Women’s tinder tick boxes

[MattKParticipant 15]

– Vegan (still fat)
– Yoga (still fat)
– “Travel junkie” (usually “looking for a travel buddy” or someone to actually arrange it because you’re too scared and stupid)
– “Two kids who are my world” (why do you need a bloke then you fat s~~~)

What else?

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha

I love those woman who say “I like to travel “. Like that is a fantastic weird feature BITCH EVERYONE LIKES TO TRAVEL.

How about you say “I like to work and make good money Soo I can pay for my travel expenses”

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

You forgot 10 year old user image and photos.

And Every tinder woman is a confident young girl. Confident about what, I don’t know.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

I like to have Fun – Who don’t
Never says what kind of Fun though. Probably not the same idea of Fun as me.

I really spent far too much time on those sites, with varied results.

Sometimes you’re the flavour of the month and get loads of messages. Others you’re invisible.
Sometimes you hook up and it’s straight down to business. Others they are just scoping you out to see if you will fund their lifestyle.

I rarely if ever message first. There’s no point. She will get hundreds of messages a day. Why be lost in the crowd?

If they want you they’ll let you know, so don’t waste your time spamming them.
It only makes you look desperate.

Don’t put loads of detail on your profile. Be vague. Don’t answer questions quickly or fully.
Always keep something back.

Rotate photos regularly. The photo really is the important aspect of your profile. Doesn’t matter how witty or nice you try to make yourself sound. It’s all down to the picture.

Be aware that most of what they put will be a pack of lies. Everything TBH.

Treat it like a game or casual interest.

If you really wanna’ get laid you HAVE to go out into the real world and do it the old fashioned way.

I can’t be bothered anymore.

It's Time to get Wise

[Anonymous 18]

Women are like children.

You ask a child what he wants to be, and he will say astronaut. And people will be like ‘aw thats good’.

You ask a woman what she wants in a man, and she will reach for the stars. And people will be like ‘aw thats nice’

You ask a grown man what he wants in a woman, and he will say ‘no single mother or obese women’. And people will be like ‘aw you’re a piece of s~~~ for not liking fat women and raising another man’s sperm’.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

WHENEVER I look at Women Advertising for C~~~, It always amazes me at all the “things” that they supposedly “enjoy”.

They have a Laundry List Like: Dining Out, Movies, Traveling, Cruises, Weekend Getaways, Beach, Hiking, Biking, Watching Professional Sports, and of course the proverbial night at home ETC. ETC. ETC.

In other words, The lil Cupcake is SCREAMING, “Entertain Me, Feed ME, Bring Me Here, Bring Me There, and it’s “UNDERSTOOD” that for all this “companionship” that YOU GET TO FINANCE IT ALL AS WELL !!” OH, Lucky Mangina !!

How about the HO that Says Something Like. “I ENJOY Cooking, Baking, Cleaning, Staying Home MORE than Going Out and PROVIDING in ALL AREAS for My SIGNIFIGANT Other, and I’m a Responsible Independent Adult and CHOOSE to STAY THAT WAY, but am up to meeting in the middle a couple/few times a week.

Of Course, THIS is still a TRAP, but at least it would be DIFFERENT then Pretty Much EVERY OTHER ADVERTISEMENT FOR C~~~.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

WTF are you on Tinder for anyway?!
Get a grip!!!

[Anonymous 0]

I LOVE to laugh!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

Awakened wrote:

WHENEVER I look at Women Advertising for C~~~, It always amazes me at all the “things” that they supposedly “enjoy”.

Along those lines, every woman I dated in my past claimed that she ENJOYED sucking dick. They supposedly ENJOYED f~~~ing too. You’d think that when somebody ENJOYS doing something, they would automatically just do it without asking or any persuasion.
When women claim that they “enjoy” doing something it has one of two meanings;
Either she enjoys doing it when someone else does the work or pays the cost OR
She means that she is WILLING to do it. Usually as a prelude to getting something that she wants or needs.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

As far as Tinder goes, just buy MTCH and put a stop loss on it.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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