Difference between having sex with non virgin and a used fleshlight?

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

This post might go down in flames like my other s~~~ty one, but hey.

This grosses me out, but I’ve come to the conclusion that sharing a fleshlight might be safer.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[BalthazarParticipant 722]

well any infectious pathogens can be washed out of a fleshlight lol.

This body holding me is a reminder of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember, we are eternal and all this pain is an illusion.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

I don’t know about going down in flames because I seem to have the market cornered there. I think you bring up an excellent point that is I don’t think you can fit a woman in the dishwasher but you can sure put your fleshlight in there.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

This post might go down in flames like my other s~~~ty one, but hey.

Hey…

The difference between any woman and a fleshlight is — >> how much you have in the bank after you nut.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DwightDavidParticipant 859]

You don’t have to spend Saturday at IKEA with a fleshlight. Winner-fleshlight

[Anonymous 54]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

This post might go down in flames like my other s~~~ty one, but hey.

This grosses me out, but I’ve come to the conclusion that sharing a fleshlight might be safer.

Youre not a well Man!hah But you make sense! Thats exzactly what it is!! Oh Man you kill me!

[Anonymous 1]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

This post might go down in flames like my other s~~~ty one, but hey.

This grosses me out, but I’ve come to the conclusion that sharing a fleshlight might be safer.

Depsite the fact your comment made me gag a little, its technically correct ha.

I don’t own a fleshlight and probably never will, but yeah.. true.

[RhettParticipant 637]

1. I once dated a girl who turned into a raging bull after sex (True story), a fleshlight would never do that. Not even a used one.

2.The whore, aka non virgin will be demanding some sort of reparations and monetary compensation, the fleshlight will be happy in fulfilling it’s purpose.

3.Most importantly a used fleshlight is much more sanitary than these free bleeding c~~~s ever could be.

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Rhett wrote:

1. I once dated a girl who turned into a raging bull after sex (True story), a fleshlight would never do that. Not even a used one.
2.The whore, aka non virgin will be demanding some sort of reparations and monetary compensation, the fleshlight will be happy in fulfilling it’s purpose.
3.Most importantly a used fleshlight is much more sanitary than these free bleeding c~~~s ever could be.

I get it. I’m just amazed that we have been brainwashed into doing something that is truly disgusting if you break it down.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

The fleshlight doesn’t want to talk about the future after you’ve f~~~ed it.

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

Fleshlights don’t get yeast infections or bleed 5 days out of a month.

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

No one ever got accused of raping a fleshlight.

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

A fleshlight won’t f~~~ your best friend.

[chirParticipant]

Nathan’s on a roll. 🙂

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 54]

A fleshlight wont ask me where this relationship is going

[Anonymous 54]

A fleshlight wont ask..your wearing that shirt?

[Anonymous 6]

You can use a fleshlight instead of it using you.

[Anonymous 54]

Fleshlight wont have a headache

[Anonymous 1]

No one minds that their fleshlight only packs double A’s

A fleshligh doesn’t demand you cuddle it after.

A fleshlight doesn’t want a ring on it.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

You don’t have to use foreplay to get it wet.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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