. Driving around p~~~ed off like a maniac because I couldn’t find any pot.

Second one few survive getting their license back. They hit you hard with fines and fees and rehabilitation. My second duI was almost far enough from my first one to not need a breath machine but not enough. I think it needed to be 7 years and it was not quite.

Actually I never wAnted to drink and drive after my first one and didn’t until I got down low in my life and a friend wanted to go to bars in another town. I let him drive and he ditched my car. I forgot about that wreck. So then I said f~~~ it I’ll drive drunk now and then the second one happened. 2 or 3 years to get license back from that one.

3rd one is death. Never again.

Don't care

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

MonkeyMind wrote:

One of my closest friends was driving and got crushed to death to the inside of the vehicle. I barely survived and spent the best part of an hour waiting for the fire crew to cut me out lying next to the corpse.

Omg. That is horrible. Sorry about your loss bro.

It sucks, but it was a long time ago now. Besides, i was the lucky one.

The only good thing i can say about what happened to my friend was that it was quick and painless.

[AussieParticipant 2509]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

PistolPete wrote:

No but using my psi powers I look into the future—-I think you are headed for wreck! HA HA HA ! Don’t cross that s~~~ty one lane road without looking both ways!

Hmmmm? Hope not. Then again could be a blessing in disguise. I’d prefer a one lane road over a 4 lane expressway any day. Peace and freedom.

You are describing your brain function now: A one lane road instead of a 4 lane freeway !

" I feel threatened "

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Aussie wrote:

You are describing your brain function now: A one lane road instead of a 4 lane freeway !

Hell yeah!

MonkeyMind wrote:

It sucks, but it was a long time ago now. Besides, i was the lucky one.

The only good thing i can say about what happened to my friend was that it was quick and painless.

This reminds me when I went to jail for my first dui, I was in there with another guy who got a dui only his friend was killed in the accident. He was speeding drunk and hit a tree and killed his friend next to him. Not only did he have to deal with being in jail aND all the legal problems but also the remorse of his friend dying and his friend’s parents being p~~~ed at him. Sad

Don't care

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Thing about being in a car wreck is that if you can walk away, and the other party isn’t hurt then it’s all good.

It takes time to appreciate the effects of speed and momentum in a car. Also the effects of wet or icy roads.

I love speed, but I don’t want to die from it.

It's Time to get Wise

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Anyone ever rolled one?

Don't care

[Anonymous 54]

My first DUI

Cop is tail gateing me.Not acceptable.

So at 50 mph…I locked all 4.

Both of us screaching to a hault.

He didnt like that so much…

Barly over the limit.

2nd.
Doing donuts around under cover vice sqaud dudes.

Got me a nice beating.

Barley over the limit

Yea..I see a little but of myself in you….oye vay..

[Anonymous 54]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

Anyone ever rolled one?

No. Ive allways been curiois though.

My x got hers that way.

[Anonymous 42]

[Anonymous 54]

Yea Mg, thats me flying out of the car. Not a roll over though.
Pre sealt belt cars.
And the smashed winshield from my cute little face.

Dont be a dummy.

Wear your sealt belt!

Dont drink and drive!

[DocParticipant]

Yes I have been in a wreck or two.
I had a spectacular fall off a bridge a few years ago when I lost control of the car I was driving.
Apart from a knock on the head and some minor crushing of the chest I was ok.
Was carted off in an ambulance but I was extremely lucky.

The car landed on its side as it hit the dry river bed below which prevented the roof from totally collapsing in on my.
Only a few days later there was rains which filled that river bed. Had I crashed then I would have drowned.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 43]

car wreck, no.

but I smashed a girl in a car once. Amazing what a man and a woman can do in the backseat of a 2 door ford tempo

im sure she looked funny with her face squished into the rear window. she drove it around for months with the make up smear thus preserving a ghostly O face

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Anonymous 14]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

There are certain members who will try to make any topic I post into a train wreck from now on. No matter what I do.

Welcome to my world kid. Have fought that fight for two years here, you should have seen what I had to deal with the first year…

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

You and others take s~~~s in people’s threads, the s~~~s look like they got gathered up and are now piled in your threads so that you may enjoy the bouquet of wonderful fragrance.

I see Pete has already thrown you under the bus as well.

Tough s~~~ kid, deal with it.

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Anonymous wrote:

Welcome to my world kid.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Remove the THX1138

Don't care

[Anonymous 14]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

THX 1138 wrote:

Welcome to my world kid.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Remove the THX1138

Translation?

[Anonymous 43]

there is no translation possible. Stupid is stupid.

[MACHOParticipant]

Some guys are Very confrontational, those same people are often their own worst enemy! They just can’t help it, it’s like a self destructive nature. They know where it’s going but can’t stop until the train hits them!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Two minor accidents only one involving another auto.
No DUIs
More motorcycle crashes than car crashes.
My worst injuries was from a bicycle crash.
I bounce back well.

At 55 I am a child at heart and love building and riding motor assisted bicycles.

My next project is an adult Schwinn stingray chopper.

The police in my home town asked me about my bicycles
Displacement, top speed and the like.
I was told even though I am able to break limits that they would wave at me and only pull me over if I take my hands off the handlebars to wave back.
Told em not to worry I always think safety first
and would just blow the horn as I passed.
I then demonstrated my horn.
air-horn that is louder than most cars.
You know the ones at Walmart made for boats.
I can make people aware of my presence.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

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