You cannot pee standing up

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    Gnostic
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    You cannot pee standing up

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

    German tried that in the past.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/1469694/German-men-told-they-can-no-longer-stand-and-deliver.html

    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

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    It’s more hygienic to SIT on a public toilet seat?

    Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

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    Boar
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    It’s more hygienic to SIT on a public toilet seat?

    No, it is just another attack on men. We have to do the same thing they do so we know how miserable it is to be a special snowflake.

    I predict the next law will be that all brides will be gifted a state-sponsored strapon at the wedding.

    Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

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    I had a friend (total mangina) whose domineering girlfriend made him sit down to pee.
    The last time I visited him the bitch tried telling me that I had to do the same.

    I responded by p~~~ing everywhere but the toilet and then left without saying a word.

    Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

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    Anonymous
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    I will p~~~ on there faces.

    I will p~~~ on there anscestors graves

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    I had a friend (total mangina) whose domineering girlfriend made him sit down to pee.
    The last time I visited him the bitch tried telling me that I had to do the same.

    I responded by p~~~ing everywhere but the toilet and then left without saying a word.

    way to go.

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    In a previous workplace we had unisex cubicles in one of the buildings.

    Ocassionally when i was in a bad mood, i’d p~~~ all over the toilet seat to cheer myself up.

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    Uchibenkei
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    that article looks a bit old, but as a protest, men should go and p~~~ on their parliamen or whatever they have in sweden.

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    This is impossible to enforce with current privacy laws anyway.

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    Antikythera
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    I’ve p~~~ed whilst sat on the toilet before. But it was when I was sicker than or more exhausted than a dog and didn’t have the energy to stay standing. And of course those critical moments after a s~~~ when anything could slip out without warning. But just a regular p~~~? I’ll stand and stand proudly.

    I’d think that such a law would be untenable. If they replaced urinals with toilets we’d still stand up in the stall. We’d make more mess because the toilet would splash more than the urinal. If anything, the law would make more mess. And like Inxentas said, the privacy laws would make it practically unenforceable. I’d say this is just a law to gain social justice brownie points.

    And the hygiene of sitting down goes straight out the window once you get a fellow who is well-endowed and has the end of his john thomas sitting in the water.

    I’ve got a thought. Maybe urinals are the reason why it is far less common to see lines for men’s bathrooms. If we need to take a p~~~, we just unbutton, unzip, and let it go. The prep takes less than 2 seconds. But a woman needs to open the stall door, close it, lock it, and then she’ll probably put one of those BS tissue or kraft paper seat covers on it, and only then can she unbutton, unzip, and let it go. The prep time could take 15 seconds or more, and has to be repeated after the p~~~ing is done. Multiply 30 seconds by X amount of women and you get minutes of additional wait time.

    "Is freedom anything else than the right to live as we wish? Nothing else." -Epictetus

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