"You're Scaring the Girls"

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Alright, just had a funny story just happen right now and I had to share it with y’all.

Let me paint it out for you before the conversation starts:

I’m in Texas. I have a license to carry. I open carry when I have a chance. In between work projects right now, I’ve been delivering for Uber Eats and I swing by Hooter’s at 10 after my “shift” is over, because I can basically get an awesome shrimp plate and a water for $5, and I’m full afterward. Keeps me with my pescatarian diet, and I get it for cheap. Of course, can’t complain about the eye candy, and they typically leave me be for the most part because I charge up my laptop and phone here before I drive another 30 miles back home (I live in the middle of nowhere, LOL).

So, I come in as usual. Manager of restaurant sees me open carrying.

Manager: “Hey, you can’t have that in here unless you’re a cop or something, and it’s kinda scaring the girls here.” (As if I care about people’s emotions over what the law allows. That’s what really bugged me.)

Me: “Oh, that’s cool, no problem. I didn’t see a sign saying I couldn’t so…”

Manager: “Yeah, since we serve alcohol…”

Me: “Oh, I didn’t see the 51% alcoholic sales sign…and I figured since it’s a restaurant and the only sign I saw was an ‘unlicensed firearm’ one which means a licensed person like me can carry in here. Wal-Mart has the same thing.”

Manager: “Actually…let’s go look at the signs we have.”

We walk over to the signs, only one is firearm-related…the one I mentioned. He reads the wording, I pull out my License to Carry

Manager “…I’m sorry about that, you’re right! Thanks for showing me your license, too.” (He shakes my hand) “Kinda glad you have it in case someone in here DOES go nuts, which happens a lot! So sorry about the trouble. You enjoy your food.” The dude seemed totally blown away that

….The management didn’t know what kind of signs they had in their own restaurant? And he thought that using the girls’ emotional reactions to me invoking my 2nd amendment and legal rights was going to make me want to suddenly just give in?

It’s also funny, now the manager is MUCH nicer to me.

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

Most managers have to deal with idiots. So when someone with a few IQ points out the obvious he has to step back.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

“… it’s kinda scaring the girls here”.

Built-in White Knight response. And he assumed that you would have it, too.

Men need to get this garbage out of their heads.

[HermitParticipant]

Good story. Thanks for sharing, Governor. Many girls I know, at least around here, like guns and also carry.

Here’s one trying to shoot my AR for the first time. She’s not a very good student, but at least she can appreciate firearms.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Hermit wrote:

Here’s one trying to shoot my AR for the first time. She’s not a very good student, but at least she can appreciate firearms.

Careful!

This and mentioning Kansas in another thread is coming very close to doxxing yourself.

[HermitParticipant]

Monk wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Here’s one trying to shoot my AR for the first time. She’s not a very good student, but at least she can appreciate firearms.

Careful!
This and mentioning Kansas in another thread is coming very close to doxxing yourself.

Yeah, which is why I decided not to type something else that I was going to.

Too late on the Kansas thing though. I mistakenly mentioned my home state a long time ago.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Good story. Thanks for sharing, Governor. Many girls I know, at least around here, like guns and also carry.
Here’s one trying to shoot my AR for the first time. She’s not a very good student, but at least she can appreciate firearms.

Silly little Herm, no common sense!!
Have you had a gobble off this blond delight?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Good story. Thanks for sharing, Governor. Many girls I know, at least around here, like guns and also carry.Here’s one trying to shoot my AR for the first time. She’s not a very good student, but at least she can appreciate firearms.

Silly little Herm, no common sense!! Have you had a gobble off this blond delight?

At first I lost all common sense, but she soon slapped the common sense right back in me. I only briefly lost control and once regained, all ended well. She moved away and I wasn’t out that much money.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

You really were a high school sock. Now your just a dry old fool with a flaccid c~~~! ha ha!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

I knew from day one you didn’t have a scoob!

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Well, with all the news reports of school shootings, church shootings, and whatnot, people tend to become paranoid.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I pull out my License to Carry

The Constitution should be the only License to carry we need.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

I have a confession about guns. I never once held a real gun. Since I’m now on document to having a mental disorder (Asperger’s), I probably would fail the background check if I were to get a gun, which is fine. I never needed a gun where I go. The only guns I ever played with are super soakers and video game guns (FUN).

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

I have a confession about guns. I never once held a real gun. Since I’m now on document to having a mental disorder (Asperger’s), I probably would fail the background check if I were to get a gun, which is fine. I never needed a gun where I go. The only guns I ever played with are super soakers and video game guns (FUN).

Depending on the laws, I’m PRETTY sure Asperger’s shouldn’t prevent you from carrying if you wanted. I have major depression and it didn’t hold me back. As long as you don’t have any crazy background, you should be fine. It’s SO awesome learning to master them.

Sandals wrote:

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I pull out my License to Carry

The Constitution should be the only License to carry we need.

That’s EXACTLY what I think. It makes me laugh when states have to pass a “Constitutional Carry” law, and I don’t see Texas doing it to be honest.

I know there’s a lot of shootings going on, but that’s exactly why I carry. To protect myself and those around me. That’s why I followed the law, presented to management, and now they leave me alone about it. I wasn’t going to white knight and give the gals what they wanted. If anything, one of them was glad I carried and she said she does as well. I’m not even sure WHICH girl I scared, or if he was just using it as a distraction because HE was scared…which also wouldn’t make any sense, because he says HE has a license to carry as well.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really were a high school sock. Now your just a dry old fool with a flaccid c~~~! ha ha!

Here I sit, broken hearted. I tried to shiit but only farted.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Ranger One wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really were a high school sock. Now your just a dry old fool with a flaccid c~~~! ha ha!

Here I sit, broken hearted. I tried to shiit but only farted.

Did you go to the same school as Herm?

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really were a high school sock. Now your just a dry old fool with a flaccid c~~~! ha ha!

Here I sit, broken hearted. I tried to shiit but only farted.

Did you go to the same school as Herm?

Nope.

Here I art
With downcast glance
I tried to fart
But shiit my pants.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Ranger One wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really were a high school sock. Now your just a dry old fool with a flaccid c~~~! ha ha!

Here I sit, broken hearted. I tried to shiit but only farted.

Did you go to the same school as Herm?

Nope.
Here I artWith downcast glanceI tried to fartBut shiit my pants.

You’re a poet, yet you didn’t even know it.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Ranger One wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really were a high school sock. Now your just a dry old fool with a flaccid c~~~! ha ha!

Here I sit, broken hearted. I tried to shiit but only farted.

Here I sit in deathly vapor
Waiting for some toilet paper
How much longer must I linger
Before I’m forced to use my finger?

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