Wrap It Up

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Another Sleaford Mods type ditty

Strangers harassing
Strangely when passing

A sewage smile

Keep pushing me mate
I’ve enough on my plate

Manager thinks he’s full of test
Pigeon chest…
At best

Got done in the playground
Ears of a Greyhound

Huge bastards

As big as that waist
Lose some weight mate
You leave a sour taste

Regular
Got his own bar stool

Downs malt after malt
Every other c~~~s fault

A John Wayne gait
F~~~ off mate!

Shut your mouth
It’s bad for your health

Outside dollies
“Want business love”
“Nah, you been used more than Tesco’s trollies”

That bastard neighbour
A curtain twitcher
A certain snitcher

Go back inside mate
Your making me irate

TV
Full of adverts
Showing perverts
With VD

Bodyform for you
But not for me

What’s for tea?
A big bowl of Spaghetti

Third night in a row
No wonder a turd likes to grow

Bowel movements
Baden Powell movements

Every c~~~ wants rights
Even them LGBT munts in tights

Wrap it up

Night Night

[Gravel PitParticipant]

[Gravel PitParticipant]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

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When I am going to get my own film?
When and why was Colin Combover put in a coma (Part 1).

[HermitParticipant]

Seems as though perhaps I served as some sort of inspiration for a few of those lines…………….

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Those guys “get it”

There is a spirit in them that can’t be extinguished.

They understand life. Undeniable vibrancy and HEART

f&*k the BOZOS man

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

a life is short, mine is shorter

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

As short life. I don’t know man. Can you wipe your own ass without leaving s~~~ on the power switch? Does the Idea of P~~~ing and s~~~ting in your own room make you uncomfortable. I mean like in a bucket? Or a Pea container?

Let me make this clear. You could make $3000 a month in retirement. And it’s worthless if you can’t live a good life. Or a happy one.

I don’t know what this rag is about old age. But I don’t think any of you have a problem smelling like a walking latrine. I would not worry about death. I would worry about dying unhappy. And that being able to wipe your own ass bit is sort of important. I think old folks homes should come standard with Bidet’ . Switches you should not have to operate, and everything pretty much being like a robot in your home doing it for you.

Call it what you will, size alone does not matter as much as technique. Everyone wants to live forever. But no one ever think about what it would be like to grow so old, you could not move your own legs. Take a shower. Go for a walk. Or even be able to see.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[HermitParticipant]

iMickey503 wrote:

As short life. I don’t know man. Can you wipe your own ass without leaving s~~~ on the power switch? Does the Idea of P~~~ing and s~~~ting in your own room make you uncomfortable. I mean like in a bucket? Or a Pea container?
Let me make this clear. You could make $3000 a month in retirement. And it’s worthless if you can’t live a good life. Or a happy one.
I don’t know what this rag is about old age. But I don’t think any of you have a problem smelling like a walking latrine. I would not worry about death. I would worry about dying unhappy. And that being able to wipe your own ass bit is sort of important. I think old folks homes should come standard with Bidet’ . Switches you should not have to operate, and everything pretty much being like a robot in your home doing it for you.
Call it what you will, size alone does not matter as much as technique. Everyone wants to live forever. But no one ever think about what it would be like to grow so old, you could not move your own legs. Take a shower. Go for a walk. Or even be able to see.

I’m not sure why you brought this up and I’m also not sure who you’re talking to, but I definitely do not want to live forever and I certainly don’t want to live if I can’t take care of myself. I have no death wish, but being alive while someone has to take care of you is not living. That’s not a life and death is preferable.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Seems as though perhaps I served as some sort of inspiration for a few of those lines…………….

Don’t fatter yourself. You rarely entertain my thoughts.

This one came to me last night as I was watching some nonsense on you-tube.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Those guys “get it”
There is a spirit in them that can’t be extinguished.
They understand life. Undeniable vibrancy and HEART
f&*k the BOZOS man

The price of being working-class fodder.

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