Why do you not have any chivalry?
Why should I?
When women talk of chivalry, they actually mean they courtly love bulls~~~. Which only ever existed in poems. They know nothing of actual chivalry.
: “Why can’t you be more chivalrous?”
: “OK, maybe I will be more chivalrous. How about you introduce me to your boyfriend. And then hang around for a bit, because after I kick his ass, I get to rape yours. Is that chivalrous enough for you? Oh you don’t think so? Well that shows what the f~~~ you don’t know. Tell it to Chrétien de Troyes.”
Chivalry is as outdated as marriage.
C~~~s killed the following:
Chivalry
Dating
Relationships
Marriage
Sex
Hook ups
Friends with Benefits
F~~~ Buddy
Friendships
Motherhood
Productivity
Democratic Party
Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.
“Why do you not have any chivalry?”
Because this isn’t the 12th century? Could be.
There are many reasons why “Chivalry” isn’t being practiced.
Firstly, it’s an action from a Gentleman to a Lady. There are lots of women out there but exactly how many “Ladies” have you met lately-I’ve met zero.
Secondly, having been “chivalrous” for the last 30+ years and more than once been called a “pig” for opening a door for a woman (giving her the benefit of the doubt that she’s a Lady) I won’t be doing it any more and won’t give any women that benefit-she’ll have to prove she’s a Lady.
Lastly, there’s too much in the way of legal liability involved having anything to do with them (women), too many poor magistrates/judges administering too much bad law to get involved….
Chivalry never had anything with bending over for women, it was along the lines a code of conduct and helping the helpless and innocent.
This is exactly what I was thinking and then wondered at what point some asshat bent chivalry to mean men must be in servitude to a woman.
I was asked by a lady why I wasn’t more chivalrous to women
I would tell her annoy that day in 1995 when some c~~~ carrying some bags told me “she could open it herself”. I took her word for it and let it slam in her face.
My dear lady, I do not think you know what chivalry is about or what it entails
She doesn’t.
A woman once accused me of being “chivalrous”. And as a man, when I am accused of something , I carefully think about that something is before running my mouth.
“The only reason I held the door open for you was because I didn’t want you to slam into it and give yourself a big nasty bump on the head. I don’t like bruises peaches either. And that’s not “chivalry”.
Women can’t seem to open anything correctly without a man’s help.
Pickles…. a jam jar…. potato chips….nail polish…. their legs.
Women have expected me to do all the work and open all of those for them.
So why should a DOOR be any different?
So ladies, please don’t call me chilvarous just because I don’t like a woman to hurt herself. Persistence, alcohol, and making sure your woman isn’t banging into any doors has worked since the beginning of time.
“CHIVARLY” —>> is when some poor shmuck has to put on his suit of armor and make sure his slutty girlfriend isn’t whoring herself out for more male attention on Facebook / twitter / Tinder or any dating websites.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
They have much more than equality so maybe they can hold a door open for me . They have superiority which with wich that comes responsibility. They are strong independent woman so i won’t offend them with chivalry
THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .
Second wave feminism attacked chivalry back in the 1970s often citing that it treated women like they were helpless, you have to remember that back then, “women’s lib” was all about women becoming more like men, soon when men opened the doors and other chivalrous acts, the “ladies” called them sexist pigs.
By the 1990s, most young men have learnt that chivalry isn’t all it’s cracked up to be while women started to realise that they miss chivalry and wanted it back.
All I can say is TOUGH TITTIES!
Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.
I thought they were modern women who wanted sexual equality ?
Oh right… Only when it suits them
I just have to say I love your profile picture. If you are able to edit it maybe change it into blue chains for a more symbolic meaning?
Anyway that is the truth, the lady was shocked when I recited the code of chivalry and told her to wait for her turn
Chivalry never had anything with bending over for women, it was along the lines a code of conduct and helping the helpless and innocent.
I don’t think it’s that simple. I have seen chivalry, but it’s mostly among “brotherhoods” like between soldiers in the military.
Totally. I’m just addressing chivalry as defined by the modern, and even older-generation women.
I think we ALL know where chivalry still lives, and amongst whom. We just cut women out of the equation at their own request.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
I don’t think it’s that simple. I have seen chivalry, but it’s mostly among “brotherhoods” like between soldiers in the military.
Dave Chappelle said it best: Chivalry is dead, and women killed it.
"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,
Today I was asked by a lady why I wasn’t more chivalrous to women. my response was:
“My dear lady, I do not think you know what chivalry is about or what it entails and I can assure you I know the chivalry code like the back of my hand”
If some of you wonder about the code, you need to understand that they differ quite a bit. This one is closest to the one I know:
Link
I always get a lo of inquisitive questions all day long.
My most recent ones are:
~ How did the mongols conquer so much land in their time? Did they really threw people off their cliffs? Was heir any sort of chivalry among them? (There were, actually)
~ Why is it that if you’re not a college graduate, you don’t get a bed to sleep on in prison?
~ Is it really possible to hack a man in half with a bardiche?
Just regular thoughts.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Anonymous
Welcome to the forums.
Can’t wait. We are both university students and being the gentleman that I am, I won’t do this before out finals are over (2 weeks).
Understandable.
All was good at first, but she became more attached, naggy, and unpleasant to be around. She always wants me to spend money on her, and I finally put my foot down. She is such a typical woman and emotions run her life.
Does not sound very ladylike to me, why be a gentleman? Chivalry is dead, women killed it. Freedom trumps feelings, every single time.
Anonymous
That’s what you get when you bring your golf clubs to a minefield! That happened to me in stalled out in summer traffic when I was towing a car through the north end of Springfield (a Spanish neighborhood) this dude was slapping his sinoria around in the street, all the men kept looking at each other, self included, that it’s just none of our business f~~~ing with another man while he’s correcting his woman any way he sees fit, the men carried on as usual as a bunch of women finally came to her rescue. No mi problemo!
I won’t play Mr Cop under any circumstances unless they’re aiming for ME! Chivalry is a man made sickness that fills women with the same narcissism that comes back to f~~~ him in the ass!!!
Anonymous
Nice to avoid the spit of hatred feminism has drenched the spirit of man in, MGTOW, ghosting the spit storm of feminism to let them die in their s~~~ storm of natures retribution.
This is equality ladies, now pick up that M-16 and get your asses up on that wall and start KILLING! It’s easy! Just think abortion turned outward! S~~~, the way you heartlessly abort baby boys in preference of the coveted baby girl? Damn! I feel SORRY FOR THE ENEMY! Who has 50million soldiers they can afford to loose?
I’ll just stay out of the way while the ladies tend to what was once a man’s position! I think it’s great! We’ll have EQUALITY! WE’LL ALL BE TREATED LIKE DISPOSABLE TAMPONS!
I knew we could get together with feminists on something!
I wonder if you ladies will be treated as s~~~ty as the men in the VA hospitals, must suck to lay there stinking in a pile of your own s~~~, or not being seen at all, then ending the suffering by self medication injecting yourselves with bullets to your heads!
Time to grow up sweetcheeks, the patriarchy is dead and along with it all forms of chivalry. WW III you ladies won’t be manufacturing like WW II, you’ll be the boots on the ground FIGHTING!
What a monterf~~~ing disaster your “woman’s world” turned out to be!
Everything goes in the gender blender you designed and built to combat the patriarchy!
CHOP CHOP CHOP, it’s your arms and your legs that will go missing in action this time around!
