A Letter To The Ex

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5081]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I would gladly give you my number in a private message.Very clever use of the word “Podunk”I don’t know if you get many British programmes over there, but I am sick to the back teeth of seeing them bastard “Housewives of Orange County, “Housewives of Atlanta” etc etc etc F~~~ing land of the freaks with the Kardashians, here comes Honey Boo Boo, Will and grace etc etc bastard etcWe have enough butter-b~~~~ over here. We don’t want transatlantic misfits as well.

……and I would call you, but then you’d be able to track me down as you would then have my number, as I’m assuming even you have caller ID.
Well, I actually told him where I was from. I replaced the name of the town with Podunk to keep you off track.
We get a few of your shows on BBC America and on public broadcast channels, (PBS). I watch one or two sometimes.
Why do you watch those idiotic shows? Just the titles alone are enough to keep me from even trying to watch them once. What kind of person in their right mind, (oh, never mind), would purposely watch something called honey boo boo?

How could I track you down? Your number would come as international code for Kansas, America. Send me as private message, I will give you my number.
I don’t watch those shows. When I am channel hopping, they are advertised. I rarely watch TV.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I would gladly give you my number in a private message.Very clever use of the word “Podunk”I don’t know if you get many British programmes over there, but I am sick to the back teeth of seeing them bastard “Housewives of Orange County, “Housewives of Atlanta” etc etc etc F~~~ing land of the freaks with the Kardashians, here comes Honey Boo Boo, Will and grace etc etc bastard etcWe have enough butter-b~~~~ over here. We don’t want transatlantic misfits as well.

……and I would call you, but then you’d be able to track me down as you would then have my number, as I’m assuming even you have caller ID.Well, I actually told him where I was from. I replaced the name of the town with Podunk to keep you off track.We get a few of your shows on BBC America and on public broadcast channels, (PBS). I watch one or two sometimes.Why do you watch those idiotic shows? Just the titles alone are enough to keep me from even trying to watch them once. What kind of person in their right mind, (oh, never mind), would purposely watch something called honey boo boo?

How could I track you down? Your number would come as international code for Kansas, America. Send me as private message, I will give you my number.I don’t watch those shows. When I am channel hopping, they are advertised. I rarely watch TV.

You’ll not deceive me, Englishman. Besides, it’s difficult enough trying to carry on a conversation with you the way you talk. This post of yours I am now quoting shows the most normal conversation with normal words I believe I’ve ever seen from you.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5081]

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[UntamedParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

What kind of person in their right mind, (oh, never mind), would purposely watch something called honey boo boo?

Ha Ha Ha !!
Ya gotta be f~~~ing NUTS to even turn on the TV.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[HermitParticipant]

Untamed wrote:

Hermit wrote:

What kind of person in their right mind, (oh, never mind), would purposely watch something called honey boo boo?

Ha Ha Ha !!Ya gotta be f~~~ing NUTS to even turn on the TV.

I’ve always enjoyed TV too much, but there isn’t much past the 90’s that I can stand to watch. I still watch reruns of M*A*S*H, Star Trek, (the original and the next generation), and a few others, but nothing really recent, other than shows about guns on the Outdoor Channel and maybe some stuff on the Science Channel.

……..and then there are the reruns of Family Guy and South Park. Some of those really make me laugh.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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