CPig's Stupid Female Request of the Day.

[Anonymous 11]

I’ll slink my way out of this some way.

My sister-in-law sent me an email trying to recruit me to help her arrange a cheap wedding for one of my nieces who surprisingly is not marrying a creep. She never was much of a slut but an artsy freak worst one in family. For some stupid reason, people come here to get married, and they want to do it. WTF????

#1) Participation would a very mangina like act
#2) Family politics and disordered sister-in-law in the mix here. My brother is a total mangina, but she is thrifty and can cook so it seems to work for them. I must be tactful.

I’ve got to deal with this bulls~~~ without starting a family war due to her yet not do it.

Women = BULLS~~~

[RedpillPrimateParticipant 1026]

I have a sister so I know how you feel. Thankfully, she’s not getting married any time soon. I know I’d just throw out red pills every where without even realizing it if I attended a wedding.

I’d just lie and tell them I have overtime at work and can’t make it/tell them I’m sick on the day it happens/travel to another country while the wedding is going on and tell them you couldn’t be there.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

I’d never attend any wedding.

I had various people invite me to those disturbing events including a lesbian coworker …

I never show up.

When people try to confront me or feel offended I just ignore them.

Monk

[Anonymous 11]

I’ll attend especially since I’ll only drive 7 miles max.

She wants me to find someone to help arrange. I don’t exactly hang in those circles if you know what I mean.

@meister: Sometimes I gotta play on the political side. You never know when I’ll be calling for a favor.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Advise your sister-in-law to have the happy couple schedule an appointment with the local Justice of the Peace for their nuptials. Cheap, no need for a family [s~~~] show off/up, meet for dinner afterward, well wishes all around, in bed by 10PM.

If she doesn’t like this plan, then you’ve done your part in helping with the planning. Not your problem if she doesn’t like the plan.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[IAmManParticipant 228]

Personally I don’t mind too much going to weddings. I do avoid receptions. it doesn’t put me in much of a bad mood and I usually feel quite jovial. yes there is the typical show of enslavement of man, but also I’m not the one getting married. The groom and bride almost always seem super happy so there no reason for me to cry them a river or get upset for them. Sure if the groom asked me id tell him to reconsider. Ignorance is bliss for him.
I do get to enjoy seeing some old buddies of mine when I show up to one. I avoid all girlies except for those married to my best friends. And then dash out of there. I usually even get to talk to a guy or two struggling with being lonely and that might be the only chance they’ll get. The world is so saturated with gynotocracy and I can survive that so an hour of a wedding isn’t bad for me. Plus I get another chance to wear my suit and I love that thing.
If it is someone I barely know then there are none of those reasons to go. But if it’s a close friend or family I get to have been there to share that experience. Sure I’ll remember it completely different than the groom but I find that funny. Can’t help if he’s being a dummy, he’s not my responsibility.

[Anonymous 11]

@SW: A justice of the peace and rent a room for a cheap reception. I’ll bring my own flask of whiskey. Our Catholic weddings are funner though.

I do like it.

[HitmanParticipant]

i was recently asked to be a groomsman for a very good friend.
he knows my tale of woe..
iv’e told him all about the statistics regarding divorce.
he’s STILL gonna do it and i really don’t want to say no to him.
on the plus side, the reception will be an asian FEAST !!!
so, i’ll go ..poor guy really believes it will work for him.
time will tell.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Participation would a very mangina like act

Forgive me C-PIg for I have sinned.
NOTHING you will do will be as bad as what I did.

17 years ago – sit down before you fall down – I SANG at my brother’s wedding.
“All I ask of you” from The Phantom of the Opera. Just two verses, but still.

FYI, The Phantom doesn’t even sing it. It the beta (Vicomte De Chagny) who can’t have her who sings it. The lyrics are practically BEGGING for whatever scraps of affection she will give him, while she diddles herself and fantasizes about getting banged by the Phantom (bad boy) in the basement- who she met for the first time (and was seduced by) just before that.

You can all have my MGTOW card, I am so ashamed.

( *takes a hit of Jack Daniels* )

To make it worse, for the entire half day, I agreed to running around behind them with a video camera capturing every greeting, every teardrop, every emotional masturbation, the dance, the cake, the meal, I shot it like Stephen Spielberg just so the bride could masturbate to it for the rest of her life…….

… and when they finally closed the door to the limo on the way to the honeymoon, I realized I had been slimed.

NEVER AGAIN did I LOWER myself to such a phenomenal depth, and shatter my own self-image so tragically. I felt disgusting during all of it. Even then.

But I did it for my brother.

I could have done something better for him and stopped the wedding entirely, but… he deserves it. He DESERVES to be married with a controlling c~~~ wife. This is the same one I told you about who tried to give me s~~~ because I didn’t sent flowers when she popped the first kid. That’s right. You heard me: Because I didn’t congratulate them on having sex without a condom.

He tried to give me s~~~ for that, but I told him “YOU married her. YOU have to listen to her. I don’t.” and we didn’t speak for 4 years. Even when I stretched out my hand to them at Christmas, we didn’t SPEAK for 4 years. I almost preferred it that way. These f~~~wits are the same people who never once celebrated any of my life choices – or congratulated me on my accomplishments with some ridiculous overture.

So the moral of the story is, you can nance around with a video camera, play good-little-doggy, give them everything , do EXACTLY what they want, and it won’t make any f~~~ing difference. The “points” I earned at their wedding were entirely worthless, it counted for nothing, and if you don’t continue to be a sniveling little mangina for the rest of your life, they will f~~~ing hate you.

LET them hate you. And ENJOY it.

Thank you Gentlemen. This talk helped.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Thank you Gentlemen. This talk helped.

That is what MGTOW.com is for.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Our Catholic weddings are funner though.

You omitted that little detail at the onset. Yes, they are a lot of fun. Saving time, money, and dignity [Sorry KM] are also fun.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ll attend especially since I’ll only drive 7 miles max.

She wants me to find someone to help arrange. I don’t exactly hang in those circles if you know what I mean.

@meister: Sometimes I gotta play on the political side. You never know when I’ll be calling for a favor.

As keymaster has explained: that’s not how this works

They will not be prone to do you any favors in the future.
They will just expect more favors from you.

Give an inch and they’ll demand a mile later …

I would not attend a wedding if it were in my own living room.
Makes me nauseated just thinking about it.

Anonymous wrote:

@SW: A justice of the peace and rent a room for a cheap reception. I’ll bring my own flask of whiskey. Our Catholic weddings are funner though.

I do like it.

of course if you like it, then go there!

Monk

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Meister wrote:

As keymaster has explained: that’s not how this works

They will not be prone to do you any favors in the future.
They will just expect more favors from you.

^^^ He’s right.

Meister wrote:

I would not attend a wedding if it were in my own living room.
Makes me nauseated just thinking about it.

Bravo Maestro.

My own brothers’ wedding was the second-last wedding I ever went to. The last was a good friend’s (9 years ago). He flopped sweat so badly during his vows, the best man had run and get him a towel. Not joking. I have a photo. He looks like he’s about to pass out. Everyone laughed and thought it was “cute”. But no man should ever marry a woman who HATES him enough to actually let him go through with it. The c~~~ standing next to him, saw him freaking out. But she didn’t care. She wasn’t even the one who went to get the towel. It was a TOWEL. Not a tissue. A TOWEL.

F~~~ weddings. Right in the ass. Dry.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

no man should ever marry a woman who HATES him enough to actually let him go through with it.

that says it all.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

There’s only one thing you need ask yourself when it comes to attending a wedding or not: Will there be an open bar?

Anonymous wrote:

My sister-in-law sent me an email trying to recruit me to help her arrange a cheap wedding

Tell them you don’t know a f~~~ing thing about weddings. Why are they even asking you?

[HitmanParticipant]

[HitmanParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

sidecar

Participant
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There’s only one thing you need ask yourself when it comes to attending a wedding or not: Will there be an open bar?

you got that s~~~ right !

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

The lyrics are practically BEGGING for whatever scraps of affection she will give him, while she diddles herself and fantasizes about getting banged by the Phantom (bad boy) in the basement- who she met for the first time (and was seduced by) just before that.

<THUMP> the back of MG-Tower’s head just hit the floor, he’s down for the count, 1 ,,,2,,,,3,,,,4,,,,5,,,,6,,,,7,,,,8,,,,9,,,,10 HE’S OUT!

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

I was usher at two weddings in my life with most recent about ten years ago; I still have occasional reoccurring nightmares. I know exactly why I’m still suffering a form of ptsd from my Cousin’s wedding … it’s just difficult to explain in a brief paragraph. It was one hundred degrees in the shade and the Aunt of the bride walked up to us three ushers and started yelling at us for seating some of her relatives in wrong spot. The bride was openly crying up until the ceremony began because something she claimed she wanted for the ceremony hadn’t been done. Something about the gazeebo. The brides father was an auctioneer and was walking around the grounds with his wooden round handled auctioneer cattle cane and swinging it in all directions giving us orders like we were his employees. The poor minister was standing in his robe with us in the hot sun waiting for the ceremony to begin and was actually dripping sweat from his brow. At the rehearsal dinner I was sitting at center of table and when they passed food from both ends all I got was empty bowls. They actually had to take my plate into kitchen and find me some left overs. When the ushers and groomsmen went to pick up tuxedos we drove in two vehicles, one car was mine .. it was road construction for many miles to tuxedo store so we had to drive on large course gravel roads and also fresh tar the rest of the way. I had a room booked at a motel. When I got there a mixup had taken my room. There were no other motel room available anywhere in town so I ended up with a converted storage room in the motel with a fold down wall mounted bed. This was the room where all the employees went to smoke so everything smelled. It had an old tv in the corner that didn’t even work.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

CPig,
Sometimes we have to do things for family that are “unpleasant”.
I would say smile, be pleasant, don’t say too much, have a few drinks, and get out.
Good luck.

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