Woman Jokes

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

Here some jokes for MGTOW I found. Enjoy!:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her

What’s a woman’s favorite sleeping position? Around

How do you spell Woman backwards? Kitchen

What do you call a woman who cant make a sandwich? Single

Whats the difference between a woman and a knife? The knife has a point

What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong

Why do Women have periods? Because they deserve them

Women are like rocks. They’re only cool after they get wet.

What is loud and obnoxious? A woman!

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Great funny stuff, Kaido.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Why do Women keep their eyes closed during sex? Because they can’t stand seeing men enjoy themselves.

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