YET another Woman Joke of the day!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his coffee when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back were about 300 men walking in single file.

The Jewish man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:

“I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”

“My wife’s.”

‘What happened to her?”

“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse”

“My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.”

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked, “Can I borrow the dog?”

The Italian man replied, “Get in line.”

[Anonymous 7]

Most excellent, sir!

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

🙂

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Can I borrow the dog

Who’s a good dog? Good Boy!!!

[Anonymous 25]

Nice one

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Hah, nice!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

A man and his ex-wife were fighting for custody of their son.

The woman said, “I carried him for nine months and wasted my life feeding him and cleaning his diaper while his father was working all the time and never spent any time with him. I should get the child.”

The man said, “Your honor, if you put a dollar in the soda machine, and a soda pops out, who owns the soda: you, or the machine?”

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[TicParticipant 4329]

An American jewish old couple go to Jerusalem for a visit. While there, the wife dies. The man goes to a funeral parlor.

“well, you have two choices, sir” said the funeral director.

“you can bury her here in the holy land for $500. Or you can ship her body back to USA but that’s $5000.”

The husband thinks for a second, then replies, “I think I’ll ship her back to USA”

“really??!, why sir. Wouldn’t it be better to bury her here in Jerusalem, as a jew should be, and it’s cheaper.”

The husband replied: “Listen, pal. 2000 years ago, they buried a jew here, 3 days later he was resurrected. I don’t want any chance for the bitch to come back.”

God bless peace and freedom.

[AttonParticipant]

Was the dog called Hillary.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Y_Participant 4591]

Haha – can I get in line? – for my sister-in-law

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat’s remains.

As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, “I have a dead pussy.” The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, “Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common.”

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