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[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant]

Chivalry is just another attempt to manipulate men.
Women use this trick because it works and they can get away with it.
Manginas love to “prove themselves” to women (Disgusting) in an effort to get in their pants.
I wish sometimes that these parasites would just leave us alone and let us live our lives in peace.

[Anonymous]

Why do women still expect chivalry?

(Cinderella syndrome)

My glorious knight in shining armor will sweep me off my feet as he gallantly gallops into my life with an act of pure chivalry!(princess snowflake)

Are you delusional bitch? That Cinderella s~~~ don’t apply to whores with thousand c~~~ stares under three feet of makeup! Are you that stupid?

you’re mean! I hate you!

Thank-you, women taught me everything I know about being mean, now go f~~~ yourself.

And the man lives happily ever after….

[Jan SobieskiParticipant]

bobphilo wrote:

Jan.Sobieski wrote:

There is a published paper out there that declares chivalry is benevolent sexism.

I’d like to see what peer reviewed journal would publish such crap. I’d love to tear it apart. Any legitimate researcher would use it as toilet paper.

Ask and you shall receive…

http://pwq.sagepub.com/content/21/1/119

This “publication”(notice the quotes) has a impact Factor:1.879

The Journal of the American Medical Assn. has an impact factor: 35.3

The Journal Nature has an impact factor: 41.5

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[bobphiloParticipant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

There is a published paper out there that declares chivalry is benevolent sexism.

I’d like to see what peer reviewed journal would publish such crap. I’d love to tear it apart. Any legitimate researcher would use it as toilet paper.

[anonymousyamParticipant]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

There is a published paper out there that declares chivalry is benevolent sexism.

There you have it. The feminists have spoken. Females that didn’t stand up the the insanity lose…

no chivalry for you. (say it like the soup nazi)

I honestly believe that is just a female s~~~ test feminists tell men they don’t want it but they actually want it. Like domination for example women tell us they don’t want it but they actually want to be dominated.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant]

There is a published paper out there that declares chivalry is benevolent sexism.

There you have it. The feminists have spoken. Females that didn’t stand up the the insanity lose…

no chivalry for you. (say it like the soup nazi)

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[AFTParticipant]

This has already been discussed a number of times,

AFT wrote:

Chivalry has f~~~ all to do with women, unless they want to don a suit of armor and have a joust, stupid c~~~s.

Please feel free to browse:

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When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[OldBillParticipant]

Why? Because women are hypocrites.

Of course, women are hypocrites because they’re human beings and human beings are hypocrites. Women just get to act hypocritically more often because women aren’t called out for acting hypocritically as often as men. Women aren’t called for it because “vagina”.

Women want feminism to apply when it works to their advantage and they want chivalry to apply when that works to their advantage. Women are always looking for an advantage because that’s something human beings do.

The only thing surprising about women expecting chivalry is that you find it surprising.

Hypocrisy in others is something you need to learn to expect and accept. You can’t control the actions and behaviors of others. What you can control is your reactions to the actions and behaviors of others. People can only upset you when you allow yourself to become upset.

So, what path will you choose? Will you go through life reacting to everything and everyone? Or will you reclaim your own agency?

MGTOW is more than just a label and more than just eschewing women. It’s meant to be a way of living and thinking.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Simple. Because chivalry greatly benefits them. The real question is how can they stand there straight faced and act all new age empowered woman, but then talk about chivalry, and what is and is not traditional? Surely a modern woman wants a modern man, right? No? Oh, that’s because a modern man will actually make you pay for your half of s~~~.

Society has told women that they can have everything, and they dream of their chivalrous white knight, and also of feminism and being an “empowered woman”. It’s like wanting to be on fire and be wet at the same time, you just can’t do both.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

If you don’t know what chivalry is (for mgtows who just came out of a tribe in the amazonian rainforest) chivalry is a old christian code used by knights. It became popular among women because the allure of a man potentially dying so he can save you then once you are saved have a magical wedding then living happily ever after. Since they grow up with the fantasy of prince charming. But aside from their fantasy’s women still expect men to preform the menial tasks known as chivalry. They still expect to be treated like a queen even having you even going out of your way to treat her like one. Some might say i already answered it but i can use some more perspectives on it. Was it just because of the princess party’s as a kid? or does the whole collective use princesses just as a means of supremacy? (Men are the surfs who die fighting for women).

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous]

wohodude100 wrote:

Years and years of having to listen to these c~~~s bitch about “I don’t need no man! I’m a strong independent women!” and listening to their bulls~~~ “Men are pigs, men are rapists! Thats all they are!” “Women need men like fish need bicycles!”, so us MGTOW say fine, get the f~~~ away from me and stay away from me. We don’t want anything to do with such vile disgusting creatures who not only spout such hateful rhetoric, but then get stand ovations for saying this s~~~. Cue the hypocrisy when feminists then call us MGTOW’s assholes and misogynists for giving them what they wanted and going our own way.

So if we stick around, date, wine&dine and take care of women (traditionalism), then its: MISOGYNY! PATRIARCHY!

But if we go away and leave them alone, then: MISOGYNY! HOW DARE YOU NOT BEND OVER BACKWARDS AND WINE & DINE WOMEN!

and they wonder why MGTOW want nothing to do with them, why we call them toxic and advice other men to stay the f~~~ away from them.

It reminds me of a story I heard from I think Warren Farrell (I could be mis-attributing it), but he said during the 70’s when feminism started taking off and gaining political power and influencing college campuses, he was holding the door open for a woman (as is traditionally courteous/polite behavior) and she spat on him and insulted him for doing that, saying “How dare you treat me inferior like I can’t open the door myself” Nowadays if we don’t hold the door open for these priviledged entitled c~~~s we get an earful of bulls~~~ “what happened to chivalry! Men are pigs! men are scum!” f~~~ing c~~~s cant even stay consistent on their own bulls~~~.

“haha virgin! Neckbeard! loser! Ewwww!!!”

“Hey, why aren’t you marrying me? MAN UP ALREADY!!!”

[VarunParticipant]

wohodude100 wrote:

Years and years of having to listen to these c~~~s bitch about “I don’t need no man! I’m a strong independent women!” and listening to their bulls~~~ “Men are pigs, men are rapists! Thats all they are!” “Women need men like fish need bicycles!”, so us MGTOW say fine, get the f~~~ away from me and stay away from me. We don’t want anything to do with such vile disgusting creatures who not only spout such hateful rhetoric, but then get stand ovations for saying this s~~~. Cue the hypocrisy when feminists then call us MGTOW’s assholes and misogynists for giving them what they wanted and going our own way.

So if we stick around, date, wine&dine and take care of women (traditionalism), then its: MISOGYNY! PATRIARCHY!

But if we go away and leave them alone, then: MISOGYNY! HOW DARE YOU NOT BEND OVER BACKWARDS AND WINE & DINE WOMEN!

and they wonder why MGTOW want nothing to do with them, why we call them toxic and advice other men to stay the f~~~ away from them.

It reminds me of a story I heard from I think Warren Farrell (I could be mis-attributing it), but he said during the 70’s when feminism started taking off and gaining political power and influencing college campuses, he was holding the door open for a woman (as is traditionally courteous/polite behavior) and she spat on him and insulted him for doing that, saying “How dare you treat me inferior like I can’t open the door myself” Nowadays if we don’t hold the door open for these priviledged entitled c~~~s we get an earful of bulls~~~ “what happened to chivalry! Men are pigs! men are scum!” f~~~ing c~~~s cant even stay consistent on their own bulls~~~.

That is exactly the feminine double standard. For some reason, I can’t think why that came into being. Honesty speaking, I don’t have a problem with their bitching (I can always ignore them) but when the whole world turns their back on reason and ‘supports’ this double standard…without a vaid argument.. that’s where I get p~~~ed off.

Even criminas are allowed a trial before they are sentenced. We, on the other hand, have no such privileges.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[wohodude100Participant]

Years and years of having to listen to these c~~~s bitch about “I don’t need no man! I’m a strong independent women!” and listening to their bulls~~~ “Men are pigs, men are rapists! Thats all they are!” “Women need men like fish need bicycles!”, so us MGTOW say fine, get the f~~~ away from me and stay away from me. We don’t want anything to do with such vile disgusting creatures who not only spout such hateful rhetoric, but then get stand ovations for saying this s~~~. Cue the hypocrisy when feminists then call us MGTOW’s assholes and misogynists for giving them what they wanted and going our own way.

So if we stick around, date, wine&dine and take care of women (traditionalism), then its: MISOGYNY! PATRIARCHY!

But if we go away and leave them alone, then: MISOGYNY! HOW DARE YOU NOT BEND OVER BACKWARDS AND WINE & DINE WOMEN!

and they wonder why MGTOW want nothing to do with them, why we call them toxic and advice other men to stay the f~~~ away from them.

It reminds me of a story I heard from I think Warren Farrell (I could be mis-attributing it), but he said during the 70’s when feminism started taking off and gaining political power and influencing college campuses, he was holding the door open for a woman (as is traditionally courteous/polite behavior) and she spat on him and insulted him for doing that, saying “How dare you treat me inferior like I can’t open the door myself” Nowadays if we don’t hold the door open for these priviledged entitled c~~~s we get an earful of bulls~~~ “what happened to chivalry! Men are pigs! men are scum!” f~~~ing c~~~s cant even stay consistent on their own bulls~~~.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

The thing is, women clamor for independence, and now that they have it and “chivalry is dead” now they pine for the good ol’ days. Tough s~~~. The thing is, women will never be happy, never satisfied with life and always finding something to complain about and then not do anything about it. They expect you to do something about it.

Women are always unhappy, and if you try to spend your life with them, then you too will be unhappy.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Anonymous]

After seeing the blind wall of justice slaughter all forms of chivalry and compassion, I’m prepared to walk out from a burning building while ignoring the screams!
It’s bulls~~~ like this from femtarded rules and regulations that have women, White Knights, and manginas, screaming in an uproar about men abandoning women to die in a disaster!
Guess what ladies? I’m a believer! Leave them to f~~~ing die!
And even still, they’ll say “what’s gone so terribly wrong with men these days??? They’re such monsters! How could they??? But never, and I mean NEVER WILL THEY ASK: WHAT’S WRONG WITH WOMEN THESE DAYS, WHY DO MEN ABANDON THEM???

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant]

Men of Germany, please, patrol the streets and protect us. Do this for your women and your children. If you do that, I believe that we will have a chance.

And what do we get in return? I’m sorry, but constantly being blamed, constantly being portrayed as buffons, ruffians, or unrealistic superpersons, constantly being discriminated against by the legal system, education system, and just about every other system.

I’m sorry sweetie, but Chivalry is dead – women killed it.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Cap285Participant]

Posted this last fall:

I usually troll POF about once a year to keep abreast (ha ha) of the online dating situation as it relates to the influx of “I can’t get married/find an LTR/where are all the good men” articles on the Interwebz, as well as for data to store in the MGTOW archives for reference. Once again it correlates with the collective experience of men and many of Popp’s videos. However, despite the constant whining of “I can’t find anyone”, entitlement, attitude and inflation of their looks has become worse. Mind you, I’m going to use MGTOW knowledge/techniques to expose the hypocrites for what they are. I used my age, 43, up to 49.

Contact on the site:

1. T~~~ (4/10): It’s nice to see a picture of just a man and not his motorcycle or house.
2. CAP: That’s refreshing; you don’t care about material things.
Never heard from her again.

1. CAP: (Sees picture of T~~~ (7/10) in Hawks gear with mock Stanley Cup over her head at her office). So, you a real fan or been on the bandwagon since 2010?
No response.

1. T~~~ (3/10): (overweight mother of 2) *trying her hardest to get me to respond*
2. CAP: *one word responses*
3. T~~~: See 1.
4: CAP: See 2
5: T~~~: You’re a man of few words; I’ll stop bothering you now.

1. CAP: (Sees T~~~ (7/10) 45 years old acting like she’s 25 in her pictures with aviator sunglasses selfie.) You fly F-18’s?
2. T~~~: No, lol! But I can still rock a pair of aviators!
3. CAP: Your opinion of how cool you are is quite over inflated.
4. T~~~: *paragraph long cliché shaming/insults.*

1. T~~~: (2/10, grandma haircut, frumpy clothes) Help me get off this site lol!
2. CAP: Not interested.
3. T~~~: Why! What’s wrong with me?
4. CAP: Not physically attracted.
5: T~~~: Take a good look at your pictures! You’re not as hot as you think you are!
Blocked so I can’t reply. As we all know, not being attracted to a certain person means you have an inflated sense of your looks.

1. CAP: (Sees T~~~ 6/10. Slender, tan but Mr. Eds Face. With opening “Want’s a man who respects women”.) Respect has to be earned.
2. T~~~: I meant respectful, as in manners. Thank you for your military service.
3. CAP: There is a difference between respect and manners. Open a dictionary.

This led to multiple exchanges of her bragging about her Literature degree despite her obvious lack of vocabulary skills. I wasn’t raised to right, you get the idea.

4: T~~~: You weren’t raised to respect women.
5. CAP: I see you’re entitled as well.
6. T~~~: Entitled?
7. CAP: Yes, you think you’re entitled to respect immediately because you were born with t~~~. (Seems she forgot what she wrote in her own profile.) I have more respect for the dogs I served with in Iraq than I do you.
8. T~~~: *Paragraph long cliché shaming/insults*
9. T~~~: No wonder you’re single!
10. CAP: You’re single. #double standard

1. CAP: (Sees T~~~ 8/10, 44 years old) You’re cute, but you couldn’t crop your ex out of the picture entirely?
No response. However, the next time her profile showed up, the main picture was empty.

Some of you might remember public restroom selfie/picnic girl from another thread. Miss, a first date should be a man dressed in khakis and a nice shirt taking me on a picnic to the beach with nice music (whatever the f~~~ that is) playing while we watch the sunset. She talked about how classy she was and Keymaster caught that she had taken a selfie in a public bathroom. Doesn’t get much classier than that.
1.CAP: Isn’t that a bit much for a first date?
2.T~~~: I’m from near the gulf of Mexico and this is nice.
I don’t actually remember the rest of the exchange. I do remember her paragraph long cliché shaming/insults. She was completely oblivious that a selfie taken in a public restroom was the complete opposite of class.

Also, still many of the same girls that have been on there since 2009. Only their requirements have dropped….some, and their weight has increased.

Text conversations:

Remember, I keep feeding rope until they eventually hang themselves.

T~~~ (7/10): Decent exchange going. Get her to tout the “I don’t need a man for his money” yet shortly later I get the “I need a man who is financially stable’. Informed T~~~ she was no different than the rest and looking for a wallet. She still wanted to talk and something came up about her friends. To which I replied “If you were happy with me, I’m sure your harpy friends would find some reason for you not to be”. Herd mentality kicked in and she broke contact.

T~~~ (3/10 I was totally playing this fish (pun intended) overweight mother of 2 with meme about “once you have thick, you’ll never go back” or something like that. Same as above, touts strong and independent but needs a man who is ‘financially stable’. Only she didn’t have the looks to demand anything. Says my hair is too long as she likes the bald look on men and how she’s dated bikers that look like ZZ Top. Funny how those guys like fat hogs on their hogs. This degraded into me dropping MGTOW nukes and her hamstering (cliche insults/shaming) to the point of blocking so she got the last word. Remember, this is a single, overweight mom with mostly high angle cleavage shots.

T~~~ (7/10) apparently owned her own cleaning business. I mentioned the hours that I worked. She makes a comment about how I need to be the boss like her. I replied that she seems to be looking for someone who is ‘financially stable’ and told her no thanks. She left a bewildered goodbye.

T~~~ (7/10) kind of hit or miss. One picture looked meh, but one would look stunning. All face shots mind you. We texted a good long while, at least a couple hours. I was actually wondering if this would pan out. How can woman go that long without putting her foot in her mouth? I didn’t have to wait much longer. Eventually, the talk turned to things of a sexual nature. So of course, she’s bragging about how great she is and that she has fairy dust coming out of her pussy (yes, she actually said that) and that her friends say it must be true because of all the men hanging around.
CAP: Pretty strong words.
T~~~: I know you would be happy.
CAP: So would you.
T~~~: Pfffffft
CAP: My ex-girlfriends nickname for me was cunnalingus.
T~~~: I’ll believe it when it happens.

I should take her word but she won’t take mine? Hello double standard. Still, the conversation continued about sex and what have you for a good, long while. She’s saying what a great time she’s having, she’s sexually excited and how she can’t wait to meet me. Her shields are probably at 50% so it’s almost time to fire the photon torpedo. We got on the subject of kissing and it followed exactly as above exchange. It led to this:

T~~~: We should just do a walk-by, text yes or no and just make out if it’s both ‘yes’. (More on this later.) You wear yummy cologne?
CAP: No
T~~~: Moment ruined.
CAP: Cologne is a deal breaker? What’s next, my shoes?
T~~~: Maybe lol! Those are easy fixes.
CAP: This was a colossal waste of time. Go ‘fix’ someone else. I’m out.
T~~~: What?! Are you really out? (Sad emoticon)
T~~~: You’re killing me Smalls.

I explained how this was doomed as she would hate my lack of cologne, hi-tops and Batman shirt. I also explained how this is what dating male/female relations has come to (remember what I said earlier about the walk-by?) and that it’s not of my making. As I go on, I’m getting belligerent and mean. She’s actually hanging on and still wants to meet. I’m guessing she’s knows she’s being rejected, is confused and doesn’t know what to do.

T~~~: We can still meet.
CAP: Why the hell would you still want to that after what I’ve said? Sick curiosity?

The only reason I can think is for a free meal and drinks and to publicly reject me.

T~~~: Wow. Ok. So I’ll leave it at this. If you don’t text back I’ll guess the answer is NO.
CAP: It is no. Have a pleasant evening.
T~~~: Wow. Ok.
Some time goes by.
T~~~: No response?
Some more time goes by.
T~~~: No response?
Yet more time goes by.
T~~~: You sound like a bitter woman.

Dates:

T~~~: 50 years old 6/10 (in her pictures), but we all know how that turns out in person, don’t we? We meet for coffee….and has anyone ever heard the term ‘rode hard and put away wet’? Well, Cap was looking at it. In person she immediately became a 3/10 and this is done up to meet a guy. The makeup was caked on. Caked. I could see how haggard she was through it, it was f~~~ing astounding. Decent rack but no ass. She’s sitting there going “I don’t look 50.” I sat there dumbfounded with no response. In my head I’m going: “Yeah, you look 63.” I don’t know what happened. I couldn’t speak or move. Mild shock or something. Imagine her when she gets complacent and waking up to that on a lazy Sunday with no makeup and a frumpy night gown. Yecchh.

T~~~: 48 6/10 according to pictures. Name is zumbagirlsometingorother. Mostly face shots and one in yoga pants. During the course of texting, she sent me two pictures in her underwear. I think she has a funhouse mirror in her room. Even in the low light and poor resolution of the picture I could see the lower half of her body was a f~~~ing train wreck, her thighs in particular were foul. All the Zumba, spin classes and tanning wasn’t going to hide this. Rack looked ok in the bra but Crom knows what would happen once it came off. Time to take one for the team. She wanted to meet as soon as possible for some reason. She mentioned I should drive the 20 minutes to her work and meet her on her lunch break. Uh. No. She wound up driving out to a bar by me. She didn’t look bad (done up for a date) and had on those mom jeans. The wide bottom, cuff at the mid-calf and slightly snug as tight would give the mess away. I could tell right away that she wasn’t interested. She had stated when we first started she was very attracted physically. However, I’m assuming my Batman shirt and hi-tops turned her off right away. The rate I was consuming Guinness might have factored in as she asked how many I had. Star Wars came up as an interest and I don’t think she was impressed. She mentioned a friend who was on the site for years and I said she’s looking for a unicorn and will never find it. When I came back from the bathroom I did a stealth approach and noticed she was texting somebody “what are u doing tonite?” Wonder who that was?…..That’s when it was time to go. Cost for date? Her $3 beer.

I get the text the next day “Thank you but there was no connection. I don’t want to waste your time.” That was totally cool, honest and polite. However, in my experience they use that because if they use specific reasons, they’ll get it right back and they don’t like that. I was 5 years younger than she was. She complained the entire date that men her age were out of shape, had pictures with their grandchildren, etc. Who the Hell does she think she’s actually capable of getting with a train wreck of a body and two kids?

Make no mistake, for as much as they crow about how they can’t find a man, their entitlements are still off the chart and their attitudes are still terrible. I bolded the paragraph long responses because they only respond at length if you call them on their s~~~. Otherwise it’s short phrases and text-talk. I don’t think things are changing anytime soon. Just more of their empty rhetoric.

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Change the applicable things and post this for s~~~s and giggles.

Let’s play a game I call ‘Reverse the Genders’. I’m going to write a profile similar to those of women in my dating range (late 30’s to late 40’s). Since you all have this Santa Clause long checklist where every box needs to get ticked, let me treat you in a similar fashion. I can’t speak for all men, but many, more than you know, agree with me. Don’t worry, plenty of thirsty of simps out there. Wondering what you’re doing wrong? Wondering why you can’t find the ‘perfect’ guy after being on multiple dating sites for 5 stinking years? Don’t act like you haven’t been. Imagine if every male profile you read was like this:

Hello. My money is my own and you will get none of it. Not for some time at least as trust and respect have to be earned. I have a kid and you will never be more important than her. Not. Ever. I prefer petite, women who aren’t land whales with at least shoulder length hair, and so if you’re amazon like tall, have a short ditzy-bob haircut or can’t control your eating, you need not apply. My exercise and hockey league take up much of my time but I’ll squeeze you in if I can. They also take up money…and that’s not going to stop even if we dated on a regular basis. You need to have job. You’re all equal now. If you’re not liar and are truly interested in real companionship, why does what I do for living, what car I drive or where I live matter? Pick equality or chivalry, you can’t have both. At our age, let’s face it; marriage is out of the question as most of us have been dragged through the divorce ringer. Why is just having a long term relationship a problem? Marriage is bulls~~~. Disagree? Probably means you’d like the law involved to get your hands on my cash. Move on.

You will never be my best friend as those are the guys I’ve known since the age of 17, military buddies I’ve bled with, kindergarten and birth. They like me for who I am. You never will. Sex is a very important part of a relationship. Yes, it takes more than sexual attraction and looks but let’s not kid ourselves. You know within the first 45-60 seconds of meeting us if you want to get horizontal (more on this in the date section). So none of this ‘friends first’ bulls~~~ as that means I’ll be shelling out lots of cash for God knows how long. We’re all adults here. No sex by the third date? Move on. Nor did I just fall off the turnip truck. You think I don’t you’re texting the guy you’re probably going to f~~~ later while we’re sitting at dinner? I’m on to you and tired of competing with your 24/7/365 connection to the hive mind. For the love of God, stay of your phone for 10 minutes, it that’s even possible.

You like to talk about how relationships take work while you won’t do it yourselves. I know your inboxes are over flowing so why work you can sit back and get your ego stroked? Same goes for first dates and as the relationship goes on. I work for the ‘pleasure’ of your company while you do nothing. I won’t put on a clown suit? The next sucker will, on to him. You want to work for a relationship about as much I like the Lifetime channel. It’s all empty rhetoric.

In no particular order, don’t message me if:
1.You have high angle pictures or other deceptive ways of hiding your body. We’ll have to meet in real life eventually so why lie? You want an honest man? Be honest yourself.
2.You think overweight means ‘average’ body type.
3.Have pictures of you with men in them. Who are they? Old boyfriends? FWB’s?
4.Pictures of you with your girlfriends. Which one are you? I’ll wager not the attractive one.
5.Pictures of you with duck lips. Are you 15?
6.Text talk. See 5.
7.Pictures of pets, flowers, motivational quotes, etc. Who the f~~~ cares?
8.Talk exercise and your body doesn’t reflect it. See 1.
9.Pictures of you in Chicago. I’ll just assume you’re pretentious.
10.Pictures of you with wine, going on about wine, good wine, etc. Giant red flag of pretentiousness.
11.What I should be doing or how much I should be drinking on the first date. Anything else mom?
12.You plan on giving me a job interview on the first date. Instant walk out.
13.On your phone? Instant walk out.
14.You have a motorcycle. Cool, but no thank you.
15.You have stupid statements in your profile. “I like to have fun!” No s~~~?
16.You are a ‘career’ woman. Pass.
17.You can’t cook.
18.We live in the same town and you want to drive all the way to the city to go to bars. F~~~ing really?
19.You get your life lessons/ideas from Sex in the City.
20.I like super heroes and science fiction. Deal with it.
21.Hockey season is coming. Hope you like watching the Blackhawks.
22.If you started liking the Hawks in 2010, Do. Not. Contact. Me.
23.If you can’t explain icing or off sides don’t even talk to me about hockey.
24.I’m a straight male. I don’t dance.
25.I own guns. I carry one. Get used to it.
26.If you’re “Waiting for Superman, Mr. Right, Prince Charming or the Perfect Guy”. Don’t hold your breath. Remember what I said about being on here for 5 years?
27.“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” I just threw up in my mouth.
28.“Tired of games, liars, players”. Heard it before. Prove it.
29.You’re ‘just looking’. This is a dating site professor.
30.I mostly watch animated shows. Deal with it.
31.I will not go to 50 Shades of Grey. Have fun.
32.If you like the beach. I hate sand.
33.You can’t pull off a bikini. A real one.
34.You have cats.
35.You have anything in your profile stating how crazy you are or how you’ll stab somebody because of your ethnicity. No thank you. Don’t want to be killed in my sleep.
36.You live in Chicago. Too far. Don’t like crowds, waiting or $8 beers.
37.If you think I’m meeting your friends anytime soon.
38.You’re looking for ‘casual dating/no commitment’. Translation – free s~~~ and no sex.
39.You list travel as an interest. It means I’ll be paying for trips. Plus, who the hell would want to go to an airport if they didn’t have to?
40.You think I care what your sign is.
41.You think you’re a queen or princess.
42.You’re pushing 40 and looking for someone to marry. For what exactly?
43.Your tongue is out. Put it back in your damn mouth.
44.“I’m done with the bar scene.” No, it’s done with you.
45.You do anything in mud. Are you a pig? Just another stupid fad you latched on to.
46.You have pictures of girls’ night out with stupid sideways peace signs. You’re always telling us to grow up, why don’t you do the same?
47.Contact me if we dated/talked before. I have a mind like a steel track and I will burn you.
48.Go on about your ‘career’. This does not turn me on, nor do I care.
49.Get surprised when I tell you to go f~~~ yourself if you flake on the first date. No, I won’t’ reschedule.
50.All your friends are guys.
51.You use the following words when describing a man: Career oriented. Secure in his career. Stable. Has a good job and so on. Translation-“I want $$$$$$$$$$$”
52.You have a motor mouth. That is why men play video games. Our consoles have an ‘OFF’ button.
53.You think communication means running your mouth 240 MPH while saying nothing. See 52.
54.I don’t want to hear about your ex. By all means, go back to the guy who spent his paycheck on cocaine or physically abused you as you can’t stop talking about him.
55.You’ve gone through a ‘cougar’ stage. Not paying for sloppy seconds, thirds or fourths you gave away for free to guys young enough to be your sons.
56.You think I’m going to communicate here for days.

Date:

A bar I will pick where we will watch professional hockey and you can pay for your own overpriced drink. Or, for once, you come up with something. Do I look like a jester that’s supposed to entertain you? You’ve gone on and on about how educated and intelligent you are but can’t figure out a date idea? It won’t be dinner. Whatever it is, you’ll be paying for your own s~~~. We’re adults, so if you think we won’t be horizontal after the third date, just move on because you want free dinners or lack the will to act which is probably worse. $40 is my limit. $0 is optimal.

Whoops. I just disqualified every woman in America. How does it feel? There are reasons you’ve been on dating sites for half a decade. Keep searching for that unicorn.

Friendly advice: Peruse the interwebz for multiple articles and videos of women lamenting about “Where have all the good men gone” and the like. You may control sex, but we control LTR’s and marriage. A little self-reflection wouldn’t hurt either.

Fuck this planet.

[DarthWParticipant]

Geez. What a bunch of idiots. He boyfriend looks like he doesn’t even really want to get into it, as he knows his GF is a bitch and in the wrong. But like a loyal beta simp there he goes.

I too notice how guys don’t step in with chivalry, and I know why. That’s equality ladies. If I see a woman with a flat tire on the highway, walking around trying to figure out how she’s going to fix it and get home, I keep on driving. That’s her problem.

[EinherjarParticipant]

This is very true. Out of all the demographics in the entire world, there are none that women respect less than a nice guy. Some of us may even have been brought up as nice-guys since the time we were children. Told that chivalry and the knightly codes (which is to serve) is the only way to treat a woman. And all of us have experienced how ineffective this is in the real world….no woman have taken a second look on a nice guy….the only exception is for future child support.

Haha, to imagine that I in my teens spent quit a lot of time learning the knightly codes and chivalric way of life….I wanted to grow as a person:p What a fool I was….well well, we have all done a few silly things in our youth I think:p

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal - Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)

[WolfParticipant]

Most of them are full of crap with online dating. Like one poster said, a lot just seek attention. Especially with Tinder. It’s an ego boost when you get a bunch of likes and/or a bunch of email.

When I used online dating, I had a few filters that were applied from just reading their profile. The filters were:

1. Single mothers – stay clear of them
2. Unemployed and/or no car
3. No picture
4. Pictures with no clear body shot (the fatties like to take pics from a high angle)
5. Hot pics but nothing written in the “about me” section or simply says “ask me”
6. Say they’re old fashioned
7. Mention something about “applying” to date them
8. Claim to be strong and independent
9. Ask where all the good men have gone
10. Ask if chivalry is dead

After you apply all these filters, there will be very few, if any, women left to date.