Women are like werewolves and vampires

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

You see a pretty woman, fall for her, get married and then suddenly she changes into a monster at least once per month (every full moon?). It is only after she’s undergone this hideous transformation and that a man see’s her for what she truly is…a beautiful little snowflake shell hiding the monster inside. A veritable wolf in sheep’s clothing.

When the inevitable divorce happens…she is forever haunting his life..with lifetime Alimony sucking his life’s blood out of him with every paycheck.

[GrumpyParticipant]

All the more reason to protect your assets with silver bullets and wooden stakes.

BTW are you saying they are psycho hairy bitches that suck the life out of you?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[RhettParticipant 637]

Grumpy wrote:

BTW are you saying they are psycho hairy bitches that suck the life out of you?

The Prettier they are the more psychotic they are.

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Werewolves and vampires can’t do s~~~ to ghosts.

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