Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory

[Anonymous 42]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Type II diabetes. It’s the solution to every problem.

I always thought a hammer was the solution to every problem, and the ones it weren’t? A BIGGER HAMMER!

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Anonymous wrote:

I always thought a hammer was the solution to every problem

I dunno…sounds a bit conspiratorial to me.

Sounds like you’ve got a bunch of unreliable witnesses, and stories that are too complicated to be true.

Resident cynic.

[MACHOParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

The disappearance of Keymaster…

Yep he has abducted by some Alien 👽 for sure, a second sign is.. we currently have 0031680 members and the site is still showing the ” Welcome to our first 28K ! ” at the bottom of each page. Abducted and probably being probed as we speak! A moment of silence please.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[WallyParticipant]

Keymaster was abducted by Bigfoot, this is the truth

http://sasquatchresearchers.org/forums/index.php?/topic/852-female-sasquatches-abduct-men-for-intimacy/

He found a NAWALT

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Remove me!Participant]

Still wondering who farted in the elevator I was in Monday. I know it wasn’t me, but there were only women in there with me. Was it a fart? Since I smelt it, did that in fact mean I dealt it?

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[TheSpiceParticipant 2644]

Remove me! wrote:

Still wondering who farted in the elevator I was in Monday. I know it wasn’t me, but there were only women in there with me. Was it a fart? Since I smelt it, did that in fact mean I dealt it?

Indeed. Being that you denied it, it can be said with impunity that you supplied it.

"I've been thinking about what it would be like if we got back together."
"You know it's too late for that."

[Anonymous 14]

Remove me! wrote:

Still wondering who farted in the elevator I was in Monday. I know it wasn’t me, but there were only women in there with me. Was it a fart? Since I smelt it, did that in fact mean I dealt it?

A conspiracy is a crime conspired by two or more individuals. I’m not so sure that qualifies as a conspiracy JD.

[MACHOParticipant]

Providing some meat here for this thread since we seem to have gotten lost in some elevator.

Remove me! wrote:

Still wondering who farted in the elevator I was in Monday. I know it wasn’t me, but there were only women in there with me. Was it a fart? Since I smelt it, did that in fact mean I dealt it?

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 14]

Well then Macho, I shall double down:

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Macho, your avatar is wrong.
Here’s a better one:

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[MACHOParticipant]

Let me turn green for tonight’s Topics again! MACHO ENOUGH FOR U ?

Russky wrote:

Macho, your avatar is wrong.
Here’s a better one

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

It’s better, but nah,.. it’s just that I read your posts in Randy Savage’s voice

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[MACHOParticipant]

PUNY HUMAN

Russky wrote:

It’s better, but nah,.. it’s just that I read your posts in Randy Savage’s voice

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 14]

You’re derailing your own thread man…….

[MACHOParticipant]

You’re absolutely right, but we got participation, quality threads get 10 voices, 10 replies top.. bad ones… you get the picture. Feel free to contribute on the original topic title.

Anonymous wrote:

You’re derailing your own thread man…….

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[MrMeParticipant 651]

This one in the link:

https://9gag.com/gag/adK8rbZ

[ShineParticipant 1696]

Crisis actors, payed internet shills, rigged elections, reptilian overlords.

"Society is to blame" Denton

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Shine wrote:

Crisis actors, payed internet shills

Well the first two are used all the time not sure about about lizards though.

The UK government have basically said they are launching a massive operation of internet shills/trolls. They didn’t use those words but it is what part of their new “anti” fake news unit amounts to.I’ve forgotten what they were calling the operation but it basically involved paying people to amend and correct news articles etc.

And as we know they detained locked up and deported two innocent americans for thinking the wrong thing.

What’s your favourate conspiracy theory that turned out to be true and/or was admitted to. There are many.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Anonymous 1]

9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Remembering 9/11 and the Bush Regime

[Anonymous 14]

9/11

At this point if you think building 7 fell due to a small short lived non intense fire and very minor damage off in one corner all on it’s own, you are a f~~~ing retard. Spend some time on Youtube watching what happens to steel buildings that burn intensely for a long period of time… They do not behave like this…Then take into account that all the U.S. has been doing since then is going after Iran’s allies, just as Israel wants, and if you can’t see the big picture, then you are beyond retarded.

There is no way they went in there and rigged it to fall in an hour or two while filled with smoke… There is no footage of an army of demolitions experts running into that smoke filled building, also, demo experts say it would take weeks if not a month to rig a building that size…Therefore it was rigged beforehand, therefore any logical mind would call B.S. on the entire day’s events.

I believe there are many within the U.S. Government who know the truth, and the fact that it will never come out shows you just how far gone the United States is.

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