Billy Joel Dead

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

More dung than beetle, I’d say, Colon Cancer.

I will give you a star for that you prat, although you will be receiving many stars(and scars) when we have our boxing match in April.

Your threats have long since become more than boring, you foolish amoeba. Go crawl up inside a dead cow and remain there for the rest of your pathetic, meaningless life.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

More dung than beetle, I’d say, Colon Cancer.

I will give you a star for that you prat, although you will be receiving many stars(and scars) when we have our boxing match in April.

Your threats have long since become more than boring, you foolish amoeba. Go crawl up inside a dead cow and remain there for the rest of your pathetic, meaningless life.

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

More dung than beetle, I’d say, Colon Cancer.

I will give you a star for that you prat, although you will be receiving many stars(and scars) when we have our boxing match in April.

Your threats have long since become more than boring, you foolish amoeba. Go crawl up inside a dead cow and remain there for the rest of your pathetic, meaningless life.

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

More dung than beetle, I’d say, Colon Cancer.

I will give you a star for that you prat, although you will be receiving many stars(and scars) when we have our boxing match in April.

Your threats have long since become more than boring, you foolish amoeba. Go crawl up inside a dead cow and remain there for the rest of your pathetic, meaningless life.

I’ll crawl up your ex-wife’s cleft then.

“In the pink corner, weighing an unprecedented off the scales 350lb of congealed spicy spaghetti squash, it’s Hermit the absolute Tit”…..

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

I think pudding might be one of the few dishes that is actually authentically English. Black pudding, Steak and kidney pudding, sticky toffee pudding, Spotted dick, christmas pudding … we like chocolate pudding too. All solid stodgy stuff, preferably with suet. All on my old school’s dinner menu at least once a fortnight (except Christmas pudding).

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I think pudding might be one of the few dishes that is actually authentically English. Black pudding, Steak and kidney pudding, sticky toffee pudding, Spotted dick, christmas pudding … we like chocolate pudding too. All solid stodgy stuff, preferably with suet. All on my old school’s dinner menu at least once a fortnight (except Christmas pudding).

As my ex-wife’s bull used to say, “Pudd Pudd is Gud Gud”

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

Did he own a corner shop?

Couldn’t resist it, just sounded like the right accent for a true British type that owns a corner shop and has the most popular surname in Britain today…

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Did he own a corner shop?

Yes, as a matter of fact he did.

“Hardeep’s Handy store”

Oh, how I used to joke and say he was hard and deep inside a randy whore!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I can’t wait. Forget the “Thriller in Manilla”, this will be,

“The Kansas canvas”

Get it Worm you microbe.

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

Was she open all hours then?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Was she open all hours then?

Just until legs eleven.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Listening to Joy Division’s “New Dawn Fades. What a bassline!

It’s nearly 10pm. Time for cameltoe and crime.

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

If you are not in bed by 11 come home

As the single mother said to her daughter

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

If you are not in bed by 11 come home

Depends what type of decadent c*nt is shuffling around.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

If you are not in bed by 11 come home
As the single mother said to her daughter

Oh how I know having married one!

Textbook stuff. She is with an older beta-male, having had two sprogs with two different men. Neither her two ex-husbands.

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

You dodged a bullet there mate. She might have stayed with you had Hardip not seduced her with his eastern promise… You got lucky there, well done.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

Its been fun trading British popular culture references but I am off to bed now. Got to get up at 6 as usual. See you guys.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Dream lucid Mr Branch.
Speak on the morrow.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

You dodged a bullet there mate. She might have stayed with you had Hardip not seduced her with his eastern promise… You got lucky there, well done.

Well, she was blonde!

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

If you are not in bed by 11 come home
As the single mother said to her daughter

That one I really liked.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Dream lucid Mr Branch.Speak on the morrow.

I think lucid dreaming is one of the most pleasurable things in life. At times I can control my dreams so easily, it seems like magic. Once I can tell that I’m dreaming, one of the first things I do is fly. It’s a wonderful, magnificent experience. I wish I could dream lucid anytime at will.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Dream lucid Mr Branch.Speak on the morrow.

I think lucid dreaming is one of the most pleasurable things in life. At times I can control my dreams so easily, it seems like magic. Once I can tell that I’m dreaming, one of the first things I do is fly. It’s a wonderful, magnificent experience. I wish I could dream lucid anytime at will.

I agree. The best are when you wake up, then go back to sleep whilst carrying on the scenario.

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