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[StargazerParticipant 12505]

This thread makes me wonder what would be in my man test:

1) A filet mignon should always be served at what temperature?

2) Complete the phrase “lefty loosy…” and briefly explain its meaning.

3) You’ve bowled three frames. The first was a strike, the second a 9/1 spare and the third a 7/2. What is your score?

4) Astronauts in orbit feel weightless because: a) there is no atmosphere to push against them b) they are too far from the Earth to feel its pull c) their craft is constantly falling toward the Earth without hitting it.

5) Where is the prostate and what does it do?

6) You have a $5500 available on a $10,000 limit credit card at 12% APR, a Roth IRA with a $6000 annual contribution limit invested in an S&P 500 index fund and $8,000 cash in a consumer checking account. It’s mid-November and this Friday is your 30th birthday… what do you do with the money?

7) Complete the phrase “with great power comes…”

8) Name two of the Axis Powers.

9) What is the name of the song Larry would play to put Curly in a fighting mood?

10) Charcoal, graphite, and diamonds have the following in common: a) they’re all essentially cheap b) they’re all pure carbon c) they’re all organic d) all of the above.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

“Flaming the flag” reuploaded the video with added analysis
Enjoy!

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[narwhalParticipant]

Stargazer wrote:

This thread makes me wonder what would be in my man test:

You couldn’t make this a 100% required to pass test. Otherwise, I’d fail. For the ones I know, I won’t answer…or give a stupid answer.

Stargazer wrote:

1) A filet mignon should always be served at what temperature?

No idea. Not cold, that’s all I know.

Stargazer wrote:

2) Complete the phrase “lefty loosy…” and briefly explain its meaning.

That’s a good one.

Stargazer wrote:

3) You’ve bowled three frames. The first was a strike, the second a 9/1 spare and the third a 7/2. What is your score?

I’ve always had a computer do the scoring, so I never paid that much attention. I do know that there is a ‘multiplying effect’ when you get consecutive strikes and spares.

Stargazer wrote:

4) Astronauts in orbit feel weightless because: a) there is no atmosphere to push against them b) they are too far from the Earth to feel its pull c) their craft is constantly falling toward the Earth without hitting it.

Another solid question.

Stargazer wrote:

5) Where is the prostate and what does it do?

Where, I know. I’d be guessing at exactly what it does.

Stargazer wrote:

6) You have a $5500 available on a $10,000 limit credit card at 12% APR, a Roth IRA with a $6000 annual contribution limit invested in an S&P 500 index fund and $8,000 cash in a consumer checking account. It’s mid-November and this Friday is your 30th birthday… what do you do with the money?

I am risk avert, so I would pay off the CC debt first. If I had no other savings, then I’d keep the remaining cash on hand for emergency. Then again, if that’s all I had, I’d be seriously looking at my spending habits.

Stargazer wrote:

7) Complete the phrase “with great power comes…”

…an obligation to serve and provide for women.

Stargazer wrote:

8) Name two of the Axis Powers.

North pole and South pole.

Stargazer wrote:

9) What is the name of the song Larry would play to put Curly in a fighting mood?

Wasn’t that into the show. You probably could just ask who are Larry and Curly and that other guy.

Stargazer wrote:

10) Charcoal, graphite, and diamonds have the following in common: a) they’re all essentially cheap b) they’re all pure carbon c) they’re all organic d) all of the above.

That’s a nice question. Very well done.

Ok. Then do it.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

1) A filet mignon should always be served at what temperature?

Medium Rare

2) Complete the phrase “lefty loosy…” and briefly explain its meaning.

Righty Tighty. It’s a mnemonic phrase used to remember that you turn most screws to the right or clockwise to tighten them and to the left or counterclockwise to loosen them.

3) You’ve bowled three frames. The first was a strike, the second a 9/1 spare and the third a 7/2. What is your score?

Strikes are worth ten points plus the value of the next two b~~~~, spares are worth ten plus the value of the next one ball. Then do the math. At the end of frame 3, frame 1 would have a score of 20, frame 2 would have a score of 37 and frame 3 would be 46.

4) Astronauts in orbit feel weightless because: a) there is no atmosphere to push against them b) they are too far from the Earth to feel its pull c) their craft is constantly falling toward the Earth without hitting it.

C. Astronauts in orbit are experiencing free fall.

5) Where is the prostate and what does it do?

The prostate gland sits between the bladder and penis along the urethra and produces lubricating fluid that combines with sperm from the testes to produce ejaculate.

6) You have a $5500 available on a $10,000 limit credit card at 12% APR, a Roth IRA with a $6000 annual contribution limit invested in an S&P 500 index fund and $8,000 cash in a consumer checking account. It’s mid-November and this Friday is your 30th birthday… what do you do with the money?

The smart move is to completely pay down your credit debt and then keep the remaining cash on hand for emergencies then buy yourself something cheap and useful (or simply a couple of beers) for your birthday

7) Complete the phrase “with great power comes…”

Great Responsibility

8) Name two of the Axis Powers.

Germany and Japan

9) What is the name of the song Larry would play to put Curly in a fighting mood?

Pop Goes The Weasel

10) Charcoal, graphite, and diamonds have the following in common: a) they’re all essentially cheap b) they’re all pure carbon c) they’re all organic d) all of the above.

D) All of the above.

It’s just a quiz for fun. Nobody is giving out or revoking man cards. A woman would reject the whole notion of taking a man test and that’s how you’d know.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

Keymaster, I would like to take that test. I need to know if I am a man or woman. hahahahaha. just kidding. In fact I think I did take that test.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I could only answer 4-8 and 10 = 60%

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

She was absolutely

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Russky wrote:

I could only answer 4-8 and 10 = 60%

I’m sure you could have looked up the answers if you’d wanted to. The fact that you didn’t bother proves you’ve got nothing to prove which is good enough for me!

[sidecarParticipant 35851]

Stargazer wrote:

This thread makes me wonder what would be in my man test:

1) A filet mignon should always be served at what temperature?

The serving temperature isn’t as important as the cooking time (about ten minutes – more if it’s a thick cut) and the resting period (five minutes) you give it to let the cooking set. I like mine on the rare side of medium. Some men like it more well done. Now I’m not going to say they are wrong, but they’re wrong.

Also try wrapping it in bacon.

2) Complete the phrase “lefty loosy…” and briefly explain its meaning.

Trick question. It’s: “Tighty righty. Lefty loosy.” and it refers to the direction to tightening screws and bolts except for the ones on circular saw blades.

3) You’ve bowled three frames. The first was a strike, the second a 9/1 spare and the third a 7/2. What is your score?

What matters is the bowling, not the score. Nobody want to be the scorekeeper anyways. But I’m pretty sure it’s 10+10+10+7+9=46.

I’ve always considered a man who can consistently pull off the seven ten split more impressive than a mere strike.

4) Astronauts in orbit feel weightless because: a) there is no atmosphere to push against them b) they are too far from the Earth to feel its pull c) their craft is constantly falling toward the Earth without hitting it.

The answer is C unless you want to get all relativistic.

5) Where is the prostate and what does it do?

It sits below your bladder and gives you cancer. It does some other things as well, but the cancer is the main thing.

6) You have a $5500 available on a $10,000 limit credit card at 12% APR, a Roth IRA with a $6000 annual contribution limit invested in an S&P 500 index fund and $8,000 cash in a consumer checking account. It’s mid-November and this Friday is your 30th birthday… what do you do with the money?

Why the f~~~ do you even have a credit card? And why the f~~~ aren’t you paying off your full balance every month?

7) Complete the phrase “with great power comes…”

…another spiderman reference.

But yeah, it’s “great responsibility”.

Meanwhile with a vagina comes no responsibility whatsoever.

8) Name two of the Axis Powers.

Germany, Italy, Japan, and what the f~~~ were you thinking Finland?

9) What is the name of the song Larry would play to put Curly in a fighting mood?

Pop Goes the Weasel. I think it started with Shemp, though.

10) Charcoal, graphite, and diamonds have the following in common: a) they’re all essentially cheap b) they’re all pure carbon c) they’re all organic d) all of the above.

Most store bought charcoal has a lot of ash and crud mixed in. Avoid carbon in briquette or ring adorning form. They’re both ripoffs.

So what’s my prize?

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

“Women don’t want to put men in concentration camps. Men are ludicrous to talk like that”

HEY, those weren’t OUR words.

She is either didn’t do as much “research” as she claimed she did, or is willfully ignoring certain facts. Either way, she is the epitome of an AWALT.

Doesn’t matter what’s “ideal”. Look at the divorce and infidelity stats you cow. Oh and make up your mind. You can’t take the moral high ground while simultaneously saying it should be OK for women to sleep around. You mentioned you made some “mistakes” in your past. You’re just mad people are now pointing out what you and your kind do.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

sidecar wrote:

The serving temperature isn’t as important as the cooking time…

“Temperature” in this case does not refer to Fahrenheit or centigrade but to the degree of cooking… blue, rare, medium rare, medium, etc. No chef will voluntarily serve you a filet that is over or under medium-rare… you’d have to ask for it that way and some die-hard chefs will even refuse to do it.

Trick question.

Not really. It does not apply to all screws, this is true, but the phrase is “Lefty Loosy, Righty Tighty” and that is the meaning.

What matters is the bowling, not the score. Nobody want to be the scorekeeper anyways.

That’s why we let the computers do it now.

I’ve always considered a man who can consistently pull off the seven ten split more impressive than a mere strike.

If you’re a good bowler, you’ll rarely have to pick up a split. Why make extra work for yourself?

The answer is C unless you want to get all relativistic.

Go for it. I’m curious to hear this.

It sits below your bladder and gives you cancer. It does some other things as well, but the cancer is the main thing.

No comment.

Why the f~~~ do you even have a credit card? And why the f~~~ aren’t you paying off your full balance every month?

It’s a hypothetical question. Maybe you had surgery on your cancerous prostate and had to dip into your credit to pay for it.

…another spiderman reference.

Uncle Ben was most certainly not the first individual or character to offer this particular bit of wisdom. Look up the history of the statement. It goes back quite a way. There were manginas throuout history.

Germany, Italy, Japan, and what the f~~~ were you thinking Finland?

An Archer reference?

Pop Goes the Weasel. I think it started with Shemp, though.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where he plays it for Shemp but I’m not going to disagree.

Most store bought charcoal has a lot of ash and crud mixed in.

Close enough.

Your prize? Being a man is its own reward.

[sidecarParticipant 35851]

Stargazer wrote:

but the phrase is “Lefty Loosy, Righty Tighty” and that is the meaning.

I have it from the my grandpa and seconded by the first machine shop I worked in that “tighty righty” goes first because screws start out loose and you have to tighten a screw before you can loosen it (there was a blue joke that went with it, too). But the difference is moot.

If you’re a good bowler, you’ll rarely have to pick up a split. Why make extra work for yourself?

Two words: Side bets.

You can rake in a hell of a lot more by betting you’ll make a seven ten than a strike. Assuming you can actually do it, that is.

Go for it. I’m curious to hear this.

They’re not so much falling as coasting in a straight line, just like the puck coasting in a straight line on an air hockey table or Voyager 1 coasting out beyond the heliopause in interstellar space. Now you wouldn’t say Voyager 1 or the puck are falling would you? Well then neither are the astronauts. The only difference is that the astronauts are near the Earth, and the mass of the Earth (including the mass of a whole lot of obese women) has severely curved the local spacetime so that the astronauts’ straight line path gets warped right around onto itself into more or less an ellipse from where we’re standing.

Which is a much more fun way of thinking about it. If you want more detail than that you’ll have to show me how to post equations here.

It’s a hypothetical question.

Yeah, well, I’m not giving entirely serious answers. I was channeling the spirit of my grandpa for this one. I mean if I went to him to ask if I should pay off $4.5k in credit card debt or put it in an IRA his first question would be: “What the f~~~ were you thinking borrowing four grand?”

Actually, on second thought given how young I was when he died, he’d probably have asked, “What damn fool gave you a credit card, boy? The hell were they thinking?”

That being said, I don’t actually have a personal credit card. My company does, but that’s different. Life is just simpler without any personal debt.

Maybe you had surgery on your cancerous prostate and had to dip into your credit to pay for it.

The cancer thing was an attempt at black humor commentary on the appalling rate of prostate cancer in men. I mean we are more likely to get prostate cancer than women get breast cancer, but breast cancer research gets a f~~~load more funding and attention. You probably say a few of those pink ribbon things today (even if you don’t notice them any more), but I don’t know if prostate cancer even has a colored ribbon to promote awareness about it.

Uncle Ben was most certainly not the first individual or character to offer this particular bit of wisdom.

Oh I know. It’s just that that particular phrase seems like the one thing that all newly minted movie only “Spidey Fans” seemed to remember. And quote over and over and over.

An Archer reference?

If it is then I think I need to look into Archer. I’ve been meaning to for a while, but just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

It’s more a sort of odd man out kind of deal. I know they sided with Germany basically Because Russia, but it seems so out of character. I mean Finland is where crazy internet s~~~ happens by cheerful drunks who don’t seem to realize it’s f~~~ing cold in Finland. Things like squishing random crap in hydraulic presses for the lulz, not unspeakable fascist evil.

Like there’s evil old Adolf Hitler in Germany, thuggish old Benito Mussolini running Italy, and creepy little Hideki Tojo in Japan. But what of Finland? Fascist Moomins?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where he plays it for Shemp but I’m not going to disagree.

I remember them doing the bit with Shemp, but damned if I can remember what in. I remember thinking Curly did it better when I saw Shemp’s take on it. I also vaguely remember the same bit with Curly Joe, but I’m less sure about that. Coming out of vaudeville the Stooges had no problem with recycling gags so they might have repeated it with everyone who wasn’t Moe (because he’s Moe) or Larry (because he was the violinist).

I think I need to go and watch some Stooges.

Your prize? Being a man is its own reward.

Damn straight.

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