DYD loses his s~~~ at his sons school

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

dude…Monday…go buy a s~~~ load of multi colored sprinkle donuts and apologize. pop open 3 dozen donuts on the hood of their urban assault vehicles…sorry I was such a c~~~ ladies…it was my time of the month I guess, then walk away.

lolololol

oh yea, some full fat lattes too, or iced coffee with lots of hi test full fat cream. Get the gooooood stuff.

Smooth this s~~~ over. Donuts pastries some high carb dessert thing that the c~~~s will shove in their pie holes and put a couple pounds on their asses.

Yeh….f~~~ that lol.

[bladeParticipant]

If you don’t get on with the c~~~s do the dump and run with ya kid at school . Look at this guy he doesn’t fit in and this is how he deals with it

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

DYD,
I don’t have a kid, and I don’t have to deal with land whales like the ones you describe. So I can’t say for certain that I would have handled that situation any differently than you did. But I share some of the concern for you that’s been expressed here by other posters. With that said, I’d like to make this humble suggestion about how a different reaction might have resulted in a different outcome for you. Suppose that instead of losing your s~~~ and getting mad and screaming, you pick up the parking notice off your windshield, look at it and than start laughing, and then laughing harder and harder, like someone has just shown you a clip of the funniest f~~~ing thing you have ever seen in your life. You’re laughing so hard you can’t get the car door open. You’re laughing so hard you can’t get the key in the ignition. You start to get composure, but then you look up and see the bitch that left the notice on your wind shield and you start shaking your head side to side as if to say ‘no more.. I can’t take anymore’ but then you make eye contact with that bitch and just f~~~ing lose it laughing even harder than before… gasping for breath, tears on your face, hands on belly, which is starting to hurt. Then slowly drive away with your kid (who’ll be highly entertained weather you explain it to him or not). And as you do down the street past those idiots, you try to keep straight face and focus on the road… But you can’t help it. You look over at them, make eye contact again, and just bust loose laughing so hard that you have to get your kid to hold the wheel to keep car in your lane.

And that’s the memory of you, and the memory of themselves that they get to walk away from that situation with. They have doubts. You have entertainment. They have no ammunition to use, and no material to gossip about. You go to sleep grinning. They go to sleep frowning… wondering what was wrong with them.

You may not be able to pull this off as I have described. Perhaps the best you can do is to treat the situation as though you do not see the parking notice at all, or the bitch who left it. The point is: the closer you come to reacting this way, the better off you are, and the more mind-f~~~ed they are.

You could achieve a very similar result by looking at the notice and starting to cry and scream as though you’ve just been showered with acid and attacked by a swarm of hornets. Really go off hysterically like they’ve just killed off your whole family or something. Then laugh later about the confused looks on their faces. This might be more upsetting to your kid, though.

Point is: don’t give them anything if you can. But if you must react, give them anything other than that snide feeling of superiority they want/expect. — > mind f~~~ them.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Anonymous 0]

Anonymous wrote:

dude…Monday…go buy a s~~~ load of multi colored sprinkle donuts and apologize. pop open 3 dozen donuts on the hood of their urban assault vehicles…sorry I was such a c~~~ ladies…it was my time of the month I guess, then walk away.

lolololol

oh yea, some full fat lattes too, or iced coffee with lots of hi test full fat cream. Get the gooooood stuff.

Smooth this s~~~ over. Donuts pastries some high carb dessert thing that the c~~~s will shove in their pie holes and put a couple pounds on their asses.

I love it. Plus the kids will be all hyper as s~~~, dropping sprinkles all over the f~~~ing SUV.

[bladeParticipant]

Ps . Dude they will write that down your episode and send it to be recorded at child safety and make it sound 10 times worse . Schools are a hive hotspot

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

BrainPilot wrote:

DYD,
I don’t have a kid, and I don’t have to deal with land whales like the ones you describe. So I can’t say for certain that I would have handled that situation any differently than you did. But I share some of the concern for you that’s been expressed here by other posters. With that said, I’d like to make this humble suggestion about how a different reaction might have resulted in a different outcome for you. Suppose that instead of losing your s~~~ and getting mad and screaming, you pick up the parking notice off your windshield, look at it and than start laughing, and then laughing harder and harder, like someone has just shown you a cop of the funniest f~~~ing thing you have ever seen in your life. You’re laughing so hard you can’t get the car door open. You’re laughing so hard you can’t get the key in the ignition. You start to get composure, but then you look up and see the bitch that left the notice on your wind shield and you start shaking your head side to side as if to say ‘no more.. I can’t take anymore’ but then you make eye contact with that bitch and just f~~~ing lose it laughing even harder than before… gasping for breath, tears on your face, hands on belly, which is starting to hurt. Then slowly drive away with your kid (who’ll be highly entertained weather you explain it to him or not). And as you do down the street past those idiots, you try to keep straight face and focus on the road… But you can’t help it. You look over at them, make eye contact again, and just bust loose laughing so hard that you have to get your kid to hold the wheel to keep car in your lane.

And that’s the memory of you, and the memory of themselves that they get to walk away from that situation with. They have doubts. You have entertainment. They have no ammunition to use, and no material to gossip about. You go to sleep grinning. They go to sleep growing… wondering what was wrong with them.

You may not be able to pull this off as I have described. Perhaps the best you can do is to treat the situation as though you do not see the parking notice at all, or the bitch who left it. The point is: the closer you come to reacting this way, the better off you are, and the more mind-f~~~ed they are.

You could achieve a very similar result by looking at the notice and starting to cry and scream as though you’ve just been showered with acid and attacked by a swarm of hornets. Really go off hysterically like they’ve just killed off your whole family or something. Then laugh later about the confused looks on their faces.

Point is: don’t give them anything if you can. But if you must react, give them anything other than that snide feeling of superiority they want/expect. –> mind f~~~ them.

I never thought of that at the time. I’m an idiot. My brain becomes engulfed with hatred and repulsion for most of the walking waste around me.

I know im prob the only guy here that would act like a raging psycho. Sigh…

[Anonymous 43]

the voice I hear when I read DYD

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

blade wrote:

Ps . Dude they will write that down your episode and send it to be recorded at child safety and make it sound 10 times worse . Schools are a hive hotspot

Good. F~~~ them. F~~~ them all.

[Anonymous 0]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

I know im prob the only guy here that would act like a raging psycho. Sigh…

I don’t know about that. I once told a guy to go f~~~ himself during church service. He p~~~ed me off pretty bad.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t know about that. I once told a guy to go f~~~ himself during church service. He p~~~ed me off pretty bad.

Lol what did he do?

[HitmanParticipant]

i could start a thread on the Power Of Doughnuts.
i have a friend who could charm the shirt off your back.
he walked in to the city hall where he lives,
needed some kind of title for something…
with a DOZEN DOUGHNUTS.
well, the office c~~~s did about two hours of work for free..
minus the price of the doughnuts.
..
moral is…
smooth things out .
for a box of doughnuts..
amazing deal !!!

[Anonymous 43]

no dude they are going to be waiting for you with tranq guns and trawler nets

like this s~~~

[Anonymous 0]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

YZF-R1 wrote:

I don’t know about that. I once told a guy to go f~~~ himself during church service. He p~~~ed me off pretty bad.

Lol what did he do?

Giving me s~~~ about riding my motorcycle on weekend trips and missing church. Motherf~~~er told my wife I was going to kill myself.

[Anonymous 1]

I’ve found a rare footage of DYD at his last job, food delivery. The office make a prank call, and when DYD get confronted by the c~~~ at the entrance of the office he f~~~ing loses it.

[bladeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

the voice I hear when I read DYD

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That aussie . Dyd lives in sheep f~~~er land new Zealand. This is kev and the new Zealand accent

It’s a aussie thing that we use to take the p~~~ out of kiwis about f~~~ing sheep . Lol . Dyd is in nz but a pommy . Shhhh bet he likes sheep now he’s been there for a bit and adapted to there ways . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[HitmanParticipant]

didn’t see that one coming math..
here’s an american version of our bro DYD losing it..

hahahaha!!!!
you got us all going DYD !!!
we love you bro..
no homo..

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

blade wrote:

It’s a aussie thing that we use to take the p~~~ out of kiwis about f~~~ing sheep . Lol . Dyd is in nz but a pommy . Shhhh bet he likes sheep now he’s been there for a bit and adapted to there ways . Lol

Lol.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Hitman wrote:

hahahaha!!!!
you got us all going DYD !!!
we love you bro..
no homo..

Haha great film, one of my faves. A fellow British friend and me quote it all the time.

[HitmanParticipant]

i have to return some video tapes..
hahhahaa!!!!

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Hitman wrote:

i have to return some video tapes..
hahhahaa!!!!

Lol.

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?

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