Women's deal with motorcycles????

[kbbroilerParticipant 886]

I have a question I would throw out there. What’s the deal with women and motorcycles? I got a bike towards the end of last summer. When some of these women found out I got a bike, they are like take me for a ride. Now I had a Mustang a 5.0 from the 80’s and never got a response like this with a car. A bike women ask for rides and so forth. I mean is a Bike like the symbian machine that Howard Stern uses to bring a man to orgasm. I don’t know I noticed this and I don’t know if it’s my paranoia because I’m always on guard with women. I also noticed this on personal ads as well. If anyone has any insight, let me know. Thanks.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

The bad boy image that goes with bikers and the like probably simply gets their pussies wet.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Mango Ingaway wrote:

The bad boy image that goes with bikers and the like probably simply gets their pussies wet.

^^^^^This….

I have been riding for 27+ years…ride a nice bike, act like a total asshole and the pussy just falls in your lap…go figure…just look out because bike whores are some of the nastiest in good and bad ways…

p.s. just enjoy it for what it is and don’t forget…Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool!

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Everybody wants to ride the sidecar.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

ok Broiler,
pay attention here: a motorcycle is a 500 pound piece of shiney, vibrating metal that gets nice and warm, gets a lot of attention, goes 100+ miles an hour, and fits between your legs…

Which part of this did you think women would fail to notice…???

😛

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

It’s just a phase!

just like bad boys.

white women with blacks (now, white women don’t want to date them anymore). No idea why!

Black women with white guys. See above

Going to dance clubs, drinking

marriage

Motherhood

working or career woman.

I’m strong and independent.

I don’t need a man.

you get the idea! Each phase last for about 3 to 5 years.

Funny part about biker chicks, they love them when their boyfriends have them, but once they marry them, they want the guy to sell it.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Funny part about biker chicks, they love them when their boyfriends have them, but once they marry them, they want the guy to sell it

I don’t find it odd or funny at all.  They know full well that it is attractive, and what attracted them to you in the first place.  They don’t want you riding around solo and attracting women other than themselves.  The bike is done serving HER purposes; it’s no longer for your own enjoyment or going to exist for the likely event that another broad is going to now notice you.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

This is a great one. It’s been my experience that females get moist and tingly for dudes on motorcycles and for the thought of riding on said motorcycle (and said dude)… up to the point that they actually start to give a s~~~ about you… which is inevitable, particularly if you’re a dirtbag and she thinks she can “fix” you… at which point they say something along the lines of “If you won’t give up the bike then I’m leaving, I can’t take the pain of the thought of losing you in a wreck.”

Then when you DO give up the bike because, you know, you can’t be all that worthless if someone loves you, she goes and f~~~s some other dirtbag with a bike.

The Aristocrats!

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

worst part is when gash want to ride. i saw the movie “why we ride” and some old c~~~ f~~~ing has the audacity to say c~~~s (okay, not a word for word accurate quote) are stronger than guys.

But in the movie, there is the story of Dave Barr. I mean this guy is a f~~~ing god. Multiple combat tours with multiple nations. Gets his limbs blown off and wants to come back and finish his last tour.

His next move was to ride solo across the WORLD, across Siberia, well you get it and can google it. Find a c~~~ that has come even close. Stupid old c~~~ in the movie would just shut her withered old yap if someone challenged her with Mr.Barr’s strength.

Stupid c~~~s invading male dominated spaces. Just give me the name of one c~~~ who has even designed a production bike.

 

 

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

The ones I watch out for are the married women that “forgot” their ring at home, or the women that want to make their boyfriend jealous.

I’m not dealing with bulls~~~ like that, it’s against “bros before hoes”.

I ask directly “Do you have a husband or boyfriend?”

Any response other than “No” results in “Ask again after you’re single.”

Half the time, one of her friends pipe up “I’m single!”, guess who gets to ride…

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