Young Kids Forced To Write Gay Love Letters in School

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Dear Yacov,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

You’re butthole is like a red red rose. It’s scent brings me to the back alley where the whores have their abortions.

How I long to stuff my sausage into your tart meet-grinder, throbbing, like the big brain at the end of Metroid.

Your scrotum on my chin is like morning dew in a communist death valley. I froth at your milkweed.

I bid you, adieu, my fair foggat.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Sandals wrote:

Dear Yacov,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
You’re butthole is like a red red rose. It’s scent brings me to the back alley where the whores have their abortions.
How I long to stuff my sausage into your tart meet-grinder, throbbing, like the big brain at the end of Metroid.
Your scrotum on my chin is like morning dew in a communist death valley. I froth at your milkweed.
I bid you, adieu, my fair foggat.

Yes!

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

Now… had they written something like that, would they have gotten in trouble? It’s like one of those catch 22s, like “Islam is Right about Women”

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