Any cool ideas on how to deal with people telling me, "You're too negative"?

[Chris BurnettParticipant 122]

My friends have noticed that I never suggest that they get married or go for a relationship. They ask why I don’t but others do. I tell them misery loves company. Married people are always asking me when my wife and I are having kids. I just laugh. Lately, I must admit that I’m laughing a little too hard now. Kids……Hell to the no squared!!

I like math, see: the cost of raising a child > child support payment$ = A bitch getting hit in the face with a reality brick!!

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

Text back: GFYS!

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Tell them you need to complete your bucket list before settling down…If they can cough up the dough to complete all your bucket list then you would consider being with a woman…LOL…

If they want to meddle with your life, then they might as well pay you for it…Otherwise, stop because the consequences of following their decisions is your responsibility…Bad deal…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

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