Adam And The Underpants

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Don’t forget Worm lives near the swamps. All that damp has muddled his cerebellum.We will have to buy him a stitched blanket for Christmas.

Swamps are in the south, you blathering wretch. No snow and ice down there with the alligators.I have already put the warm blanket on the bed for the season with a somewhat decent quilt on top of that. Also put the sandbags in the bed of the truck for better traction in the snow. Did that just yesterday and glad I did.

I don’t know(nor care) what kind of windswept tumbleweed ridden tin-pot place you reside in, you bag of bones.
I hope it’s a cold blistery one for you. All that Thermogenesis will help you lose that incredible girth you have protruding from you’re trousers(sorry Dickhead, PANTS!).

I know what trousers are, Cancer Cokc Licker. You needn’t continue explaining.

I’m curious as to what kind of winter we will have. The summer was mild and extremely wet with more rain than I’ve ever seen in the season. Could be a cold, icy winter. I hope no more ice, but it can snow all it wants. I usually keep my cupboard filled. If I have to, I can live on Spam and Rice-a-Roni and macaroni and tomato juice. Oh, also keep stocked up on Raman Noodles just in case the Spam and macaroni run out.

Oh, forgot about the tins of Kippers. (Tins means cans, Colon Cancer.)

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Ya, last year I was big into riding my Gravel Bike. One day, we had a 20mph wind from the North and it was -7 Celsius … and for some reason I thought I would ride my bike 20 miles the long way into work. I was lucky that I got away with 2 days bedrest and over the counter FluCold Tylenol … anyone less strong would have been in the damn hospital with pneumonia.

I dont ride my bike below 48F (8.8 C) … the main reason being that my penis gets REALLY COLD due to the wind. I know that sounds ridiculous but the wind cuts through the shorts and freezes the lil guy. LOL. I even tried wearing 2 pairs of undies but it still got SO COLD that it was a constant aching. I could not ride comfortably. ‘

Thats when I decided that riding a bicycle in the cold is retarded, just go a for a JOG or RUN instead… or better yet, the guys on this forum that hate running, they just hit the gym or the rowing machine…

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I’m sorry you malformed ?, I should’ve explained what “Thermogenesis” means. You only being an orifice worker an all.

No wonder you’re shaped like a marshmallow, where’s the fruit/veg and quality proteins/fats?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

The kind of cold that blew into Dallas last night. Its funny because that only happens like maybe once or twice a year. These people arent ready for it! Its not like Chicago or Indiana where they have winter gear. Like Hermit said, he keeps sandbags in the back of his truck in case he gets stuck in the snow. No one in Texas would think to do that. We wear shorts 9 months a year. So when Jack Frost blows in, people go into pussymode FAST! LOL. The streets are abandoned like a plague hit.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Ya, last year I was big into riding my Gravel Bike. One day, we had a 20mph wind from the North and it was -7 Celsius … and for some reason I thought I would ride my bike 20 miles the long way into work. I was lucky that I got away with 2 days bedrest and over the counter FluCold Tylenol … anyone less strong would have been in the damn hospital with pneumonia.
I dont ride my bike below 48F (8.8 C) … the main reason being that my penis gets REALLY COLD due to the wind. I know that sounds ridiculous but the wind cuts through the shorts and freezes the lil guy. LOL. I even tried wearing 2 pairs of undies but it still got SO COLD that it was a constant aching. I could not ride comfortably. ‘
Thats when I decided that riding a bicycle in the cold is retarded, just go a for a JOG or RUN instead… or better yet, the guys on this forum that hate running, they just hit the gym or the rowing machine…

Here in blighty, the weather fluctuates more than Herms bodyweight. That’s largely the cause of illness I find.
Getting colder now in Middle England. Less of those two-legged monstrosities stumbling around.
I have a rowing machine. Great bit of kit. Very popular here(and the US).

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

The kind of cold that blew into Dallas last night. Its funny because that only happens like maybe once or twice a year. These people arent ready for it! Its not like Chicago or Indiana where they have winter gear. Like Hermit said, he keeps sandbags in the back of his truck in case he gets stuck in the snow. No one in Texas would think to do that. We wear shorts 9 months a year. So when Jack Frost blows in, people go into pussymode FAST! LOL. The streets are abandoned like a plague hit.

Have you been to Austin? I’ve heard it’s a cess-pool.

I hope we have the coldest winter on record. Kill off these old f*cks that keeping voting for Brexit!(joking).

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m sorry you malformed ?, I should’ve explained what “Thermogenesis” means. You only being an orifice worker an all.
No wonder you’re shaped like a marshmallow, where’s the fruit/veg and quality proteins/fats?

If you were but a fraction as intelligent as you pretend to be, you may be considered at least at the level of functional retardation.

I forget, did you say that you weren’t much of a drinker? Do you not imbibe many spirits?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

You imbred anglo saxons have it pretty rough up at the North Pole Angland. You and Branched Off cant bathe in the river this time of year so your collar turns yellow, poor wretches. Wearing the same sperm-crusted briefs for weeks on end, socks so stinky that even mice refuse to dwell in your abode. Not much has changed on that island since the 1500s… same old serfs bartering for cabbage, pretending to be world leaders…

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m sorry you malformed ?, I should’ve explained what “Thermogenesis” means. You only being an orifice worker an all.No wonder you’re shaped like a marshmallow, where’s the fruit/veg and quality proteins/fats?

If you were but a fraction as intelligent as you pretend to be, you may be considered at least at the level of functional retardation.
I forget, did you say that you weren’t much of a drinker? Do you not imbibe many spirits?[/quote

No, cause I don’t want a memory like yours.

I don’t drink spirits at home. Mainly ale.
I used to drink Whisky straight when I went nightclubbing, but it was sending me crazy.
Did have a straight short actually three weeks ago at a friends, but couldn’t have anymore as I was driving.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

You imbred anglo saxons have it pretty rough up at the North Pole Angland. You and Branched Off cant bathe in the river this time of year so your collar turns yellow, poor wretches. Wearing the same sperm-crusted briefs for weeks on end, socks so stinky that even mice refuse to dwell in your abode. Not much has changed on that island since the 1500s… same old serfs bartering for cabbage, pretending to be world leaders…
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Tis true, but at least we win wars….and had the biggest empire the world has ever seen!

Even though I was born on this cabbage-patched island, I am really Celtic and Norse. Svensk Makt!!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

All the same my boy, you’re all God’s Kids in Britton.
When Old Saint Nick comes whisking thru the night, just hang your stockings up and he will give you some fresh chocolate almonds.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

All the same my boy, you’re all God’s Kids in Britton.When Old Saint Nick comes whisking thru the night, just hang your stockings up and he will give you some fresh chocolate almonds.

He ain’t my bloody Saint! Those Mary idolaters!

Yes, there will be a few cheery(or should that be dreary) poems composed during the Christ-Mass period.

“Snappy New Year”
“Saint Dick”
“The last mince pie the Queen has ever seen”

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

The weather can do what it likes until the election, then we need nice mild weather for all the old folk to come out and make sure we get our Brexit. I hope the election inserts a large pole in liberal anuses.

It was quite bitter today in the wind too. Sawdust flew 20 yards. Rain held off though. I kept looking at the weather on a radar map and it was just doing its usual thing dumping on the sheep shaggers. It didn’t want to cross the border.

Colorado sounds a bit like London when it snows. A few years ago even the trains stopped working because they said it was the “wrong kind of snow”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Men often chat about the weather but you know what? Weather is pretty interesting!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

The weather can do what it likes until the election, then we need nice mild weather for all the old folk to come out and make sure we get our Brexit. I hope the election inserts a large pole in liberal anuses.
It was quite bitter today in the wind too. Sawdust flew 20 yards. Rain held off though. I kept looking at the weather on a radar map and it was just doing its usual thing dumping on the sheep shaggers. It didn’t want to cross the border.
Colorado sounds a bit like London when it snows. A few years ago even the trains stopped working because they said it was the “wrong kind of snow”

Come on, give us a clue.
Either Gloucestershire or Bristol(old Avon).
Or perhaps you reside on Lundy Island.

My shire begins with a W.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Men often chat about the weather but you know what? Weather is pretty interesting!

“HAVE A NICE DAY!”

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, cause I don’t want a memory like yours.
I don’t drink spirits at home. Mainly ale.I used to drink Whisky straight when I went nightclubbing, but it was sending me crazy.Did have a straight short actually three weeks ago at a friends, but couldn’t have anymore as I was driving.

I’ll have a bourbon every now and then, but I don’t care much for whiskey. As you know, gin is my favorite drink. May have a bourbon this evening however, with the freezing temps and howling winds outside.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, cause I don’t want a memory like yours.I don’t drink spirits at home. Mainly ale.I used to drink Whisky straight when I went nightclubbing, but it was sending me crazy.Did have a straight short actually three weeks ago at a friends, but couldn’t have anymore as I was driving.

I’ll have a bourbon every now and then, but I don’t care much for whiskey. As you know, gin is my favorite drink. May have a bourbon this evening however, with the freezing temps and howling winds outside.

I love me a good Whisky. Gin is for girls.

I like a dark rum as well.

Tried a ale a few weeks ago called “Doone” Beautiful stuff!

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

I have been to all of those places Colin. Climbed a new route on the Lundy cliffs once in the days when I used to play those games. Worked in Gloucester last week. Used to frequent a house of ill repute in Bristol (before I decided I liked saving my money better).

Regarding St Nicholas, I was really proud the other day when one of may daughters’ mothers (told me with some horror that our daughter’s class teacher had taken her aside and said that our daughter (a bit of a girlie swot this one) had upset a class mate by telling them that “father Christmas is dead. He died a long time ago. He came from Turkey anyway”. I am educating the next generation you see. No more of this Coca Cola man santaclaus who lives in lapland and drives reindeer and no more of this desert god either if I can help it.

That bottom picture Gravel looks likely to only excite a small portion of the British population -the ones who live west of Offas’ Dyke.

All this talk of whiskey makes me think, tomorrow I am going to have a havanna cigar and a small glass of good malt whiskey given me by an old pal. I have no work tomorrow and I shot 3 deer in ten seconds last weekend and have yet to celebrate. (I was too busy will all the butchery!) That North wind was awesome. It let me ambush a group coming down a trail out of a natural funnel to an area of shelter just as I predicted.

I don’t drink Gin these days (it makes me more maudlin than normal) but I do make Sloe gin, also making sloe Bourbon this year on the suggestion of a pal who is in the booze trade. He gave me a bottle of cheap Bourbon to try. Made me feel sorry for you boys in America. You don’t have a lot of adult drinks. You want to try an Islay malt for example.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I have been to all of those places Colin. Climbed a new route on the Lundy cliffs once in the days when I used to play those games. Worked in Gloucester last week. Used to frequent a house of ill repute in Bristol (before I decided I liked saving my money better).
Regarding St Nicholas, I was really proud the other day when one of may daughters’ mothers (told me with some horror that our daughter’s class teacher had taken her aside and said that our daughter (a bit of a girlie swot this one) had upset a class mate by telling them that “father Christmas is dead. He died a long time ago. He came from Turkey anyway”. I am educating the next generation you see. No more of this Coca Cola man santaclaus who lives in lapland and drives reindeer and no more of this desert god either if I can help it.
That bottom picture Gravel looks likely to only excite a small portion of the British population -the ones who live west of Offas’ Dyke.
All this talk of whiskey makes me think, tomorrow I am going to have a havanna cigar and a small glass of good malt whiskey given me by an old pal. I have no work tomorrow and I shot 3 deer in ten seconds last weekend and have yet to celebrate. (I was too busy wiis being ll all the butchery!) That North wind was awesome. It let me ambush a group coming down a trail out of a natural funnel to an area of shelter just as I predicted.

Cheeky! Scared like Herm.

I am glad to your Daughter being educated young. “Saul”(sorry Paul) came from Turkey as well. Oh the irony that Turkey is a now a Muslim state!

Enjoy the single malt. I wish I could join you in Birnbeck Island.

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