Women Are Like Flowers

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    FunInTheSun
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    I like to hike in the mountains during the spring season because the flowers bloom and add amazing colours to the landscape. If I were to pluck one of these flowers from the ground and take it home, it would shrivel up. That’s how it is with the pretty women I see walking around. I can admire the way they look, but I can’t keep them as an object to look at where I live. Their beauty will fade away over time, and I’ll end up with a shriveled up version of what they used to be.

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

    #673770
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    That is quite offensive to flowers.

    Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

    #673775
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    NerdTunneler
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    But Chad the bumbling bee gets to suck the juices outta that flower….
    Chad is still working for the hive…

    I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

    #673776
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    Untamed
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    Like flowers??
    More like Dionaea muscipulae – or Venus Flytraps.
    flytrap
    Don’t get caught with your pants down around one of those.

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    #673783
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    FunInTheSun
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    More like Dionaea muscipulae – or Venus Flytraps.

    Ouch!

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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    Boar
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    Well. they do have similarities. Both can get the blue ribbon for best dried arrangement….

    Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

    #673898
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    Awakened
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    Some look really beautiful until you get up close and realize that they are completely FAKE.

    In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

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