Here’s a nifty quote from the actual article:
Today, I can say that our marriage is robust and joyful: full of laughter, occasional healthy bouts of contention, and above all, love. And the reason is that I’m in tune with Kate. I’ve learned to put her first; to think about her and what she needs. That’s hard to do all the time, but I’m getting better at it.
Yes, that’s hard to do all the time because it’s wildly unhealthy to do all the time, and sane people don’t expect that of other sane people. I don’t think about work all the time, and they f~~~ing pay me. My guess is Kate pays out, like a crappy fruit machine, with sex a few times a year and some desultorally (word?) cooked meals.
Sure, I’d enjoy having a slave also, and I’m sure Kate loves this right now. Who the f~~~ wouldn’t? Of course, Kate may eventually get tired of her blue-pilled simp mangina, and leave him, taking every dollar, to go ride the c~~~ carousel, but that’s far in the future, I’m sure. Weeks, even.
Another nifty quote:
In a study I did for Marriage Foundation, this time with Professor Spencer James of Brigham Young University, Utah, we found that two out of three couples who separated had reported one year earlier that they were happy.
Yes, that’s because women are f~~~ing crazy, Harry. One shouldn’t take them too seriously. Women who are perfectly happy can, when the hamster falls off the wheel, go completely and totally bonkers. As an article elsewhere on this web zone discusses, they can even, gleefully, laughing and joking with the undercover cop, attempt to have their husbands murdered. Silly women folk! Goodness only knows what they want. Well, Harry knows. They want a f~~~ing slave. That’s the secret!
Harry Benson has spent 20 years teaching couples how to have happy marriage
Can’t figure out the timing, since the article is in the Femail section of the Daily Mail, which was, when in print, awesome mostly for wrapping fish, and the Mail hasn’t bothered telling us a timeline here, or whether Harry has any professional qualifications whatsoever. But I read the article that Harry Benson has spent 20 years lying to people’s goddamn faces about how to have a happy marriage when he himself had an awful one. Anyone who personally knows psychologists or psychiatrists should probably not be shocked by this, but the Mail apparently is. An expert, lying about their supposed subject of expertise? Well, it was all to benefit wommeeenz in the end, so Harry Benson gets a pass for defrauding people for several decades.
Another fabulous quote:
When my wife Kate touches the side of her jaw, it’s because it aches. If she stands in a certain way, her sciatica is playing up. These days I notice these tiny inferences that she’s feeling under par.
I listen when she talks, making eye contact, whereas once I would have hidden behind my newspaper grunting intermittently, feigning interest.
Yes, Kate is the center of f~~~ing attention, and everyone should worship Kate and spend all f~~~ing day seeing how she’s touching her jaw, because despite the fact that Kate is the Queen of Brixton and the Inner Belt, Kate does not have the sense G-d gave a golden retriever, and Kate is incapable of saying to Harry that she hurts and needs apparently medical intervention that she is incapable of giving herself, or not walking to the bin, or something. F~~~ only knows. Harry Benson is in Blue Pill land, so clearly he has learned for his semiannual sexual intercourse, all Harry has to do is worship his wife and cater to her every whim, the way one would do to a terrorist in a hostage situation.
Which is what Harry apparently is living in on a daily basis, so let’s all say a prayer for Harry. There but for the Grace of G-d go us all.
His formula for fixing things is a simple one: ‘Happy wife, happy life’
He is now research director for Marriage Foundation
Because worshipping the Hive Mind pays off. Just look at the TED talks. Yes, folks, there’s money in indenture.
If Harry Benson blows his brains out one fine night (sorry, it’s Used To Be Britain, there are no guns). . . If Harry Benson wanders into a no-go zone one fine night to end his life, do you think we’ll get a follow-up article?
"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."
Masculine_Man 3 years ago.
