Ever been in a car wreck?

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

I’ve had a few minor ones.

Got side swiped by someone turning a corner once.

First dui I ran into the fire bell in town and crushed the front of my car but was fine.

Second duI swerving back and forth in ditches on country road and hit telephone pole guide wire then fence post. Totally messed up the axel and very lucky I wasn’t hurt and still alive.

Don't care

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

No but I’ve seen quite a few wrecks myself and you won’t be lucky this time around if you’re not careful bud.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[It’sallbsParticipant]

When you become more experienced you know when another driver is about to do something stupid.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

It’sallbs wrote:

When you become more experienced you know when another driver is about to do something stupid.

Like people who want to pass you and speed in s~~~ty weather when the roads are slick as f~~~, even in high risk deer collision areas.

I have to say that sometimes I imagine them passing me and then wrecking and me driving by and smiling and waving and shaking my head.

Joey Alfio wrote:

No but I’ve seen quite a few wrecks myself and you won’t be lucky this time around if you’re not careful bud.

For sure I am done with that s~~~.

Don't care

[AussieParticipant 2509]

How many more threads are you gonna start today?

" I feel threatened "

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Aussie wrote:

How many more threads are you gonna start today?

Last one. Cross my heart and hope to die. Damn dude. Chill the f~~~ out. Need to cool of that vitriol. I’m trying to be productive.

There are only a few. I haven’t posted for a min and had some stuff on my mind.

Is there an official limit? Let’s make more rules and have more moderation.

See I post a thread that everyone can relate to. Not trying to start s~~~ and someone has to do some bulls~~~.

Don't care

[AussieParticipant 2509]

If you really want to be productive, you could always chew on a cyanide pill or something….

" I feel threatened "

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Aussie wrote:

If you really want to be productive, you could always chew on a cyanide pill or something….

Yes and you could always hang yourself from a tree. Now have you been in a car wreck yes or no?

Don't care

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Yep. Was stopped to turn left and got rear ended by a sixteen year old boy doing sixty in his mom’s van.

It was bad. You never fully recover. Still have memory issues.

I was a blonde bimbo for about six months until my synapsis reconnected.

Peace brothers

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Yeah is called world, but this one is a train wreck.

Hahahaha

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Carnage wrote:

Yeah is called world, but this one is a train wreck.

There are certain members who will try to make any topic I post into a train wreck from now on. No matter what I do.

I have p~~~ed off the zoom gods.

Don't care

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Yes, back in the 90’s in an old car that was built when car safety wasn’t what it is today.

One of my closest friends was driving and got crushed to death to the inside of the vehicle. I barely survived and spent the best part of an hour waiting for the fire crew to cut me out lying next to the corpse.

[Anonymous 54]

Yes. I fell alseep comeing home from work late one night.

Broke a telephone pole, put it in the passenger seat next to me.

Broke the winsheild with my face.

Buried the steering wheel into the dash board with my through.
Knock out cold.

Then walked away.

Others as a passenger.

High speed wrecks.
Thown out ,wound up under the car.

Ect…ect…

All cars pre seat belts.

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

MonkeyMind wrote:

One of my closest friends was driving and got crushed to death to the inside of the vehicle. I barely survived and spent the best part of an hour waiting for the fire crew to cut me out lying next to the corpse.

Omg. That is horrible. Sorry about your loss bro.

Anonymous wrote:

Then walked away.

You’re not a man, you’re a machine!

Don't care

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

No but using my psi powers I look into the future—-I think you are headed for wreck! HA HA HA ! Don’t cross that s~~~ty one lane road without looking both ways!

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

PistolPete wrote:

No but using my psi powers I look into the future—-I think you are headed for wreck! HA HA HA ! Don’t cross that s~~~ty one lane road without looking both ways!

Hmmmm? Hope not. Then again could be a blessing in disguise. I’d prefer a one lane road over a 4 lane expressway any day. Peace and freedom.

Don't care

[Anonymous 54]

Misfit.
Ive also got 2 DUI’s. under my belt.
Not when I crashed.
But it did lead to my giveing up drinking.

[Anonymous 14]

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Anonymous wrote:

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

My entire life is a car wreck in slow motion

It's Time to get Wise

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