Wimyn Code Words

[WOTGMSpectator 749]

“Bob is such a nice guy!” = “I have zero sexual attraction to Bob!”

“Chad is such an asshole!” = “I wanna f~~~ Chad SO HARD!”

“I want a man who has lots of ambition!” = “I want a man who has lots of money!”

To be fair, lets do a couple of “Guy Code Words” now:

“Jane is such a nice girl!” = “Jane is such a nice girl!”

“Mary is such a bitch!” = “Mary is such a bitch!”

“I want to find a good woman to marry and raise children with!” = “I want to find a good woman to marry and raise children with!”

Did I miss anything? 🙂

[bladeParticipant]

Her….I don’t normally swallow

me… what do you know your a f~~~ing natural

Me … how many guys have you slept with?

Her…Your my 4th = 40

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

• “I usually don’t do this…” – I do this all the time.

• “I want to do this with you.” – I do this with anyone who will pay.

• “He’s just a friend.” – I’m f~~~ing him.

• “I don’t want a relationship.” – I’m f~~~ing a bunch of guys and don’t want you making any demands on me.

• “I love you but I’m not IN love with you.” – I’ll take your time, effort and energy but I’m f~~~ing someone else who gets me off better than you do.

• “I love you.” – I need you to take care of me.

• “I miss you.” – It’s been a while since you gave me something expensive or paid attention to me to make me feel better about myself.

• “I’m sorry.” – DOES NOT COMPUTE _ UTTERANCE NOT FOUND

[MuglintarParticipant 1333]

Stargazer wrote:

“I don’t want a relationship.”

doesn’t this equal “I think, I deserve better than what you have to offer”?

♀ – “I just love nature” = ♂ “I hate shaveing and will take a shower only occasionally”

♀ – “I’m totally into outdoors” = ♂ “I hate sports and will neither exercise nor allow you to do or watch it ever”

♀ – “Oh, you are so manly” = ♂ “I’m lazy, hate my job and will drain your pockets as soon as I get a chance to do so”

♀ – “We really…” = ♂ “You! GO! DO!”

But brothers, there is hope, most of the phrases work in both directions.
And that is the fun part.

"Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

[ExecrationParticipant 1496]

Stargazer wrote:

• “I usually don’t do this…” – I do this all the time.

• “I want to do this with you.” – I do this with anyone who will pay.

• “He’s just a friend.” – I’m f~~~ing him.

• “I don’t want a relationship.” – I’m f~~~ing a bunch of guys and don’t want you making any demands on me.

• “I love you but I’m not IN love with you.” – I’ll take your time, effort and energy but I’m f~~~ing someone else who gets me off better than you do.

• “I love you.” – I need you to take care of me.

• “I miss you.” – It’s been a while since you gave me something expensive or paid attention to me to make me feel better about myself.

• “I’m sorry.” – DOES NOT COMPUTE _ UTTERANCE NOT FOUND

This, A lot of truth in this.

[BoarParticipant]

It is my fault = it is your fault.

You are afraid of commitment = the host nearly shed the parasite.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Her: “Of course I like you just the way you are.” Meaning: “In time I’ll have you licking out of the palm of my hand and jumping through the hoops.”

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 0]

Her: I would never cheat on you.
Translation: First chance I get.

Her:I just want to party
Translation: I’ll suck and f~~~ anybody but you.

[experiencedParticipant]

Him: “Your breasts, they’re perfect. Have you had surgery?”

Her: “I thought I told you they were silicone.”

Him: “No, I’m pretty sure I would’ve remembered that.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“Women can multi-task!”

“Don’t make me multi-laugh.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

“So, what do you do?” = “Are you rich?”

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[experiencedParticipant]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

“So, what do you do?” = “Are you rich?”

YES!

Or

What’dya’do? = What is your annual income? In case they’ll settle for .8 rich and blame you for their misery later.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

I don’t care about sex = I don’t particularly care about it when I’m not in the mood. But when you’re not in the mood, then I will very much care.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

“You are important to me!”

You entertain me, because my boyfriend wont.

“I dont need a man!”

Cuz i got a dozens men who want me.

“Im looking for a serious relationship.”

I cant attract the alphas anymore.

“Im done with the bar scene.”

Guys dont buy me drinks anymore.

“Im Anti-feminists.”

I found out about MGTOW, and its freaking me out.

“Im not a feminist.”

I still hate men.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[RennieParticipant]

I’m not ready for another relationship = Not interested.

[AutoliteParticipant]

I knew one woman who always insisted that love must be “unconditional”.

That always gave me a chuckle. If the guy loses his job, it’s amazing how fast the “condition” of being employed and having money suddenly factors into the relations~~~… 😀

[experiencedParticipant]

Autolite wrote:

I knew one woman who always insisted that love must be “unconditional”.

That always gave me a chuckle. If the guy loses his job, it’s amazing how fast the “condition” of being employed and having money suddenly factors into the relations~~~…

When you’ve got resources, she insists on unconditional, unlimited, unrestricted access to them.
Their arguments NEVER pass the “two way street” or “two sides to every coin” test.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Author]

Posts