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The funniest line is at the end: “It’s hard to say whether my my V-steam was worth $50. If you’re Gwyneth Paltrow and $50 is what you use to wipe your butt (true story?), then yes. If you’re a human being who lives on this Earth, probably not. You can take a hot bath, sit in a sauna, or microwave a glass of lemon water and just squat over it for 10 minutes for very similar results. But did I kinda love it and want to go back? I guess I just have to work harder so I can afford it. Wait. What?”
http://www.fastcompany.com/3041307/body-week/i-went-to-a-spa-for-my-uterus-and-this-is-my-story
But if a skinny blonde in an ugly wig tells me that blowing hot air up my vagina is going to cure everything I’ve ever suffered from, including a bad relationship with my mother, well, then, I’m gonna listen to Gwyneth Paltrow, because girlfriend knows science.
I wonder if it takes the wrinkles out of the ‘ol meat curtains?
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...I wonder if it takes the wrinkles out of the ‘ol meat curtains?
THAT’s comedy right there. LOL
Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.
I just have to WTF as to why your reading such an article…
My Goal: To Leave Society.
Hotnoob: Really? Lol – sorry, man, I didn’t know until now I wasn’t allowed to stumble across crazy s~~~ like this at random, which is exactly how it happened. However, now that I know someone wants me to explain in detail how I happen across this crap maybe next time I’ll be sure to completely track every movement I ever make across the internet so as to satisfy every random person’s curiousity as to how I found a particular article. This one happened to make me laugh out loud as to its absolute ridiculousness.
Or, on the other hand, maybe I won’t give a f~~~ what someone thinks about how I did. Like now. Any other questions?
I agree that is it worthwhile to read the things that women read. Reading what they read gives great insight into what they think.
“Know your enemy…”
Sun TsuLook, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you
I agree that is it worthwhile to read the things that women read. Reading what they read gives great insight into what they think.
Agreed sir! You KNOW that women probably know more about men that we do (OK – an exaggeration but you get my point) because they read men stuff. Why can’t men peek at pussy pages to learn more about what makes them tick?
On another note: Anybody know where I can go to take care of my drooling problem?? Anytime the thought or image of a snatch comes into my brain I start drooling!! Does anybody know of a pussy-detox forum / service? Ha ha ha!! It has been a long time man – A LLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG TIME!!
"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore RooseveltWhoa whoa whoa!!!! STOP!!! I just re-read your post GoneGalt. NOBODY should EVER blow air into the vagina!! That is a very good way for the woman to get air bubbles into the blood and cause a heart attack. I forgot the exact medical term for this but the gyno for my wife (when I was married) always told me – because I LOVE to eat pussy (there I go again DROOLING – DAMNIT!!) that I should never blow air in there. OK – funny visual right – like – what I am I going to do blow her up like a balloon???
But seriously – not wise to do that.
"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore RooseveltMGTOW means going your own way, and more specifically, not being swayed by the influences of women.
If you see a woman with car problems, are you going to stop for her? would of stopped for her if she were not a woman?
Same thing applies to literature in my opinion.
Would you of read an article about men blowing steam up their asses? or did you just read this article because it was about women and not men.
My Goal: To Leave Society.
Asked and answered. To ignore what the opposite sex thinks and does strikes me as bizarre. That’s how we ended up as MGTOWs, right? Of course I read it because it was about women, I don’t get your point at all – or are you insinuating that I or anyone else should only read articles about men? Seriously, man, if this topic troubles you so then why did you bother to open it?
No point in replying when you argue like a woman.
My Goal: To Leave Society.
I don’t know what your problem is and I don’t give a f~~~. Grow up, noob, and stop your stupid shaming s~~~. Bottom line is if you don’t like a topic, that’s your right, but quit bitching about it because you come off as some kind of teenager.
Everytime a f~~~ing female “celeb” opens her mouth and says something you end up hearing about whether you like it or not. Unless you are living in the woods or something with no TV or internet. The s~~~ is everywhere. 24×7 non-stop bulls~~~ gossip and advertising. Western society is drowning in this e-dross.
I knew about this story without even clicking on any link or seeking it out in any way.
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