Women are like alligators

[MIKETOWParticipant 757]

I don’t hate alligators. I don’t condone hurting or harassing alligators. Alligators serve a purpose and have inherent worth…

…But I would never get too close to an alligator in regards of my own well being.

[MERCHParticipant 56]

Lets get some woman skin boots! or better yet…. Golden Unicorn boots….we can brand them, AWALT. if only i could find one of those damn things….

[MIKETOWParticipant 757]

MERCH wrote:

Lets get some woman skin boots! or better yet…. Golden Unicorn boots….we can brand them, AWALT. if only i could find one of those damn things….

LOL. I just felt that it was a good analogy for how I feel on the matter.

[MERCHParticipant 56]

i know exactly what you mean and i instantly agreed, and for some strange reason thats where my mind went. not trying to detract from your original statement.
I would agree that they can definitely f*** your day up! Just remember, even the alligator tamer get his hand bitten off from time to time.
MERCH

[MIKETOWParticipant 757]

MERCH wrote:

i know exactly what you mean and i instantly agreed, and for some strange reason thats where my mind went. not trying to detract from your original statement.
I would agree that they can definitely f*** your day up! Just remember, even the alligator tamer get his hand bitten off from time to time.
MERCH

You’re 100% right.

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

To say that women are like alligators is to assert that they have a reptilian nature. Reptiles have very limited thinking. Their primary motivators are to eat, procreate, and for the mothers to protect their young for a limited time.

Women to claim that they don’t need men, and that they don’t need men to raise children supports the idea that women have a reptilian nature. When was the last time a male alligator looked after his own brood?

Women have the capacity for logic and reason, and they apply these higher mental functions regularly to abscond men’s resources and money. They accomplish this by pretending to be one person then showing their true nature after their men are trapped in a relationship. Again, metaphorically speaking, we see women behaving like a reptile in outward behavior. A chameleon.

The problem that I have with any analogy comparing women to a reptile, is that reptiles, regardless of gender, see to their own needs, and never pretend to be anything other than what they are.

So, let’s take a look at the attributes that are often lamented about the ‘fairer sex’.

A lack of integrity – They are without honor and is indescriminant in selecting it’s victim

A lack of creativity – Historically, men have created and built in excess of 99.9 percent of all innovations and infrastructure in the world, while women live in it.

Patience – A woman has all of the forebearance of a Trapdoor spider when it comes to acquiring what it wants.

A predatory nature – A woman will, figuratively speaking, hunt down and consume the flesh and bones of its prey. Man.

Camouflage – A woman has the ability to physically and motivationally beguile it’s prey in to believing that is a benign creature.

Many, many more physical, intellictual, and physical attributes than can be enumerated.

However, the once creature found in nature that you can compare these qualties with is a parasite. A flea can live a year without food and drinks the blood of its host without giving anything in return. They are not easily detected and not choosey about where its next meal comes from. They provide nothing and only exist to procreate.

So let’s cut the reptiles a break. Their better than that.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Soldier-Medic wrote:

However, the once creature found in nature that you can compare these qualties with is a parasite. A flea can live a year without food and drinks the blood of its host without giving anything in return. They are not easily detected and not choosey about where its next meal comes from. They provide nothing and only exist to procreate.

So let’s cut the reptiles a break. Their better than that.

I….need some time to absorb this.I’ll go in the fetus position for a bit.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

The ‘woman as parasite’ analogy struck me recently, too. I think it’s worth exploring.

[MERCHParticipant 56]

Soldier-Medic wrote:

To say that women are like alligators is to assert that they have a reptilian nature. Reptiles have very limited thinking. Their primary motivators are to eat, procreate, and for the mothers to protect their young for a limited time.

Patience – A woman has all of the forebearance of a Trapdoor spider when it comes to acquiring what it wants.

A predatory nature – A woman will, figuratively speaking, hunt down and consume the flesh and bones of its prey. Man.

Camouflage – A woman has the ability to physically and motivationally beguile it’s prey in to believing that is a benign creature.

Effin A! The movie Predator was about women the whole time…..why didn’t I see this sooner….
but seriously… those metal faced, triple beam lazered, heat seeking death machines can smell money a complete GALAXY away….just ask Arnold.

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