Difference between having sex with non virgin and a used fleshlight?

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Fleshlight doesn’t start farting two months into the relationship.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Fleshlight can be used as a silencer for my 40cal.

ok, I’ll go away.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[RhettParticipant 637]

Anonymous wrote:

A fleshlight wont ask..your wearing that shirt?

Dude you’re killing me! I was drinking my protein shake while I was reading this.

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[Anonymous 54]

Every one jump in!

[Anonymous 6]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

Fleshlight can be used as a silencer for my 40cal.

LMAO! Inventive 🙂

[Anonymous 1]

You can easily dispose of a fleshlight when you find an improved model.

[Anonymous 0]

A used fleshlight wont buy a cat.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Cap it tight then slightly unscrew it. Thrust, and air goes out. On the pull great duction is created. Loud as hell but amazing.
When done, cap it and stand on big end to drsin until am.
CLEANING…
CAUTION… ONLY DRY WITH A NEW NEVER BEEN USED TOWEL.
A firty towed will seed it with bacteria. Drink a gallon cranberry juice to feel better.
Take it all apart and anti b softsoap.
Then wiyh a bbq spray bottle.. 91 percent alcohol, sprsy both ends…nuke it.
Turn each end inside out to blot dry. Dry all parts and leave air dry.
Long slow sessions with no porn, just past women you f~~~ed is perfect.
Sleep like a baby.

Your a damn fleshlight Ninja!

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 1]

Stealthy gives you advice on how to f~~~ your fleshlight.

Your fleshlight doesn’t tell you to put the toilet seat down.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Anonymous wrote:

A fleshlight doesn’t want a ring on it.

a fleshlight will never ask for alimony.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Fleshlight can’t dial 911 or file a restraining order no matter how much you beat it up

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 1]

A fleshlight doesn’t moan that you always finish first.

A fleshlight never cares how many fleshlights you’ve f~~~ed.

Jesus, I should go to sleep.

[Anonymous 1]

A fleshlight doesn’t care that u came back from the bar, stinking of booze with lipstick on your c~~~.

[GrumpyParticipant]

A fleshlight doesn’t care if you respect it in the morning or not

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Grumpy wrote:

A fleshlight doesn’t care if you respect it in the morning or not

I respect that

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 1]

Your fleshlight doesn’t want you to meet its parents

[DwightDavidParticipant 859]

You don’t have to listen to a fleshlight complain about all the other bitchy fleshlights at its office.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Fleshlight doesn’t scream when you clean it out with a power washer.

You can clean a fleshlight.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Fleshlights don’t sync up their cycles with other fleshlights in its proximity

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 1]

When your fleshlight goes missing, its picture won’t wind up on the front of a milk carton.

Right thats it from me lol.

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