Gargamel posted a really great thread today about “Horse Chicks” and it got me thinking about the various types of women personalities. I thought it might be insightful to dive into the each one and what makes them terrible.
High School Diploma Slut: Hates knowledge, know it all, poor typically, drugs/alcohol, very sexual. This is the woman who is an “office manager” at 40 who makes copies all day. At age 18 she went straight to work and was “making bank” while all of her friends were in college being dumb.
Community College Slut: Loves to party, doesn’t make great long-term decisions, sexual but more driven than the high school slut.
College Slut: Any typical American girl. Comes from mid-high level income level. All different types but just about all love alcohol, chads and f~~~ing.
Waitress Slut: Usually poor, single mom, looking for walking wallet, makes terrible life decisions and doesn’t get an education. Life catches up with them around age 25.
Hairdresser Slut: Bubbly, Obnoxious, Never Shuts Up, Sexual, Dumb. Sometimes fat sometimes very attractive. Always down to drink excessively.
Fat Hipster Slut: Makes up for her lack of beauty with pink hair and giant glasses, sexual, liberal idiot, easily offended, lack of male attention leads to mental issues
Skinny Hipster Slut: Studied psychology in college, liberal, very easily offended, intelligent very selfish, into art, palm reading, horoscopes, s~~~ty indie bands, instagram, wanna be instagram photographer, smokes weed, has a lot of mental problems.
Former College Athlete Slut: Male like tendencies, bro like, full of herself, very sexual, drinks heavily, snarky, driven but also very bitchy. Still plays rec league volleyball.
Triathlete Slut: Mid-20s – 30s years old, runs for purpose and to post on social media, usually married or in serious relationship, intelligent but thinks she is better than everyone else, shows very little emotion and oftentimes is very serious
5k Fun Run Slut: Wanna be Triathlete but doesn’t have the work ethic. Just wants to be able to say she is a runner and post to social media
Foreign Slut: Usually from Brazil, Sweden or Philippines. They love to showcase how exotic they are but are still vapid empty creatures. They love the attention America brings them where they are more in demand due to all of the fatties here.
Mid 20s Party Girl Slut: Has low level marketing, PR or social media blogger job. Lives in an crappy 500 sq apartment in a major city. Enjoys wearing slutty c~~~tail dresses from Forever 21 and H&M to downtown bars on the weekends. Currently has 4 dating apps and is talking to 5-10 men at any given time and banging 2-3. May or may not come from money, enjoys brunch with her “bitches”, shopping, uggs, starbucks, small ugly dogs and wine.
Mid 30s Slut: Full of anger due to all of that c~~~ over the years that has made her hallow and empty. Has mid level job but isn’t moving in any direction. She may or may not move and start over somewhere. Enjoys Netflix, wine, and applying face cream to her budding wrinkles. Has at least 1 dog or cat by this point.
Mid 40s Slut: Usually single mom or divorcee. Full of mental problems, rage and feelings of desperation. May or may not still be a giant bitch… who are we kidding she still is.
Church Slut: Usually a girl from a strict upbringing who likes to please everyone. Dreams of the Betty Crocker Life. Don’t let it fool you, she loves the dick and secretly wants a Chad to take her away from the conformity of religion. Church sluts can also be extremely damaged regular sluts who sought out guidance from a group that must accept them. Those women are usually extremely f~~~ed up.
Biker Slut: These women are on the cusp of being a dyke. Usually in the metal or angsty music. Never really grew out of their goth stage and don’t fit in with just about any other group. Wear a lot of black, drink and do drugs and are usually poor. They hate men and are extremely hateful and angry.
High Maintenance Slut: Everything is about her at all times more so than the average girl. She usually comes from money and has been spoiled her entire life. Her career, house and man all must live up to a laundry list of expectations. Usually a wet blanket in bed and will eat a man alive.
Boring Slut: This woman is very quiet and will follow you. She is not a leader. She usually has a boring job and generally is a awful to be around. There is no excitement or passion within her. She will never keep a conversation going, has no hobbies or interests. Usually low self esteem, mental issues accompany this girl.
World Traveler Slut: This woman always seems to be in a different country and you better believe there are pictures of everywhere she goes. She craves validation and really doesn’t appreciate the local culture on any level. She is bored with her life and has little purpose. Usually mom or dad or a Chad pay for her trips.
Domestic Traveler Slut: This woman picks a new city to live in every couple of years. She gets bored easily never bonds with other women or men. Job hops. Usually there is a lot of drama in her life and when the heat gets to much she packs up and starts over.
Single Mom Slut: Ah yes, this could be any of the women above who find a Chad and f~~~ up either by not taking birth control or by roping him into having a kid. Chad usually leaves or if the woman is older divorce rapes him. She usually is a drunk, druggie and poor. She makes bad long-term decisions and now must find a beta to pay for her life.
The Career Bitch Slut: This woman wants to be the boss and in control at all times. You will fight with her on everything. Domineering and ruthless personality. Usually a lawyer, accountant/finance, professor, doctor or researcher. She will f~~~ you up good before you can even blink.
The Outdoorsy Slut: This woman is rugged and enjoys camping, climbing, backpacking and skiing. This woman is a mixture of the triathlete slut and the party girl slut. She craves adventure but is more cautious. Usually intelligent but outspoken and liberal. They are not very feminine and don’t age well due to being in the sun all the time. Hygiene is suspect.
The Hippie Slut: This slut enjoys drugs, raves, not washing her hair, odd thrift store clothes, tattoos, piercings and a staunch liberal mentality. Usually a vapid idiot who thinks they know it all. Oftentimes found at college campuses.
The Horse Slut: See Gargamel post. Characterized by snobby, quiet and aloof personality. Seeking odd alpha attachment with a horse. Usually mental problems.
The Cool Chick Slut: This girl may seem very cool at first like a best friend who happens to be a female. Don’t fool yourself, this woman really isn’t into video games, music, technology, sports etc… She fakes it to be “one of the bros”. Usually has lots of guy friends as she is hostile towards other females. She also likes to bang a lot of guys in the social circle.
The Nurturing Slut: This woman is usually is a teacher, zoo keeper, nurse or therapist. She gets off on having someone weaker than her have to depend on her for care. However, their nurturing ways don’t apply to men only to those she deems need her love.
The Animal Slut: This woman could apply to all of the woman on the list but this woman is obsessed with her tiny dog or cat which could include a Pug, French Bulldog or Chihuahua. They post hundreds of pictures of their pet, take it on the airplane and dress them up with stupid sweaters. I’ve even had an ex who created a Facebook Business Page to pretend that her dog had fun adventures with fake captions of what her dog would think. They pretend their pet is a child and at some deeper level are starved of love and attention. She will never love a man more than her dog. Usually has mental problems.
Gold Digger Slut: This woman is usually in her mid 20s and dates a guy 10-15 years old than her. She is smart and knows that money trumps looks of chads. She is lazy but also very attractive. She will exchange sex for money/security. Older gold diggers will often entrap a man and divorce rape him at a later time.
Well that is all I can think of right now. Feel free to add to the list of any I’ve forgotten.
Skeptisk 3 years ago.
