Billy Joel Dead

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

SUCK BROWN GIRL

Suck brown girl
She’s been livid in her suck brown world
I bet she never met a bareback guy
I bet her pimp never told why

I’m gonna make that suck brown girl cry
I’m gonna try
She’s been livid in her white dread world
As long as anyone with blood from the hood can
And now she’s sucking a dark brown man
That’s not what I am

And when she knows what
She wants for her dime
And when she puts on her make-up
And gobbles that man slime

She’ll see they’re not so tough
Just because
I’m in love with a suck brown girl
You know I’ve seen her in her suck brown world
She’s getting tired of her black rubber toys
And her present suck brown boys
She’s got a choice

Suck brown girl
You know I can’t afford to tie you up in curls
But maybe when my Dick goes in
She’ll understand what kind of girls I’ve been with
And then yet again I’ll sin

And when she’s fu*king
Bareback behind
And when she’s sucking
It’s business time

She’ll say I’m so rough
Just because
I’m in love
With an suck brown girl

Suck brown girl
She’s gonna be my girl
You know I’m in love
With a suck brown girl’

She’s gonna be
My suck brown girl
My suck brown girl
You know
My suck brown girl……

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I fvcked a hot, snow white, petite blond, 30 year old when I was 23. We had a thing going for a few months when we both worked at Dicks Sporting Goods. She had 3 illegit children with a black guy, and his family had custody! This chick was so BPD it was unreal.

In fact thats how I know the BPD rants here are all exactly true, because of her. She would get BLASTED on Vodka and try to get me to hit her after starting some imaginary fight.

Theyre the craziest ones, them blond, blue eyed short petite girls who will ride your c0kc like a stripper but she is pure, undiluted, insanity

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Dude, don’t scare me like that! I remember when I heard someone said Michael Jackson is dead, and it turned out it was true. You made my heart skip a beat with that title. I had to go check his website.

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

I hope this is just you having fun Colin and you are not getting into crack hoes again. I do worry about the whores snagging you.

I had the most bizzare experience when Micheal Jackson died. I had been up country in Africa with no TV and was one of the few people who had not heard. I was walking down the street in a capital city and a camera crew jumped out on me and asked me what I thought about his death. “Is this a prank” was my first thought” then I thought “That means one less strange rich perv out there” but I was in a street of black faces and had no doubt been pounced on because I was white and might just say something like that so I said “Its hard to believe. I guess now he is dead they can concentrate on his music not his legal troubles”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[DocParticipant]

Sandals wrote:

Dude, don’t scare me like that! I remember when I heard someone said Michael Jackson is dead, and it turned out it was true. You made my heart skip a beat with that title. I had to go check his website.

Same here. I was about to call a local radio station to see if they knew more. Ha ha

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I fvcked a hot, snow white, petite blond, 30 year old when I was 23. We had a thing going for a few months when we both worked at Dicks Sporting Goods. She had 3 illegit children with a black guy, and his family had custody! This chick was so BPD it was unreal.
In fact thats how I know the BPD rants here are all exactly true, because of her. She would get BLASTED on Vodka and try to get me to hit her after starting some imaginary fight.
Theyre the craziest ones, them blond, blue eyed short petite girls who will ride your c0kc like a stripper but she is pure, undiluted, insanity

“Dicks sporting goods!” Where did you work before that, Fannies Equestrian centre?
Yeah, I have a 21 young blonde engaging with me. Last we spoke, she was telling me she doesn’t get on with her stepdad and that evening with going to try pole dancing keep fit.
Yes, won’t long before I’m giving her my dong….I won’t be wrong.

Keep scooping out the little Abdul’s matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I fvcked a hot, snow white, petite blond, 30 year old when I was 23. We had a thing going for a few months when we both worked at Dicks Sporting Goods. She had 3 illegit children with a black guy, and his family had custody! This chick was so BPD it was unreal.
In fact thats how I know the BPD rants here are all exactly true, because of her. She would get BLASTED on Vodka and try to get me to hit her after starting some imaginary fight.
Theyre the craziest ones, them blond, blue eyed short petite girls who will ride your c0kc like a stripper but she is pure, undiluted, insanity

“Dicks sporting goods!” Where did you work before that, Fannies Equestrian centre?
Yeah, I have a 21 young blonde engaging with me. Last we spoke, she was telling me she doesn’t get on with her stepdad and that evening with going to try pole dancing keep fit.
Yes, won’t long before I’m giving her my dong….I won’t be wrong.

Keep scooping out the little Abdul’s matey!

Sandals wrote:

Dude, don’t scare me like that! I remember when I heard someone said Michael Jackson is dead, and it turned out it was true. You made my heart skip a beat with that title. I had to go check his website.

Sandals, you be glad to know Willy Joel is not yet in the hole…..but he is old(and probably bald).

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I hope this is just you having fun Colin and you are not getting into crack hoes again. I do worry about the whores snagging you.
I had the most bizzare experience when Micheal Jackson died. I had been up country in Africa with no TV and was one of the few people who had not heard. I was walking down the street in a capital city and a camera crew jumped out on me and asked me what I thought about his death. “Is this a prank” was my first thought” then I thought “That means one less strange rich perv out there” but I was in a street of black faces and had no doubt been pounced on because I was white and might just say something like that so I said “Its hard to believe. I guess now he is dead they can concentrate on his music not his legal troubles”

New avenue by writing alternate lyrics of famous songs.
They ARE trying so desperately to suck(excuse the pun) me in, but alas to no avail.

May write a Michael Jackson one. Any suggestions?

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

I think Micheal Jackson is a good target.

I do wonder about Thriller with “Bender” substituted. There are so many possibilities about scary things that lurk in graveyards and other public spaces in the dark. Then again old Micheal was quite scary in a lot of other settings too. He was living proof of how the rules do not apply to cool people, (particularly those who transition to the highest for of life -white woman)

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I think Micheal Jackson is a good target.
I do wonder about Thriller with “Bender” substituted. There are so many possibilities about scary things that lurk in graveyards and other public spaces in the dark. Then again old Micheal was quite scary in a lot of other settings too. He was living proof of how the rules do not apply to cool people, (particularly those who transition to the highest for of life -white woman)

I was thinking “Beat it”. Masturbation one. Beat you’re meat an all that.

I’ll maul one over and try and do it on the morrow.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I think Micheal Jackson is a good target.I do wonder about Thriller with “Bender” substituted. There are so many possibilities about scary things that lurk in graveyards and other public spaces in the dark. Then again old Micheal was quite scary in a lot of other settings too. He was living proof of how the rules do not apply to cool people, (particularly those who transition to the highest for of life -white woman)

I was thinking “Beat it”. Masturbation one. Beat you’re meat an all that.
I’ll maul one over and try and do it on the morrow.

Speak proper English, you imbecile. The phrase is “…..mull it over…”, not “maul”. Quit being so damn stupid…….and don’t try to say that it was some sort of play on words, liar. As much as you use a thesaurus to attempt to appear intelligent, I’d think you’d be more careful, but then you have old, rotten, used prophylactics for brains.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I think Micheal Jackson is a good target.I do wonder about Thriller with “Bender” substituted. There are so many possibilities about scary things that lurk in graveyards and other public spaces in the dark. Then again old Micheal was quite scary in a lot of other settings too. He was living proof of how the rules do not apply to cool people, (particularly those who transition to the highest for of life -white woman)

I was thinking “Beat it”. Masturbation one. Beat you’re meat an all that.I’ll maul one over and try and do it on the morrow.

Speak proper English, you imbecile. The phrase is “…..mull it over…”, not “maul”. Quit being so damn stupid…….and don’t try to say that it was some sort of play on words, liar. As much as you use a thesaurus to attempt to appear intelligent, I’d think you’d be more careful, but then you have old, rotten, used prophylactics for brains.

You’d know all about “mull” wouldn’t you, you alcoholic nosed lactating old bastard.
Play on turds as algays di*khead!

I will be writing a new Alice Cooper song.
Keep those colossal alcoholic ears to the grindstone.

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

Yeah Colin Beat it is good.

Hermit, Colin does maul songs. He rips the guts out of popular songs and inserts obscenity.
On an unrealted topic, the state of Pennsylvania Game commission sent me my hunter education card today all the way from the US of A. Its the first semi official thing I have ever received from your country. Came very promptly. Impressive. I only registered with the program on Christmas eve. I hate to think how long it would have taken anything vaguely similar to come to you from our country. You would probably be phoning up in a couple of months too be told “Computer says no”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I think Micheal Jackson is a good target.I do wonder about Thriller with “Bender” substituted. There are so many possibilities about scary things that lurk in graveyards and other public spaces in the dark. Then again old Micheal was quite scary in a lot of other settings too. He was living proof of how the rules do not apply to cool people, (particularly those who transition to the highest for of life -white woman)

I was thinking “Beat it”. Masturbation one. Beat you’re meat an all that.I’ll maul one over and try and do it on the morrow.

Speak proper English, you imbecile. The phrase is “…..mull it over…”, not “maul”. Quit being so damn stupid…….and don’t try to say that it was some sort of play on words, liar. As much as you use a thesaurus to attempt to appear intelligent, I’d think you’d be more careful, but then you have old, rotten, used prophylactics for brains.

You’d know all about “mull” wouldn’t you, you alcoholic nosed lactating old bastard.Play on turds as algays di*khead!
I will be writing a new Alice Cooper song.Keep those colossal alcoholic ears to the grindstone.

Get a fukkin’ Scooby, you dumb schit headed bastard. Quit makin’ an ass of yourself.

Geez, you were sometimes acting almost human two weeks ago, but without me to keep you in line, you’ve regressed back to your old, pathetic, nasty self.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10924]

It is not to say, however, that I do not approve of Colin mauling songs. Some of them deserve it.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

It is not to say, however, that I do not approve of Colin mauling songs. Some of them deserve it.

This might be the theme until we depart from this site….or maybe not.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I think Micheal Jackson is a good target.I do wonder about Thriller with “Bender” substituted. There are so many possibilities about scary things that lurk in graveyards and other public spaces in the dark. Then again old Micheal was quite scary in a lot of other settings too. He was living proof of how the rules do not apply to cool people, (particularly those who transition to the highest for of life -white woman)

I was thinking “Beat it”. Masturbation one. Beat you’re meat an all that.I’ll maul one over and try and do it on the morrow.

Speak proper English, you imbecile. The phrase is “…..mull it over…”, not “maul”. Quit being so damn stupid…….and don’t try to say that it was some sort of play on words, liar. As much as you use a thesaurus to attempt to appear intelligent, I’d think you’d be more careful, but then you have old, rotten, used prophylactics for brains.

You’d know all about “mull” wouldn’t you, you alcoholic nosed lactating old bastard.Play on turds as algays di*khead!I will be writing a new Alice Cooper song.Keep those colossal alcoholic ears to the grindstone.

Get a fukkin’ Scooby, you dumb schit headed bastard. Quit makin’ an ass of yourself.
Geez, you were sometimes acting almost human two weeks ago, but without me to keep you in line, you’ve regressed back to your old, pathetic, nasty self.

Who said I’m human anyway?
I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

I’m gonna rip Mr Poopers songs apart.

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Yeah Colin Beat it is good.
Hermit, Colin does maul songs. He rips the guts out of popular songs and inserts obscenity.On an unrealted topic, the state of Pennsylvania Game commission sent me my hunter education card today all the way from the US of A. Its the first semi official thing I have ever received from your country. Came very promptly. Impressive. I only registered with the program on Christmas eve. I hate to think how long it would have taken anything vaguely similar to come to you from our country. You would probably be phoning up in a couple of months too be told “Computer says no”

Good, I’m glad they were quick to help you out with that. The only thing I’ve ever received from England are parcels through the post that a couple of English friends sent me. Mostly “tea” related items…….loose leaf Earl Grey, tea pots, tea cozies……..and some strange English food, one of them being “spotted dick”. Of course just a canned version, but not too bad of a pudding. The only pudding we have over here is chocolate pudding. LOL

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

More dung than beetle, I’d say, Colon Cancer.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m actually 70% Dung-beetle.

More dung than beetle, I’d say, Colon Cancer.

I will give you a star for that you prat, although you will be receiving many stars(and scars) when we have our boxing match in April.

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