Adam And The Underpants

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

It’s a fascinating art, gusset reading
Speculating on the meaning of the farts and menstrual bleeding

Take for example, Ovulation stains
Does this mean I’m going to have relation strains?

Or does it mean the trains going to be late as she ovulates?

I heard that a skid mark means you got rid of a turd too hard

It’s no wonder, as I get my Vegetable plants from a Coke can
That I leave it in my underpants rather than a toilet pan

The best of all is a fresh load
That dribbles from her groin
And down to her knee

THIS MEANS SHE REALLY LOVES ME!!

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Like it Colin. Its funny.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Like it Colin. Its funny.

Cheers Noddy Ears!
For Brad this ditty.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

I have been missing something here and may as well ask. Why is he called Brad?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I have been missing something here and may as well ask. Why is he called Brad?

Palette Grit, formerly known as “Gravel Pit”.
Hence the Brad.
Or as I affectionately know him as, “Irate Tit”

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Yeah, Im not changing my name back. No matter if everyone got used to Gravel Pit… sorry, I tried to make the new one resemble the old as best I could. I rearrange furniture and deletes profiles often… Its amazing Ive had the same Google account this long, 1 year is pushing it.

You crack me up with this sh!t. Makes me smile one mile!

Keep bleaching the skid marks out of thy undies, Matey!
Keep buying red panties for your vampire girlfriend Matey!

Have you ever worn panties? Women get all the FUN underwear, the softest fabrics, the best gusset sewing, the neatest graphics and designs and colors. Men just get plain institutional underwear, its not fair. But if you try to just say fvck it, and buy panties to wear, it doesnt work out bro because the panties are not designed to give room for your specimen’s packaging! LOL. I hate to say I know from experience but I used to drink real hard and do very weird things around New Years. HAHAHHAHAHAH

[Gravel PitParticipant]

If you havent drank enough to nearly go blind, for days on end, wearing ladies panties, barely eating and basically going insane while vigorously masturbating in a bathtub and howling on the rooftop. You should try it. Awww, the memories of living in a shared housing arrangement as a 26 year old. LOL. My friends sister probably thinks Im nuts still! She accidentally left her battery powered clit tickler in the shower. I never ran out of psychological jerking material, ever!

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

I have been missing something here and may as well ask. Why is he called Brad?

……and in case his explanation didn’t help you, as I’m sure it didn’t because it was a schitty explanation….. The last part of his former name, “Pit” reminded him of the movie star, “Brad Pitt”, so that’s why he calls him “Brad”.

Same as when he used to call you “Olive”, due to your name, “Branched Off”….”Branch”…..”Olive Branch”……

Same as we should refer to him as “Cancer”……”Colin Cancer”…..”Colon Cancer”…..

Besides, he is a cancer on society so it is fitting.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Yeah, Im not changing my name back. No matter if everyone got used to Gravel Pit… sorry, I tried to make the new one resemble the old as best I could. I rearrange furniture and deletes profiles often… Its amazing Ive had the same Google account this long, 1 year is pushing it.
You crack me up with this sh!t. Makes me smile one mile!
Keep bleaching the skid marks out of thy undies, Matey!Keep buying red panties for your vampire girlfriend Matey!
Have you ever worn panties? Women get all the FUN underwear, the softest fabrics, the best gusset sewing, the neatest graphics and designs and colors. Men just get plain institutional underwear, its not fair. But if you try to just say fvck it, and buy panties to wear, it doesnt work out bro because the panties are not designed to give room for your specimen’s packaging! LOL. I hate to say I know from experience but I used to drink real hard and do very weird things around New Years. HAHAHHAHAHAH

She’s got her own flat now. How long before it’s a drugs den? I have no real desire to see her now(not that it would’ve led to anything meaningful).
Perhaps I will wear the red panties…..

I knew a specimen once who(apparently) wore women’s attire. He was murdered about 20months ago.
He tried to commit suicide 4 times, so the way I look at it, he got his wish.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

If you havent drank enough to nearly go blind, for days on end, wearing ladies panties, barely eating and basically going insane while vigorously masturbating in a bathtub and howling on the rooftop. You should try it. Awww, the memories of living in a shared housing arrangement as a 26 year old. LOL. My friends sister probably thinks Im nuts still! She accidentally left her battery powered clit tickler in the shower. I never ran out of psychological jerking material, ever!

Gravel Pit wrote:

If you havent drank enough to nearly go blind, for days on end, wearing ladies panties, barely eating and basically going insane while vigorously masturbating in a bathtub and howling on the rooftop. You should try it. Awww, the memories of living in a shared housing arrangement as a 26 year old. LOL. My friends sister probably thinks Im nuts still! She accidentally left her battery powered clit tickler in the shower. I never ran out of psychological jerking material, ever!

You’re more perverted than that Sperm, Worm, or whatever he’s bastard called.

I like it.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I have been missing something here and may as well ask. Why is he called Brad?

……and in case his explanation didn’t help you, as I’m sure it didn’t because it was a schitty explanation….. The last part of his former name, “Pit” reminded him of the movie star, “Brad Pitt”, so that’s why he calls him “Brad”.
Same as when he used to call you “Olive”, due to your name, “Branched Off”….”Branch”…..”Olive Branch”……
Same as we should refer to him as “Cancer”……”Colin Cancer”…..”Colon Cancer”…..
Besides, he is a cancer on society so it is fitting.

Good one little man.
Although with the amount of greasy out of date swamp scum you consume, you’ll be the one who gets Colin cancer.
How’s the diet going. What are the scales saying?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I have been missing something here and may as well ask. Why is he called Brad?

……and in case his explanation didn’t help you, as I’m sure it didn’t because it was a schitty explanation….. The last part of his former name, “Pit” reminded him of the movie star, “Brad Pitt”, so that’s why he calls him “Brad”.Same as when he used to call you “Olive”, due to your name, “Branched Off”….”Branch”…..”Olive Branch”……Same as we should refer to him as “Cancer”……”Colin Cancer”…..”Colon Cancer”…..Besides, he is a cancer on society so it is fitting.

Good one little man.Although with the amount of greasy out of date swamp scum you consume, you’ll be the one who gets Colin cancer.How’s the diet going. What are the scales saying?

What diet? What the hell are you talking about, Cancer Coma?

I’ve been doing quite a bit of cooking lately so my fridge is full of leftovers. Now all I have to do is heat up stuff for a while. I have leftover meatloaf, baked ziti, chili, sloppy joe, a sandwich from this awesome deli……. Man, I’m set for a while. Even with all that, I’ll be hanging out at the steak place tonight to visit with the bar tender and the waitress.

Freezing weather here a the moment. Had to be careful leaving the house for work this morning and my deck and the steps were coated with ice. Yesterday was awesome at 70 degrees and today we have freezing rain. That’s how the weather goes here in this state.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I have been missing something here and may as well ask. Why is he called Brad?

……and in case his explanation didn’t help you, as I’m sure it didn’t because it was a schitty explanation….. The last part of his former name, “Pit” reminded him of the movie star, “Brad Pitt”, so that’s why he calls him “Brad”.Same as when he used to call you “Olive”, due to your name, “Branched Off”….”Branch”…..”Olive Branch”……Same as we should refer to him as “Cancer”……”Colin Cancer”…..”Colon Cancer”…..Besides, he is a cancer on society so it is fitting.

Good one little man.Although with the amount of greasy out of date swamp scum you consume, you’ll be the one who gets Colin cancer.How’s the diet going. What are the scales saying?

What diet? What the hell are you talking about, Cancer Coma?
I’ve been doing quite a bit of cooking lately so my fridge is full of leftovers. Now all I have to do is heat up stuff for a while. I have leftover meatloaf, baked ziti, chili, sloppy joe, a sandwich from this awesome deli……. Man, I’m set for a while. Even with all that, I’ll be hanging out at the steak place tonight to visit with the bar tender and the waitress.
Freezing weather here a the moment. Had to be careful leaving the house for work this morning and my deck and the steps were coated with ice. Yesterday was awesome at 70 degrees and today we have freezing rain. That’s how the weather goes here in this state.[/quote

Careful hugging that waitress. Don’t want you getting an harassment charge. She doesn’t really want to be hugged by a sweaty hairy pasta smelling swampman does she…….

Quite mild here in Middle England. Need a cold winter to kill off those old f*cks. Make sure you have a blanket over your knees when sitting in that rocking chair.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Thanks Gents, I get the Brad bit now.

Its been quite cold working outside in the south west Colin. The damp wind cuts through you in a way that colder but dry winds just don’t. My heating is burning great quantities of oil today and its only set at 15.5. Its the trouble with living on an island. I am just hoping something cold will kill all the midgies off soon. The North wind last weekend seems to have done for my resident wasp nest anyway.

I had not realised it got so cold in your state Hermit. Its seems usually billed as sub tropical. Continental weather I suppose as opposed to island weather?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Thanks Gents, I get the Brad bit now.
Its been quite cold working outside in the south west Colin. The damp wind cuts through you in a way that colder but dry winds just don’t. My heating is burning great quantities of oil today and its only set at 15.5. Its the trouble with living on an island. I am just hoping something cold will kill all the midgies off soon. The North wind last weekend seems to have done for my resident wasp nest anyway.
I had not realised it got so cold in your state Hermit. Its seems usually billed as sub tropical. Continental weather I suppose as opposed to island weather?

Branched off wrote:

Thanks Gents, I get the Brad bit now.
Its been quite cold working outside in the south west Colin. The damp wind cuts through you in a way that colder but dry winds just don’t. My heating is burning great quantities of oil today and its only set at 15.5. Its the trouble with living on an island. I am just hoping something cold will kill all the midgies off soon. The North wind last weekend seems to have done for my resident wasp nest anyway.
I had not realised it got so cold in your state Hermit. Its seems usually billed as sub tropical. Continental weather I suppose as opposed to island weather?

Isles of Silly?
The joys of living in the Midlands. Get neither the brunt of the cold nor hot weather.

Don’t forget Worm lives near the swamps. All that damp has muddled his cerebellum.
We will have to buy him a stitched blanket for Christmas.

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Thanks Gents, I get the Brad bit now.
Its been quite cold working outside in the south west Colin. The damp wind cuts through you in a way that colder but dry winds just don’t. My heating is burning great quantities of oil today and its only set at 15.5. Its the trouble with living on an island. I am just hoping something cold will kill all the midgies off soon. The North wind last weekend seems to have done for my resident wasp nest anyway.
I had not realised it got so cold in your state Hermit. Its seems usually billed as sub tropical. Continental weather I suppose as opposed to island weather?

Sub tropical? Where do you think I live? After all of Cancer’s many posts begging for my location, you haven’t seen where I’ve admitted to living in Kansas? Sometimes hits triple digits in the summer, but in winter it can get down to single digits and stay there for days.

When I went to lunch, the door on my truck was frozen shut. I was able to get in the passenger side and force the driver’s side door open from the inside. Was snowing quite a bit earlier. Hell of a contrast to just yesterday evening when I was standing barefoot on my back deck smoking a cigar and drinking cold beer.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Don’t forget Worm lives near the swamps. All that damp has muddled his cerebellum.We will have to buy him a stitched blanket for Christmas.

Swamps are in the south, you blathering wretch. No snow and ice down there with the alligators.

I have already put the warm blanket on the bed for the season with a somewhat decent quilt on top of that. Also put the sandbags in the bed of the truck for better traction in the snow. Did that just yesterday and glad I did.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Don’t forget Worm lives near the swamps. All that damp has muddled his cerebellum.We will have to buy him a stitched blanket for Christmas.

Swamps are in the south, you blathering wretch. No snow and ice down there with the alligators.
I have already put the warm blanket on the bed for the season with a somewhat decent quilt on top of that. Also put the sandbags in the bed of the truck for better traction in the snow. Did that just yesterday and glad I did.

I don’t know(nor care) what kind of windswept tumbleweed ridden tin-pot place you reside in, you bag of bones.

I hope it’s a cold blistery one for you. All that Thermogenesis will help you lose that incredible girth you have protruding from you’re trousers(sorry Dickhead, PANTS!).

[Gravel PitParticipant]

It was warm, T-shirt and shorts weather yesterday morning. Then a North Wind blew in and the temperature dropped to below freezing wind chill within 6 hours. Overnight, windchill in the single digits.

Reminds me of what the android Ash said in Alien. “DEEP COLD, WELL BELOW THE LINE.”

With the humidity here, it aint a joke, you have to cover up if youre out for long or you will get sick as a dog.

Keep bundling up the specimen’s appendages Matey, keep chipping ice sickles off the testicles Matey!

But Im lucky, we never see snow here in Dallas, just humid COLD WIND like Branched was talking about. Just enough to remind you that the equator is still very far away

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

It was warm, T-shirt and shorts weather yesterday morning. Then a North Wind blew in and the temperature dropped to below freezing wind chill within 6 hours. Overnight, windchill in the single digits.
Reminds me of what the android Ash said in Alien. “DEEP COLD, WELL BELOW THE LINE.”
With the humidity here, it aint a joke, you have to cover up if youre out for long or you will get sick as a dog.
Keep bundling up the specimen’s appendages Matey, keep chipping ice sickles off the testicles Matey!
But Im lucky, we never see snow here in Dallas, just humid COLD WIND like Branched was talking about. Just enough to remind you that the equator is still very far away

Don’t worry matey, I’ll keep giving the locals TB whilst giving the cracks a white version of me.

Wrap up warm when running. Especially that turnip. You don’t want a icicle head like me!

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